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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by manee2(m): 10:17pm On Mar 23, 2016
I began to develop this recent crush on "hateu2"


Omg! angry
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Jadekitana(f): 10:17pm On Mar 23, 2016
EdwardSnowden:


Even you, a known cross-dressing _faggot who plays with lipstick and nail polish, wants to coach men about seducing women? Bro, you better concentrate on the dinner you're cooking for your boyfriend!

What the hell shocked shocked shocked dinner for boyfriend? *dies*

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Princeparix(m): 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
ClassCaptain:


my prince , my prince,

you killed it oo. See as u dey manouver lines and everything.

Na you my oga.. I dey learn from u my boss

Fashy talk bro.... You just make this thing dull. I no even come sight d rules
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Smellymouth: 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
Diddyydiva:
what's nice about that one undecided angry

He tried his best smiley..
Maybe his best ain't good enough
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Maxi112: 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
ClassCaptain:

no be only quiet time, na morning devotion grin
run away soldier..

waiting u dey do here? shay u say u no dey interested?
brother waiting happen? why u run?

hahahaha
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by IamLEGEND1: 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
Welcome!
thank you very much ma'am.

+ who be the waitress here abeg,coz I go need to order some liquid consumables for me and my cronies.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by naijaboiy: 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
[size=13pt]Well Well Well....

It was fun all through I'm sure you'll agree with me. It started a bit shaky with the crooked lines and then on to the funny lines from some of the contenders before we had other contenders who came to show us that had what it takes to win a lady's heart.

I enjoyed myself. Hope you did too. Well join me again tomorrow same time where we will read even better captivating lines from the wooers o trust there won't be a boring moment.

It's good night from me and I remain your host NAIJABOIY with oliviaarims by my bedside just kidding. lipsrsealed

Goodnight! cool[/size]

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by jayloms: 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
Guys be dropping poetry like it's a literary contest while some others are writing stories.

I'm sorry but there's no real feel to d lines but that's my view #nohating.

In a real life scenario, you'd have prolly ten to fifteen seconds for your mind to percolate d ideal words to use, plus it's usually delivered short.

Perhaps, the host should have stressed on originality and d need for d participants to create a real feel to d lines.

Papey! Una dey fall my hand aswear. Heavy fuckoyo! cool
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:19pm On Mar 23, 2016
Maxi112:
what happen next?

are u guys gonno have a quiet time together? just curious to no
Quite time ? shocked
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by marieolae(f): 10:19pm On Mar 23, 2016
Lol what is all this you're saying?
This is just an online wooing contest..with no real prize. It ends here, so it's not a do or die affair. It's not that big of a deal, trust me lol smiley
darkenedrebel:
...where are the mellifluous rhymes & rhyme schemes?...where are the figurative enjambments & ember-like tropes?... ..the mixed metaphors & trenchant paraphors?...where is the astute storytelling that gets your hackles up?...where is witticism & intelligent use of vocabulary?

...smh...
...I expected more...this is not what I gave farano 2 years ago...

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
Laveda:

embarassed oh it's you ...
kiss kiss

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Laveda(f): 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


"Its you I want"



Oya na!!!! grin
tongue
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
joseph1832:
Is that right? Using similes and lines that are very well known can not be said to be original.

Oliviaarims, if I should approach you and wanted to woo you and I tell you "you're the apple of my eyes and the sugar in my tea" won't you call me a joker? Lol.

Complete joker! I'll tell u to buy another 60naira apple and put it back in ur eyes... And thank God 5naira sugar is still sold.grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
HALFRICANADIAN TO ADASUN
And you just got yourself an A. hahahahahahaha

I feel like wooing a lady this night and right here with just 10 words. Hehehehehehe
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by ClassCaptain(m): 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
BrownCookie:
Can you please fix the grammatical errors. That is what has left me speechless.
ikunle abiamo oooshocked
jesuuuus is Lord !!

