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Lemme quickly go straight to the point without beating around the bush

Ladies, 10 Signs A Guy Will Sleep With You When You Visit Him

1. His Friends vacate the room

Just when you get to his place and his friends start going out of the room one after the other until you are left alone. This has already been planned prior to your arrival. Don't think they left at their own discretion, he don already cut eyes give dem make dem comot

2. He asks what you're wearing

Just when a guy is curious to know whether you will be wearing a skirt or trouser to his house then be sure that he will definitely sleep with you when you visit him. Naijaboiy be like, " Ireneony abeg no wear trouser come my house oooo"

3. He demands you don't bring Your Friend along

When he tells you not to come with a friend because he doesn't want your friend around; there are no two ways about this, he certainly wants to sleep with you when you visit him and doesn't want any barrier

4. He calls his Friend to keep your Friend's company

Some ladies believe the presence of their friends will server as security, therefore, they bring their friends along as custodians not knowing that some dudes are way too smart to handle such a situation. A very smart dude will call his own friend to come and take the daughter of Jezebel you call your friend away so that they will be alone.

5. He Dips His hands into the pockets to form a gentleman

I'm very guilty of this act even though I passionately detest sex ( nobody should question me on this ). When I'm inside the room with a lady and the moment my joystick begins to rise above its default level as a result of sex intrusion into my mind. As an anointed man of God, I will just dip my two hands into my pockets and stylishly take a scroll outside after which I will return back when my obviously etec.ted joystick returns to its default level

6. He Increases the volume of the home theatre

Another sign a dude wants to sleep with you is that he will switch on the home theatre and will increase to the maximum volume so that neighbours will not hear your moan when the show starts. Vizkiz will not deny this

7. He offers you chewing gum

This is done probably to cleanse your breath before kissing takes place

8. He stylishly Locks the door

A proverb says " a dog that enters a lion's den should be ready to face the consequences. However, just when you enter his room and he goes straight to the door and GBAAAM !!! . Even if heat wan kill two of una, he will never open the door.. You don't even need Seun Osewa to tell you that he wants to sleep with you

9. He forces You to take alcohol

Another sign is that he will force you to take a little amount of alcohol so that he will accomplish his mission before you gain consciousness

10. He goes out to buy something that has "no name"

Just when you visit a dude and he takes an excuse to go and buy something (name withheld) and when he returns back you can't seem to see what he went to buy. Make we no deceive ourselves na Gold circle egbon go buy ooooo!!! ... Even If you ask him what he went to buy he will definitely lie that he wasn't able to get it.. Oga Ronald4lif I throway salute oooo


I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


Happy reading... Have fun!


Original writer: Tosyne2much

vizkiz:
Jesu!!!!!!

Julietcutie:
tnks for exposing em guys

Most of what he typed is not true, don't believe him

Julietcutie:
tnks for exposing em guys

skarlett:
tosyne.2much no like sex? O di egwu hope say you know say today na sunday o

I'm very serious oooo

skarlett:
tosyne2much no like sex? O di egwu hope say you know say today na sunday o

Eh? Which Tosin no like sex? Make I hear! This same Tosin that's about to win Headies awards for the best Head giver.

Look the guy head na...E no tell you anything

ronald4lif:
Tosyne has betrayed us again. Why expose us like this na

tosyne2much:
I'm very serious oooo

Lienus

JoeCutie:
Eh? Which Tosin no like sex? Make I hear! This same Tosin that's about to win Headies awards for the beat Head giver.

Look the guy head na...E no tell you anything?

anam asi, no be tosin again

wristbangle:
So u are happy he exposed us?

Don't mind my friend tosyne, he is lying.

lol I still believe him

frubben:
Wic kind tin b dis, dis guy no knw say babes full here, why u come dey spoil show for men nw.

Babes don't mind him, he is just telling u babes wat he does anytin babe is coming to see him

Every boys get him own (opps)