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Was actually coming from Rumuola to Choba this morning. In cab, I met a lady.

We started normal conversation. Then she brought out a movie. I asked to copy it in my system.

While copying the movie, she said I should stop at her place so we can enter school together.

While in her apartment, she started asking me about my relational life.

Before I could say hey, she reached for my trouser and pleaded to see my dick.

I stopped her. She drew closer and attempted to kiss me.

Well, she pulled off her clothe, and we started kissing. She did a little bj. She stood up and reach for a condom.

At this point, my urge died.

I was like, why will a lady have a condom in her apartment.

Well, I stopped her advances from there and finally left her house.

Good to know you are awake from your dream now........... but your only grouse with her in your dream is that she has a condom in her house?! No be small thing o!!

Ok so you can have a condom in your house, a woman cannot have a condom in her house because she is not a human being too right? She is a lesser being right? What bullsh!t .

A lady can have as many condoms in her house. Infact as many dildos and vibrators. If you are not interested in having sex with her. Move on.

There's another guy waiting in line.

And what's the title of this movie

??

a round of applause for this man

ok :-/

essohjay1:
And what's the title of this movie

It sounds like a movie to me, but guy, no be movie

It happened am hour and 30 minutes ago.

Everything was just fast. But the moment she reached for that stuff, reality dawned on me.

Vinshu:
Ok so you can have a condom in your house, a woman cannot have a condom in her house because she is not a human being too right? She is a lesser being right? What bullsh!t .

A lady can have as many condoms in her house. Infact as many dildos and vibrators. If you are not interested in having sex with her. Move on.

There's another guy waiting in line.

Really.

But truth is everything just played out fast in my mind the moment she reached for it.

I couldn't come in terms with it. So I just backed off.

Maybe next time, I won't back off

How many packs of condom or dildos do you have in your house right now?
And the condoms would used by how many men?

Vinshu:
Ok so you can have a condom in your house, a woman cannot have a condom in her house because she is not a human being too right? She is a lesser being right? What bullsh!t .

A lady can have as many condoms in her house. Infact as many dildos and vibrators. If you are not interested in having sex with her. Move on.

There's another guy waiting in line.

Serenity008:
It sounds like a movie to me, but guy, no be movie

It happened am hour and 30 minutes ago.

Everything was just fast. But the moment she reached for that stuff, reality dawned on me.

if this actually isn't a movie, you should testify to the goodness of God or whatever you serve and believe in as you were just saved from a destiny sucking karishika.....who copies movies from strangers in a commercial cab

You just begin pray say she no carry anything cause you have exchanged body fluid via bj. Her spit alone on your blokos can give you whatever your scared of. Babe get cd your scared like a lamb or maybe you want it raw so you can infect her with hiv. She loves herself for her to have that at home and i like her for that

Dunno whats happening to your uniports students these days...they are juse increasingly going haywire

Does she have a phone??

I think she needs an apology, give me her number

Sounds like a super story script to me

If ah hear say dis toic no relocate to fp make lala be my fada

Bobbyjay001:
How many packs of condom or dildos do you have in your house right now?
And the condoms would used by how many men?

That's none of your business. My sex life is no business of yours. I have no condoms but I definitely have dildos. Now kill yourself

Serenity008:
Really.

But truth is everything just played out fast in my mind the moment she reached for it.

I couldn't come in terms with it. So I just backed off.

Maybe next time, I won't back off

That's your business

Having dildos means you have no man in your life to give you the real thing.
Don't even know what pleasure you derive from your rubber-made dick(s).
Instead of you to go search for the real thing,you are here talking "dildos". Find a life girl.

What will be your reaction if you find your daugther in possession of a Love Machine and not even "dildos" as you said?

Vinshu:
That's none of your business. My sex life is no business of yours. I have no condoms but I definitely have dildos. Now kill yourself

OP, smh

Bobbyjay001:
Having dildos means you have no man in your life to give you the real thing.
Don't even know what pleasure you derive from your rubber-made dick(s).
Instead of you to go search for the real thing,you are here talking "dildos". Find a life girl.

What will be your reaction if you find your daugther in possession of a Love Machine and not even "dildos" as you said?

I still repeat what I said. I have dildos. I never said i have no man in my life. Besides even if I don't? It doesn't kill. I'm alive and kicking. So mind your own business. Live your own life.

Vinshu:
That's none of your business. My sex life is no business of yours. I have no condoms but I definitely have dildos. Now kill yourself

Wow...!

just like dat

Perhaps,you just narrated the movie

Vinshu:
I still repeat what I said. I have dildos. I never said i have no man in my life. Besides even if I don't? It doesn't kill. I'm alive and kicking. So mind your own business. Live your own life.

Wow!!, you really sound frustrated. Take is easy granny. There's still hope for you.

Cheers

calliking:
Wow!!, you really sound frustrated. Take is easy granny. There's still hope for you.

Cheers

Cheers to you too

This dude is just waking up sha

Quite surprising that people find it hard to believe this story.

Even my friends find it hard to belive it.

Have heard stuff like this where a lady will attempt to force a man to have sex with her .

But, I experienced it today. I was also surprised seeing her pulling off her clothe and making those silly moves.

A random girl for that matter

Serenity008:
Quite surprising that people find it hard to believe this story.

Even my friends find it hard to belive it.

Have heard stuff like this where a lady will attempt to force a man to have sex with her .

But, I experienced it today. I was also surprised seeing her pulling off her clothe and making those silly moves.

A random girl for that matter

Guy u dull ooooo..

Serenity008:
Quite surprising that people find it hard to believe this story.

Even my friends find it hard to belive it.

Have heard stuff like this where a lady will attempt to force a man to have sex with her .

But, I experienced it today. I was also surprised seeing her pulling off her clothe and making those silly moves.

A random girl for that matter

was she cute?
can u take me to her place?

I will mind my business but I need to correct some wrongs which I perceive have eaten deep into your fabrics and may also lead you to hell. Get a life and live a life.

Vinshu:
I still repeat what I said. I have dildos. I never said i have no man in my life. Besides even if I don't? It doesn't kill. I'm alive and kicking. So mind your own business. Live your own life.