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Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by layla129(f): 9:32am On Apr 23, 2016
4C2215131:
Did you really read my post at all? I was referring to who you quoted and not the original OP.

The chap you quoted never intimated in any way that he was married thus being single his instinct as a man would be to make good use of a supposed opportunity.
Ooops, my bad. Thought you were referring to me
Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by Nobody: 9:36am On Apr 23, 2016
bizfirst:
Yesterday was one of the few days I decided to shut down my computer and take a drive round town, see old friends and more importantly, get some fresh air.

However, a few hours into my 'escape', I ran out of cash and had to take an emergency dive to the nearest ATM machine. As I drove out of the premises, a saw a feminine figure (from my rear view) frantically waving at me to stop.

...as it's customary of me, I ignored her.

However, as I clutched, eased unto another gear and made way to jam on the gas pedal, all the people around (especially men) started waving (frantically) and asking me to stop...

...I imagined it was an emergency and I had no option than to ease unto the first gear, brake and look around...then I saw her.
The cause of the confusion/commotion was a young woman in her early 20's who had an hour-glass figure and accentuated it further with super scanty clothing. I remembered that she was also the one who I had seen wave seconds earlier.

She walked up majestically and with the assurance only the Queen of England is permitted to possess, looked straight at me and said:
"Hello Sir, I'm going to North-Bank...could we kindly ride together?"

Before I could utter a word, she made for the door handle to hop in! Fortunately, it was locked centrally from the inside...yet, her demeanor, looks and general body language suggested I'll come down and open the door directly for her!

To worsen things up, all the onlookers, especially the men, were already green with envy - assuming I was the luckiest guy in the world for such a gorgeous 'babe' to seek to ride with me...their looks and murmurs said it all!

Then, without a word, I revved up my engine and eased unto the highway!

Looking from the rear view, the young lady stood transfixed at the stop she stood when I zoomed off...clearly, no man had dared turned her off before!

...I must thus either be a god or from Mars!

Little did she realize that:

1. I had a wife 10 times better than what she could ever be.
2. I never put myself anywhere/in any circumstance that would compromise my vows to my wife.
3. I live by the mantra (where women are concerned): 'You're a woman...so damn what?!'

As always, it me,
The Man Who Puts Business FIRST.

P.S.

1. I help women...but they MUST approach me from the angle of a HUMAN BEING who is in need of help...not a WOMAN/LADY/BABE with a hot, sexy body that I must bow to because I'm a man!

2. If all men adopt this stand, the world will be a better place...and a step closer to the much elusive 'gender equality'.
Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by misspicy(f): 9:37am On Apr 23, 2016
OP you are such a good man smiley

God save you from Karishikas

God bless you
Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by Nobody: 9:37am On Apr 23, 2016
bizfirst:
Yesterday was one of the few days I decided to shut down my computer and take a drive round town, see old friends and more importantly, get some fresh air.

However, a few hours into my 'escape', I ran out of cash and had to take an emergency dive to the nearest ATM machine. As I drove out of the premises, a saw a feminine figure (from my rear view) frantically waving at me to stop.

...as it's customary of me, I ignored her.

However, as I clutched, eased unto another gear and made way to jam on the gas pedal, all the people around (especially men) started waving (frantically) and asking me to stop...

...I imagined it was an emergency and I had no option than to ease unto the first gear, brake and look around...then I saw her.
The cause of the confusion/commotion was a young woman in her early 20's who had an hour-glass figure and accentuated it further with super scanty clothing. I remembered that she was also the one who I had seen wave seconds earlier.

She walked up majestically and with the assurance only the Queen of England is permitted to possess, looked straight at me and said:
"Hello Sir, I'm going to North-Bank...could we kindly ride together?"

Before I could utter a word, she made for the door handle to hop in! Fortunately, it was locked centrally from the inside...yet, her demeanor, looks and general body language suggested I'll come down and open the door directly for her!

To worsen things up, all the onlookers, especially the men, were already green with envy - assuming I was the luckiest guy in the world for such a gorgeous 'babe' to seek to ride with me...their looks and murmurs said it all!

Then, without a word, I revved up my engine and eased unto the highway!

Looking from the rear view, the young lady stood transfixed at the stop she stood when I zoomed off...clearly, no man had dared turned her off before!

...I must thus either be a god or from Mars!

Little did she realize that:

1. I had a wife 10 times better than what she could ever be.
2. I never put myself anywhere/in any circumstance that would compromise my vows to my wife.
3. I live by the mantra (where women are concerned): 'You're a woman...so damn what?!'

As always, it me,
The Man Who Puts Business FIRST.

P.S.

1. I help women...but they MUST approach me from the angle of a HUMAN BEING who is in need of help...not a WOMAN/LADY/BABE with a hot, sexy body that I must bow to because I'm a man!

2. If all men adopt this stand, the world will be a better place...and a step closer to the much elusive 'gender equality'.
nice one ,the world would be a better place most men were like you...
Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by 4C2215131: 10:05am On Apr 23, 2016
layla129:
Ooops, my bad. Thought you were referring to me
Yes, I was referencing your post BUT wasn't referring to the married chap that put up the original post. I was referring to the guy you quoted. Capisce?
Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by layla129(f): 10:08am On Apr 23, 2016
4C2215131:
Yes, I was referencing your post BUT wasn't referring to the married chap that put up the original post. I was referring to the guy you quoted. Capisce?
Si senor
Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by Johnsown1(m): 10:52am On Apr 23, 2016
Good one bro, she must felt dissapointed that u did not took her to a fastfood or woo her.

Sometimes they feel that they are irresistable and that every man are sex holic or what all men wants is anytin under skirt. Tombs up
Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by chigoizie7(m): 12:09pm On Apr 23, 2016
While in the university, I have this very friend I call sugar, she started calling me sugar aswell,


U know, sugar this, sugar that, we became close that people thought we were dating.

But I have a problem, I hate people trying to scope me, u know, sweet tongue me into doing something.

Whatever happened to, "gozie, please, I want this, gozie please can u help me with this? Gozie please can u buy me this?

But they will prefer to approach me like this, "sugar (while touching), puuleease, buy me biscuit" and all those things
Biscuits are very cheap, but the manner of approach is unacceptable by me.

So, I sounded it as note of warning to her,

If u want anything from me,just ask politely with all those shakara nonsense, anytime u call me sugar and all those touching, I swear, u are not getting that thing from me. Just call me by my name and then say what u want, if I can afford it or help, I will, if I can't, I will also let u know.
And I was tagged the most un romantic guy ever liveth, true to my words, I carried out whatever I said, and she was like, don't u know I am a "LADY"? I mean, what the fúck was that?
Re: You're A Woman...so Damn What?! by chigoizie7(m): 12:20pm On Apr 23, 2016
layla129:
Not stereotypical. Its what 95% of what men will do... don't know about you though but men like the Op are very rare. They belong with the remaining 5%
Lolz, it seems u don't know what stereotypes mean,

U are still stereotypical and yet u denied it.
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