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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by deji68: 8:16pm On May 16, 2016
it still doesnt add up to 2,2 billion$........ undecided undecided
Babacele:
thanks for the insults Mr functional Facts but since you are soo afraid of stating the FACTs meant for us the 'uneducated' public , we can at least help you kill your fears by furnishing you publicly with the some of the EFCC charges against Dasuki as presented below:


1. “That you Col.
Mohammed Sambo Dasuki whilst
being National Security Adviser
and Shaibu Salisu, whilst being
the Director of Finance and
Administration in the Office of the
National Security Adviser and Hon.
Waripamowei Dudafa (now at
large) whilst bring Senior Special
Assistant , Domestic Affairs to the
President on or about 27th
November within the jurisdiction
of this Honourable Court entrusted
with dominion over certain
properties to wit: the sum of
N10billion being part of the funds
in the account of the National
Security Adviser with the CBN, the
equivalent of which sum you
received from the CBN in foreign
currencies to wit: $47million and
€5.6million Euros committed
criminal breach of trust in respect
of the said property when you
claimed to have distributed same
to the Peoples Democratic Party
(PDP) Presidential Primary
Election delegates and you
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 315 of
the Penal Code Act, Cap 532,
Vol.4, LFN 2004.

2.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser (ONSA) between 22nd
January 2015 and 19th March
2015 in Abuja within the
jurisdiction of this Honourable
Court entrusted with dominion
over certain properties to wit:
N2,120,000,000 which was in the
account of National Security
Adviser with the CBN committed
criminal breach of trust in respect
of the said property by remitting
the said sum into the account of
DAAR Investment and Holding
Company Limited controlled by
one Dr. Raymond Dokpesi for the
funding of media activities for the
2015 Presidential Election
Campaign for the PDP and you
thereby committed an offence
punishable under under Section
315 of the Penal Code Act, Cap
532, Vol.4, LFN 2004.

3.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser on or about 12th
December 2013 in Abuja within
the jurisdiction of this Honourable
Court, and in such capacities
entrusted with dominion over
certain properties to wit:
N90million which was in the
account of the ONSA with
Diamond Bank Plc, committed
criminal breach of trust in respect
of the said property by remitting
the said sum into the account of
Brains and Hammers Limited for
the purchase of 7-bedroom
duplex house at No.11 Mansur
Bamalli Drive (D1064), Apo 1
Abuja and you thereby committed
an offence punishable under
Section 315 of the Penal Code Act,
Cap 532, Vol.4, LFN 2004.

4.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser on or about 28th January
2015 in Abuja within the
jurisdiction of this Honourable
Court, and in such capacities
entrusted with dominion over
certain properties to wit:
N170million, which was in the
account of the ONSA with Skye
Bank Plc committed criminal
breach of trust in respect of the
said property by remitting the said
sum into the account of Urban
Abode Nigerian Limited for the
purchase of 4-bedroom duplex
house at Plot 2562/2643 Platinum
Villa (PV) Asokoro Abuja in the
name of AVM M.N. Umaru and you
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 315 of
the Penal Code Act, Cap 532,
Vol.4, LFN 2004.

5.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser between 9th October 2014
and 17th April 2015 in Abuja
dishonestly misappropriated
certain property to wit:
N1.45billion belonging to the
Federal Republic of Nigeria which
sum was transferred to Acacia
Holdings Limited’s bank account
controlled by one Aminu Baba-
Kusa purporting same to be
payment for organising prayers
and you thereby committed an
offence punishable under Section
315 of the Penal Code Act, Cap
532, Vol.4, LFN 2004.

6.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser on or about 17th April
2015 in Abuja dishonestly
misappropriated certain property
to wit: N750million belonging to
the Federal Republic of Nigeria
which sum was transferred to
Reliance Referral Hospital
Limited’s bank account in favour
of one Aminu Baba-Kusa
purporting same to be payment for
organizing prayers and you
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 315 of
the Penal Code Act, Cap 532,
Vol.4, LFN 2004.

7.“That you Acaci Holdings Limited
and Aminu Baba-Kusa between
9th October 2014 and 17th April
2915 in Abuja knew that an
aggregate sum of N1.45b directly
represented the proceeds of
criminal conducts of Mohammed
Sambo Dasuki and Shuaibu Salisu,
who were NSA and the Director of
Finance of ONSA respectively, to
wit: criminal breach of trust in
respect of the said amount, used
the said property and you thereby
committed an offence punishable
under Section 17(b) of the EFCC
(Establishment) Act 2004.

