BiafraBushBoy:
We all know that the Nigerian Economy has never been better. This has resulted to Ladies being forced to keeping some dudes as "Helpers" when trouble comes calling.
Even some Men are aware, while some are still Oblivious of the fact that they are already friendzoned.
So I will be dropping some phrases that when ever you hear it from a ladie's mouth, instead of smiling, take to your Heels....
1) you’re so nice": This is the initial stage of the "friendzoning" village. The moment a lady starts telling you how nice you are to her, without attaching any emotional or romantic touch to it, my brother make things clear to her before you will reach the next level.
2) “lol you are so funny": You have started talking, and in your mind you are creating a chemistry. But in the girl's mind, you are being used to kill boredoem and depression.
So my dear Brother, the moment you hear you are so funny, switch emotions tacticaly and watchout for the rest.. Before you enter stage 3
3) “bestie": The moment you reach this stage, fogerit!!!
You are now the LG chairman of Friendzone!
Your deliverance will be headed by "Rev king" himself!! I don't know if there will be a cure for this stage or maybe Mr 10 commandments [Tosyne2much] will write the 10 ways of getting of being a bestie.. I believe he will help you. But the moment you don't save yourself from this stage, you will fall deeper to stage 4!!
4) “you’re like a brother to me": Officially you have become the president of friendzone!! You are asking me how
Have you ever seen a girl giving out her kitty kata to her brother??
Have you ever seen a Lady date her brother??
Just know that at this stage, you will only the "STAGE 5" as your price!! So just take heart my Bro!!
5)“aww thank u": And this is your ultimate price!!
Even if you like, back her from Lagos to Enugu
Or
Do all her assignments for her, my Brother your only price will remain "Thank you" or if she is a good sister, you will get a higher price which is "God bless you so much"!!
So my dear Brothers, remember the signs and know when to flee. God bless
Feel free to add yours!!
Complied by Agubush aka Biafrabushboy!!
Cc: lalasticlala

wilybebsy:
So u are keeping them incase they might be u useful on the long run?

BiafraBushBoy:


It seems like u dnt really understand the term "friendzone"

halfricanadian:

You dont know me
I dont carry people i kno i cant date along
Just cos u my frnd dont mean u cant av a gf
Infact im always glad wen my male frnds talk bou how their gf makes dem happy
Im nt enemy of progress

Acidosis:
There is nothing wrong with "friend zone"

You can't date all the ladies that come your way, can you? You date one, you friend zone whoever comes up later.

Friend zone is only dangerous for those who aren't into any one. When you've been friend zoned by too many ladies, with no particular person you can call your OWN, you're finished!!

Elzends:
KingCheezyPuff ur summoned

Wats ur take
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Say what .You don't "summon " me I do that.
Anyway,I'd tell him let's be friends.

Omotayor123:
You are my BFF - Best Friend Forever

KingCheezyPuff:
Say what .You don't "summon " me I do that.
Anyway,I'd tell him let's be friends.

Elzends:

More like telling him, 'hey bro welcome to my friend zone'
Ur direct tho..
U have been dismissed
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ya gotta be kiddin' me! You don't "dismiss" me either.
......What's better than being straight forward

Gebbson007:

Na DAT BFF worst pass cux she fit go half NUDE fr Ur presence as cll u 2 her ous 2 check out d new dress her bf bought her.God punish friend zone

KingCheezyPuff:
ya gotta be we kiddin' me! You don't "dismiss" me either.
......What's better than being straight forward

Elzends:

I agree, now GERARA HERE
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hmmm,I'm gon get you fer talkin' ta me like this
I gotta go think up somethin'. bye

KashyBaby:
so guilty of these...but I didn't mean to..those words are juz came out of nowhere..

KashyBaby:
so guilty of these...but I didn't mean to..those words are juz came out of nowhere..

KingCheezyPuff:
hmmm,I'm gon get you fer talkin' ta me like this
I gotta go think up somethin'. bye

Elzends:

I weep for my fellow bros in that kinda friend zone...
Politicalthug, the current nairaland zonal president....wats ur take
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susiivy:
am xo guilty of that

SweetieConstie:
Lol... This is so hilarious!

Op, you're really funny...






But I think I have a question!



What if a girl and a guy are very good friends-like besties-but the girl doesn't have a boyfriend and the boy doesn't have a girlfriend either... However, the girl uses some of the above listed terms when she's having a discussion with the guy, would you also call such a relationship "friendzoning"?





BTW, they both do not wanna start dating yet!

PoliticalThuG:
my brother, if u call me zonal chairman u are correct...

I have been shaving her and puting pants on her but when i try to enter inside, u will here sth like -





u know u are like my brother... Like what dah fork

Elzends:
I weep for my fellow bros in that kinda friend zone... Politicalthug, the current nairaland zonal president....wats ur take ✌

BiafraBushBoy:

Vice president friendzoners association!
I hail ooo

KingRex1:
Why nt explicitly tell him u cant date him, u have a bf u love..

DemiGoddess:

Kee ije

BiafraBushBoy:

Nwa di sharp... Kedu ur way