Princeparix:
Dear Nienie

I have thought of the right words to use but yet my heart skips with every stroke of my pen. Here I am standing between a battalion and the greatest challenge of my life.

Strategies and plans have failed, my bones are weak and my soldiers are weary of the enemies who are fierce and greater in number.... But what do I say

I look down at myself, feeling my blood rushing but instead of drawing a sword to charge into a battle, I draw a lavender flower for your a crown I would want to behold and a lady I would want to walk down the path of eternity with.

I came to this battle not prepared, only with the heart of a man who wants to sleep tonight cuddling the priceless diamond who this battle is all about. I care for no fights or wars but the taste of chocolate in my pockets and the feelings of your touch. I have no promises to make but 'nne so gi bu ihe m nchoro". My life is a hard nut "MA o bu so gi ga edozili ya". I have made some many mistakes "mana nyem obi gi ka m nwere Ike idi ndu ozo. All I ask is a chance to prove I can sweep you off you feet "ma nwere Ike idozi gi ka document" and the Queen of my heart.

I know I think Small like Volkswagen and most times think big like IMAX but just like Calvin Klein - my obsession is between loving you and madness. Nienie I promise Not to be Evil like Google and never to blacklist you like Johnnie Walker but to be just what I am like reebok - a soldier ready to love and protect you.

The mind and love is a terrible thing to waste but with you just like FedEx - there is no tomorrow. At the heart of our image of love just like Nikon, I am ready to live in your world and play in ours just like Playstation, for there is no substitute for you in my life just like Porsche but you make Disneyland the happiest place on earth for me.

The men in charge of change just like fortune magazine can't describe the feelings I have for your - for they are stronger than dirt just like AJAX. Impossible is nothing just like Adidas but pleasure is the path to joy just like Heegan-Dazs, so let your fingers do the walking just like the Yellow Pages. Life is complicated enough just like Abbey national but just like IBM your the solution to my small world.

Asanwa I just wish to share moments and share life with you just like Kodak and I promise to keep lovin it like McDonald's. A diamond is forever just like DE Beers and quality never goes out of style just like Levis but you ve taken over me completely and just like Nike I plead you keep doing it.

Dearest you make me believe in love just like Sony and now am ready to expand my mind and change your world just like Newstateman. I might have challenged everything just like electronic arts but today I swear my vision is our future just like Olympus. I plan to make the best of now just like Vodafone, get to the last drop like Maxwell house because you've astonished me with your power, Beauty and soul just like Aston Martins.

Just like Visa I promise to be anywhere you want, and melt in your mouth and not just your hands like m & m. Just reach out and touch my heart just like AT&T because your worth it like L'Oreal. People might say I am stupid just like denim Jeans but I just want to be the last place you want to go like Dixons.

Make me the man in an embrace of a goddess Nienie

LORDSAMURAI:
BRO in my kingdom, far away across the atlantis where only deadly pirates dare ventures to cross, sea demons and sea gods, we dnt reply alternate monikers, face me with ur main moniker, if ure the true son of ur mother.

Ray360:
overall, everything is below par. perhaps, I will have a swell time reading some captivating lines next time. Before writing, make sure you have a fore knowledge of the lady you want to woo, You might not have seen her, but her online persona can give you an infinitesimal insight into the type of person she is. Go through her profile and view her pic, All these will guide you in writing to her taste.

Laveda:

Thank you..you didn't fail
So where we spending the night?

LORDSAMURAI:
HALFRICANADIAN TO ADASUN

why una da lie like this na

Oliviaarims:


Complete joker! I'll tell u to buy another 60naira apple and put it back in ur eyes... And thank God 5naira sugar is still sold.

naijaboiy:

Thank you very much.

I guess they should read old threads too. But let's see how other participants will fare.

Neyoor:
Even if I'm sloshed or blind, I would still recognise JIG's use of words.

Cutehector:
Naijab oiy pls when is my day ooooooooooo? I dnt wish to miss it or coming late, i'v asked u twice already.

JeffreyJamez:


Oga Host! ..

How far?

iAmCharis:
Specialist900, come learn how to toast here o. Since na wetin make you never get babe at age 38.

Marieolae what's up

JeffreyJamez:


Screenshotted for future use

vizkiz:


who are you wooing and when is the date and time?

Smellymouth:

He tried his best .. Maybe his best ain't good enough

Neyoor:


Edge is no more in vogue bro. It is obsolete and old-fashioned.
Step up to 3G/4G. That's what is in vogue now bro

Neyoor:
I can feel your presence dear.



I hope you're patiently observing with your spectacles on



Marieolae

IamLEGEND1:
thank you very much ma'am.

+ who be the waitress here abeg,coz I go need to order some liquid consumables for me and my cronies.

Laveda:

Thank you..you didn't fail
So where we spending the night?

Oliviaarims:
Does he use such words on u?

naijaboiy:

How far?

RoyalBlak007:


it would have been farano...

..but it seems she's less interested..how about you? :

I am not into stuffs like this bro. Though I dey eye tosyne2much girlfriend sha

Diddyydiva:
chai


Not the guy alone self


Look at the guy that wooed halfrica....


Who cares if he is a virgin



More like kids wooing challenge

Oliviaarims:
Okay...Princeparix is aboard, so while we wait for Adasun to finish typing,I'd introduce PRINCEPARIX to woo the very lovely Nienie..I'm tripping. Princeparix,I hope u gat something good for the fair lady

KINGinVALHALA3:

OZWOR!

vizkiz:


This is some shiit you just typed?
Like seriously? Everybody was giving him a thumb up for a job well done even when we decided to ignore his grammatical errors and all you could do to reply his awesomely typed note was this shiit?

IMAGINE THE FUGLY BIITCH THEY ARE GIVING HOPE FEELING LIKE A DUCHESS

I think I know the kindda person you are. unsatisfied dumb fucker!!!!

Diddyydiva:
chai


Not the guy alone self


Look at the guy that wooed halfrica....


Who cares if he is a virgin



More like kids wooing challenge

Laveda:

Stop nau

sheunsheun:

A place called hallowed ,full of light, where we can never be found!!!