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PunkyV:
Yeah. I remember one time my aunt caught us drinking. It was me, my female cousin & a male cousin that's two years younger. It was remarkable because she showed so much disappointment in me... Saint Punky Not knowing how I dip & do it when the sky is dark & the moon is full It's hilarious & quite annoying at the same time to be on people's pedestals. It's like knock me off already!

PunkyV:
Yup. Do you close your nose when taking a dump? Now don't tell me you don't close it when you're smelling somebody else's crap. It's similar to that. Your own mess smells like roses to you, while you get all high-nosed & lad di dah about someone else's mess. So...

PureWays:
Lol @ Saint Punky...

Well, I'll like to see you being a lil dirty.. I have this picture of you in my head like you're some sort of innocent girl, seeing you doing some bad stuffs will surely fascinate me..

Loool..

Smartsyn:
or maybe she's angry that you doing to another what she's craving for... Not sure either

PunkyV:
Lol, I do look innocent until you realise how true that saying "looks can be deceiving", truly is. I'm not a bad girl per se, I just have occasional flare-ups of madness

PunkyV:
No, I've never been caught having sex because I'm very private about that sort of thing.

However, I've heard a friend of mine & her BF having sex. We were all in the same bed! Me & her shared a place at the time & there was only one bed in the tiny room. The sound, everything, was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. With every movement they made, I felt nauseous. Yuck!

BlueEyeBalls:
Had to share this cause I can NEVER forget!

I was just invited by a neighbor who happens to be a best friend to my sister, we been crushing on each other though since she parked into the new place, when I got there things were just normal until we couldn't pretend anymore... It just got so intense that we even forgot to lock the door. Busy grinding each other till my sis bursted in on us right on her bed (probably she has checked me on My apartment and couldn't find me).

I Felt embarrassed, covered my face while sweating,
I just told her am sorry, while she just said it's nothing.. . Why am I apologising Then she told her friend (my neighbor) so u even have eyes for my brother... Lol I just left them there and left UNSATISFIED!

PureWays:
Ooh.. Cool.. I like that, moderation is the new sophistication. Ooh! That's if your occasional "flare-ups" aren't out of control, if you know what I mean.. Lol..

Don't you think it's high time you did justice to the package in your mailbox?
**Whispers** It's getting hot in here already..

Smartsyn:
it's even more weird if its a family member that caught you.. Hope you guys later finished what you both started?

JoeCris:
Does it mean you dont watch porn??

PunkyV:
Hahaha. Ok. Must have been embarrassing. I sympathise with projecting the good girl/good boy image on people. It becomes like some kind of a let down to them once they realize their "little saint" is devilish Kinda of a huge burden to carry though lol. I still get that from people sometimes (usually relatives), even though I'm grown. I guess in their minds they still see you as a child or whatever.

Qualer:
i seeeeeee!! jo'burg here i come!!

PunkyV:
They're controlled only by a straitjacket Got any in your closet to play dress up ? Btw, it's not the kind of flare-ups you're thinking of lol. I can't explain it. It's Like having a personality like a Swiss Army knife.

Hahaha. I saw your package. I just don't wanna go there. A lot can happen in PMs. You let your guard down, next thing you know, you're in quicksand

PunkyV:
They're controlled only by a straitjacket Got any in your closet to play dress up ? Btw, it's not the kind of flare-ups you're thinking of lol. I can't explain it. It's Like having a personality like a Swiss Army knife.

Hahaha. I saw your package. I just don't wanna go there. A lot can happen in PMs. You let your guard down, next thing you know, you're in quicksand

PureWays:
Hmm.... That says alot about you..

You are being cautious and I understand that. I don't know much about horoscopes (in regards to yesterday lil chat) but you seem quite emotional and I wonder where that comes from because, peeps with brilliant minds like yours have Low EQ. Well, we learn everyday, maybe there is something about you I need to know.

I like you Punky and I believe there wouldn't be any reason for you to end up in quicksand. Lol..

PunkyV:
I'll wait for you, wearing only a smile LMAO. Long time, no see. How are you?

Qualer:
i love a female that knows how to rock only a smile!

suddenly... i'm better than ever

PunkyV:
Awwww...honestly I'm touched. Ok let me now add "sweet" to the list I gave you yesterday. You sound great & I'm sure you are, but maybe another time, OK?

PunkyV:
Hehehe. You! When are you visiting?

Smartsyn:
lol, why are you using your jazz to spoil another man's blues

Qualer:
ayam a talented muskcian!!

Smartsyn:
and you even replaced him on the dance floor too.

You bad guh

Qualer:
working on a project that will run for a couple of months, would most likely come down south to unwind after all the stress

my plan for earlier in the year went flat but alas!! hope returneth!!

will let you know when the plans are more concrete!

Zane2point4:
Back in those days wen men wia boys, back in 3rd yr in futo, how do I start my own testament,
Well I was dating dis lovely and sexy looking girl back den but as nature wil hv it I arranged one sharp busty girl online (now married) she gave me a tough time though even visited as a normal friend and before she came visiting she gave me a serious warning not to act funny , I jux played along and begged her to come.
On that faithful day my main gf was on double lectures and she had my spare key of which I hv forgotten I gave her, when the side babe cameto my house we jux talked and joked and I decided to give my doubting mind the benefit of trial, I touched the babe she responded like a someone who electric jux shocked na dia I laugh for my mind kum kno say the babe na real nympho, we got busy I unzipped everything she had and was sucking dat pretty round firm stuffs and unknowingly to me my babe is done with her lectures and hv bn calling buh due to d grls moan I never heard my nonsense nokia N90 fon ring, so using the spare key I gave to her she opened the door and lo and behold I felt like I was in the movie that it wasnt happening, and I luved the grl, so she jux threw the key at me and hurriedly left, so I jux wana finish my runs afterall oil wey spill don spill naa, na so I dey tell dey side babe say na my ex wey dey worry my life say make she no worry make we continue, I even kneeel down, but to my suprise my main babe hvnt gone far she was jux outside waiting for me to kum and beg her, she jux went round through the window and saw me kneeling down begging the babe, she jux looked at me and said ur a 'big fool' and left, I no fit shout my lodge mates den laugh me tire, even d side babe stood up and left too, na there I kum know say a bird at hand is worth more dan millions in the bush.