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by joseph1832(m): 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...where are the mellifluous rhymes & rhyme schemes?...where are the figurative enjambments & ember-esque tropes?... ..the mixed metaphors & trenchant paraphors?...where is the astute storytelling that gets your hackles up?...where is witticism & intelligent use of vocabulary?...

...smh...
...I expected more...this is not what I gave farano 2 years ago...

Everybody can't be you bro. Lol.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Cutehector(m): 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
Laveda:

Must you always show yourself? undecided
chill
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by vizkiz: 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
BrownCookie:

Can you please fix the gramnatical errors.
That is what left me speechless.

This is some shiit you just typed?
Like seriously? Everybody was giving him a thumb up for a job well done even when we decided to ignore his grammatical errors and all you could do to reply his awesomely typed note was this shiit?

IMAGINE THE FUGLY BIITCH FEELING LIKE A DUCHESS undecided

I think I know the kindda person you are. unsatisfied dumb fucker!!!!

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:21pm On Mar 23, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...where are the mellifluous rhymes & rhyme schemes?...where are the figurative enjambments & ember-esque tropes?... ..the mixed metaphors & trenchant paraphors?...where is the astute storytelling that gets your hackles up?...where is witticism & intelligent use of vocabulary?...

...smh...
...I expected more...this is not what I gave farano 2 years ago...

lol ure indeed a dark rebel.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:21pm On Mar 23, 2016
A lot of G-Points going out the window for some dudes tonight hehehehehe
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:21pm On Mar 23, 2016
Specialist900, come learn how to toast here o. Since na wetin make you never get babe at age 38. gringrin

Marieolae what's up
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Maxi112: 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Quite time ? shocked



hahahah


sweedy where have u been? been searching for u,

I won woo u today! make every clear road
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by AlienStar: 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
That was harrrrsh n lame.
BrownCookie:
Can you please fix the grammatical errors. That is what has left me speechless.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
overall, everything is below par. perhaps, I will have a swell time reading some captivating lines next time. Before writing, make sure you have a fore knowledge of the lady you want to woo, You might not have seen her, but her online persona can give you an infinitesimal insight into the type of person she is. Go through her profile and view her pic, All these will guide you in writing to her taste.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Laveda(f): 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
sheunsheun:

Yes Baby!!! I told u i was goin 2 sweep u off wink
Thank you..you didn't fail tongue
So where we spending the night? kiss
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
BRO in my kingdom, far away across the atlantis where only deadly pirates dare ventures to cross, sea demons and sea gods, we dnt reply alternate monikers, face me with ur main moniker, if ure the true son of ur mother.
WORD!

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by kaziblake(f): 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
manee2:
_ dat bible passage
He tried.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
naijaboiy:

Madam it's just a game. Stop threatening your wooers na. It's their choice if they still want to participate or not.

You just carry the thing for head too seriously. smiley

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:23pm On Mar 23, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

And you just got yourself an A. hahahahahahaha

I feel like wooing a lady this night and right here with just 10 words. Hehehehehehe
hehehe why not woo jadekitena, abi wetin be her moniker self.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by JoeCutie(m): 10:23pm On Mar 23, 2016
marieolae:
Lol what is all this you're saying?
This is just an online wooing contest..with no real prize. It ends here, so it's not a do or die affair. It's not that big of a deal, trust me lol smiley
Hi, Mariam. Long time.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by naijaboiy: 10:23pm On Mar 23, 2016
jayloms:
Guys be dropping poetry like it's a literary contest while some others are writing stories.

I'm sorry but there's no real feel to d lines but that's my view #nohating.

In a real life scenario, you'd have prolly ten to fifteen seconds for your mind to percolate d ideal words to use, plus it's usually delivered short.

Perhaps, the host should have stressed on originality and d need for d participants to create a real feel to d lines.

Papey! Una dey fall my hand aswear. Heavy fuckoyo! cool
I emphasized on it but they said the rules were too stringent.

They want to be dropping nursery rhymes. undecided
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by jayloms: 10:23pm On Mar 23, 2016
BrownCookie:

Can you please fix the grammatical errors.
That is what has left me speechless.

Hey!!! Baby why na lipsrsealed

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