8.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser on or about 9th April 2015
in Abuja dishonestly
misappropriated certain property
to wit: N380million belonging to
the Federal Republic of Nigeria
which sum was transferred to
Belsha Nigeria Limited’s bank
account controlled by Hon. Bello
Matanwalle for distribution to
support some members of the
House of Representatives for their
re-election campaign and you
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 309 of
the Penal Code Act, Cap 532,
Vol.4, LFN 2004.

10.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser(ONSA) between 12th
August 2014 and 23 rd March
2015 in Abuja within the
jurisdiction of this Honourable
Court, and in such capacities
entrusted with dominion over
certain properties to wit: the sum
of N670million being part of the
funds in the account of the ONSA
with the CBN committed criminal
breach of trust in respect of the
said property when you
transferred same to the bank
account of General Hydrocarbons
Limited with the Guaranty Trust
Bank controlled by one Nduka
Obaigbena purporting the said
sum to be payment for “energy
consulting” and and you thereby
committed an offence punishable
under Section 315 of the Penal
Code Act, Cap 532, Vol.4, LFN
2004.

11.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser(ONSA) on or about 28th
November 2014 in Abuja within
the jurisdiction of this Honourable
Court, and in such capacities
entrusted with dominion over
certain properties to wit: the sum
of N260million being part of the
funds in the account of the ONSA
with Skye Bank Plc committed
criminal breach of trust in respect
of the said property when you
transferred same to the bank
account of Tony Anenih with First
Bank of Nigeria Plc and you
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 315 of
the Penal Code Act, Cap 532,
Vol.4, LFN 2004.

12. “That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser (ONSA) between 8th
January and 4th March 2015 in
Abuja within the jurisdiction of
this Honourable Court, and in such
capacities entrusted with
dominion over certain properties
to wit: an aggregate sum of
N345million being part of the
funds in the account of the ONSA
with the CBN committed criminal
breach of trust in respect of the
said property when you
transferred same to the bank
account Starbriid Limited with
Stanbic IBTC and Guaranty Trust
Bank controlled by one Emmanuel
Lawani on behalf of Senator
Iyorchia Ayu for the construction
of shopping mall at Jabi, Abuja,
purporting the said sum to be
payment for satellite charges and
security equipment and you
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 315 of
the Penal Code Act, Cap 532,
Vol.4, LFN 2004.

13.“That you Col. Mohammed Sambo
Dasuki whilst being National
Security Adviser and Shaibu
Salisu, whilst being the Director of
Finance and Administration in the
Office of the National Security
Adviser (ONSA) between October
2014 and April 2015 in Abuja
within the jurisdiction of this
Honourable Court, agreed to do an
illegal act to wit: criminal breach
of trust by public officers in
respect of an aggregate sum of
N13.570 billion being part if the
funds in the accounts of the ONSA
and that the same act was done in
pursuance of the agreement
among you and you thereby
committed an offence punishable
under Section 97 of the Penal
Code Act, Cap 532, Vol.4, LFN
2004.”


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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Stalwert: 8:21pm On May 16, 2016
[s]
plaetton:


Lol.
In other words you have nothing upstairs to butress your noisemaking? shocked

OK.
Noted.

Thanks for indirectly conceding the intellectual superiority of your so-called ipoor yoot, whatever that means to you.
Lol.

Each time I see an intended derogatory reference to ipob , iPod, iPad or ipoor yoot( according to you), I see low self-esteem, personal insecurity and " I don't know who my daddy is " issues.
The correlations are strong.
[/s]

You sound distressed and pained

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 8:30pm On May 16, 2016
ayokellany:
Its a pity so many law abiding Nigerians do not understand the Ipob game plan of cryng fowl before Nigerians could bury them. At this stage every sane person arguing PDP did not loot in billions of dollar should be certified to be suffering chronic brain damage.

The game play is scream senselessly to distract Nigeria from the real issues. The question should be did the PDP loot the treasury ? Answer is Yes. If that is the case what are senile defenders of the corrupt politicians defending or does stealing millions exonerate these looters from prosecution ?

What is wrong with you guys?

You guys are arguing like religious fanatics whose logical reasoning is impaired by irrational beliefs.

Pls, who amongst all the posters on this thread is defending corruption or anyone accused of corruption ?

Who, on this thread, is defending PDP ?

Who, on this thread, has brought out issues of tribe or tribalism , except for you irrational fanatics ?

Why is it very very difficult to face and address simple FACTS ?

Should I blame the educational system for the very poor comprehension skills or should I blame brainwashing ?

