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charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Hehehehe..... he understands...... tonight is a different night [/color]

Maxi112:
awww sorry for that..

how was ur day today?

STFUareyouGod:
your big head dey swell again? Chai

Smellymouth:
HateU2, STFUareyhuGod is trying to ask you why your head dey swell like Ijebu Garri when enter water?

joseph1832:
I doubt it. Poetry comes from within. It has a way of showing who we really are. Skarlett just showed that she's a simple girl. That's all I can say.

abeg mah hear word.. Poe wetin??!



This is a competition!!!

slyIsaac:
Who is hateu2 again??

Smellymouth:
HateU2, STFUareyhu.God is trying to ask you why your head dey swell like Ijebu Garri when enter water?

ellacute45:
hectic

STFUareyouGod:
you have no idea how big her head is. It's double of mr ibu's head

obiorathesubtle:
so what?? I feel charitable this evening!



However.. I did that for your image.. See your mates putting punchlines and dope flows out there.. You here dropping couple of boring should I's n shiiit..


Dig deep into your pocket, woman!!

HateU2:
Iffaa slap u ehn, u go see rainblow

KingRex1:
Just ask around for the cutest babe

HateU2:
Who is wooing you self
Abi u dey use style dey look 4 person to woo u ni

skarlett:
Dearest Naijaboiy, what should I do to get your YES?

Should I
Lie like a 'politifcian'
Steal lines from Shakespeare
Prattle like a lovestruck poetess?

Should I
Lay absent fortunes at your feet
Rob Zenith bank
Steal forget-me-nots from an enemy's garden?

Should I
Stand on my head
Sleep with my eyes open
Pen your praise on the sky?

Should I
Become your slave
Run your every errand
Your gold chain around my neck?

Should I
Stalk your e-diary
Like your every post
Contest and win Ms Nairaland?

OR

Should I
Charm you with my lines
Make you feel fly
Get your dream to 'yes' my plea?

Cc
Naijaboiy

Uh......BEAUTIFUL!

Cutehector:

obiorathesubtle:
abeg mah hear word.. Poe wetin??!



This is a competition!!!

Maxi112:
abeg na! na only u won dig the thing?

call ur brothers in the Lord ni

refiner:
...hey!....is it my turn now?

STFUareyouGod:
you have no idea how big her head is. It's double of mr ibu's head

STFUareyouGod:
you have no idea how big her head is. It's double of mr ibu's head

ellacute45:

refiner:
...hey!....is it my turn now?

AlienStar:
Serve yourself guy! I'm too busy with the show!

AlienStar:
That ain't fair! Everybody has a way of expressing their feelings in their own unique way! She killed it!

Cutehector:
it's Saturday. I wonder why it would be hectic

HateU2:
Don't answe him jooor. He's just coming from a bar

KingRex1:
..take a chill pill nd fvck off frm us.

bqlekan:
Hehe where is he sef?

refiner:
...hey!....is it my turn now?

bqlekan:
Brother, I beg you fit change that beer to ororo for me, I've got some spiritual cleansing to do

AlienStar:
That ain't fair! Everybody has a way of expressing their feelings in their own unique way! She killed it!

she'll express her feelings how I want her to!! And that's final!!

joseph1832:
I call what skarlet wrote "simplicity at its finest".