If derogatory references to iPod or ipob is the very best that you can muster, then shame on all of you for coming to a public forum to disgrace yourselves.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Standing5(m): 8:32pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
There has been Zero evidence, Zilch, that anyone collected $2.1b and misappropriated, let alone shared.

Infact, the entire Nigerian defence budget lies in that neighborhood, and has hardly ever exceeded that amount in any given year.

To say that they collected and shared $2.1b is equivalent to saying that some group of people looted the entire Nigerian defence budget ,,. Which is a boldface LIE.

The NSA, under Dasuki, misappropriated , according to publicly available records, about $322m or so.

Yet, everyday, the propaganda machinery keeps pumping out $2.1b theft.
Liar.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 8:33pm On May 16, 2016
Stalwert:
[s][/s]

You sound distressed and pained

Of course, I am pained .

I am pained at the very low comprehension skills and the disjointed thinking patterns that I encounter amongst my countrymen on national issues.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 8:36pm On May 16, 2016
deji68:
it still doesnt add up to 2,2 billion$........ undecided undecided

Lol.

Isn't it hilarious?

They not only lack comprehension skills, but also lack basic elementary school arithmetic skills.

I am glad that he posted it and ran way.

What a bunch of clowns.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Trut(m): 8:41pm On May 16, 2016
Following this beautiful thread bumber to bumber, chronic zombies are running around to justify their over bloated amount accused Dasuki and PDP of looting.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by ritababe(f): 8:48pm On May 16, 2016
source?
Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Nobody: 8:48pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
The man can lie.
......hmmmmmm ! The man can lie abi? But has any of the accused persons deny collecting the Dasuki Banjo ?........ Abeg put sentiment aside and let our Yams be recovered !!!

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Stalwert: 8:49pm On May 16, 2016
[s]
plaetton:


Of course, I am pained .

I am pained at the very low comprehension skills and the disjointed thinking patterns that I encounter amongst my countrymen on national issues.
[/s]

Ipoor is pained Nigeria is yet to collapse despite his most evil of wishes. Comprehension is what you and most of your horde of illiterates in ipoor lack.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by M4gunners: 8:49pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
The man can lie.
Yeah you are right, but this time, he is right. Didn't they sat on the money meant for the protection of you and i?

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by oloworulz(m): 8:50pm On May 16, 2016
and wats funny
Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by JuanJO(m): 8:51pm On May 16, 2016
u cant stop laughing? is our president now Tom and Jerry or is he now the male version of Emmanula
Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Trut(m): 8:52pm On May 16, 2016
oloworulz:
and wats funny
The over bloated amount accused Dasuki and PDP of looting.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by kunta2simple: 8:52pm On May 16, 2016
Stalwert:
[s][/s]

Dealing with an Ipoor yoot is like talking to an emotional wreck who has no place for being reasoned with.
Ouch! Upper cut.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Catastrophe1: 8:53pm On May 16, 2016
Ndi ara.
Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Babacele: 8:55pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:


Haba.

I thought you were presenting the missing facts, the smoking gun ?

Are you done or are more figures coming?

I have a calculator here to add it all up.to see if we can get $2.1b.
you said $322m only ...
and I said you are wrong because you don't have all the statistics of dasuki's looting ....so don't play possum with me now by trying to run from your earlier '$322m only ' stand .....this is just a tip of the looting spree

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by biz9ja(m): 8:55pm On May 16, 2016
iS NOT FUNNY TO ME
Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 8:57pm On May 16, 2016
M4gunners:
Yeah you are right, but this time, he is right. Didn't they sat on the money meant for the protection of you and me?

I don't defend anyone accused of stealing or corruption.
Infact, I can do a much better job if fighting corruption than Buhari, simply because I was not elected to office with corruptly acquired and looted funds just like Buhari.
Fact.

I say he lied because the total amounts ascribed to Dasuki yam sharing is still about a tenth of the propaganda figure of $2.2b.

I find it ironic that APC top shots also Sat on on tables and shared equally looted Rivers and other States funds to fund their own Ascension to POWER.

Anyway you look at it , he lies.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Boxer007(m): 8:58pm On May 16, 2016
sweetboiy:
Buhari said, they collected $2.1B and sat down together as if they want to have launch/dinner & shared it....lol...I couldn't stop laughing grin grin grin grin


Boo boo could you sit on my lap and we laugh together?
Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by brajy(m): 8:58pm On May 16, 2016
chosen6:
the dullard I'd the biggest liar of all times. That is how he claimed that Nnamdi Kanu has 2 int'l passports and yet came into the Zoo contraption called niGERia without any of them only for the world to later discover that the Zoo DSS are with Nnamdi Kanu's 2 int'l passports.
Guy u are confused!!!

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Nobody: 8:58pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:


Who is defending corruption?
Fula what ? shocked

Did anyone mention Fulani here?

If you had comprehension skills, you wouldn't throw in childish ad hominens, instead of addressing FACTS.

FACTS are stubborn things.
They sting hard.
If you marry dasuki money I don't care, if you marry defence money I don't care,
BTW, why has PDP and APC not applauded Cameron for saying the truth

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by knightsTempler: 8:58pm On May 16, 2016
The Tale of Presidential Aeroplanes

Obj had 11 presidential jets. Not one word said. Yoruba men are known for flying jests na abi? Like Fernandez etc.

Yar Adua had 11 presidential jets. In fact all were needed to ferry him from one hospital to another around the globe. In fact we hired air-ambulance as well. Fulanis are allowed private jets. They are Sarakunas.

GEJ had 11 presidential jets. They almost killed the poor ijaw man over it. So he does not know as Ijaw, all he is allowed is presidential canoe? TEMISAN UKOMI of Silverbird and Hitv then, an "area" that should be happy that a man from the creeks finally has entered AEROPLANE yehhhhhh!!! Began the attacks.

Buhari has 11 presidential jets. No more noise. A Fulani is entitled to presidential jets.

What does it matter that it is the oil in the Ijaw man's land that bought and fuel the planes? A minority is not allowed to have what others have SIMPLE!!!

-Ena

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 8:59pm On May 16, 2016
Babacele:
you said $322m only ...
and I said you are wrong because you don't have all the statistics of dasuki's looting ....so don't play possum with me now by trying to run from your earlier '$322m only ' stand .....this is just a tip of the looting spree

Have you proved me wrong yet ?

Have you added your figures yet?

I am waiting.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Babacele: 8:59pm On May 16, 2016
deji68:
it still doesnt add up to 2,2 billion$........ undecided undecided
who is talking about $2.2b? if you don't understand a trend please stay off my mention!

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by mandax: 8:59pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:


Every single testimony from the EFCC , as well as from the former finance minister, clearly states that sum of money in contention was $323m from the Abacha loot that she signed over to NSA for Boko haram war.

These are the FACTS.
If Dasuki stole or misappropriated $322m, that is the fact.
That is criminal.
That fact is bad enough.

It needs NO embellishments.
It needs NO exaggerations.
It needs NO embarrassing LIES.

No body has had the opportunity to ask Buhari: by the way, why did Boko Haram emerge in Nigeria after 12 northern Nigeria states adopted sharia criminal codes; Boko Haram says it is fighting for a country governed with Islamic sharia criminal codes, and in 2011, Buhari said he wouldn't stop until sharia criminal codes are applied in all of Nigeria?

WHO would talk of misappropriation of $2.1 billion or $332 million if Boko Haram didn't emerge in Nigeria?

Nigeria has been wasting scarce oil resources and VAT money fighting Boko Haram which northern Nigeria politicians who embraced sharia caused Nigeria.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Nobody: 8:59pm On May 16, 2016
President busari, do your best and leave the rest, but remember nigeria is a chop I chop country.
Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Nobody: 9:03pm On May 16, 2016
Boxer007:



Boo boo could you sit on my lap and we laugh together?
holy ghost fire shocked

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by captianfreeman(m): 9:03pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
There has been Zero evidence, Zilch, that anyone collected $2.1b and misappropriated, let alone shared.

Infact, the entire Nigerian defence budget lies in that neighborhood, and has hardly ever exceeded that amount in any given year.

To say that they collected and shared $2.1b is equivalent to saying that some group of people looted the entire Nigerian defence budget ,,. Which is a boldface LIE.

The NSA, under Dasuki, misappropriated , according to publicly available records, about $322m or so.

Yet, everyday, the propaganda machinery keeps pumping out $2.1b theft.



"The NSA, under Dasuki, misappropriated , according to publicly available records, about $322m or so."


Thank God for your life. You even believed there is misappropriation of funds . What you disagree with however , is the amount misappropriated.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by ttmacoy: 9:05pm On May 16, 2016
He is not encouraging crime but saying we need to stick to facts as a nation. Even you will know there is always so many versions of every issue flying around Nigeria. Stealing $322m is a crime as as $2.1bn, but when reported we should be consistent in reporting the facts accurately I think is what he is saying.

The NSA equivalent you mention, if he stole $322m that is the amount that will be quoted by all media and government officials consistently, but what we have in Nigeria is multiple versions by different people, and different people believe different versions based on what suits them.

ISpiksDaTroof:
You mention $322m as if it's $10. If the NSA equivalent of the United States stole that amount he'll be sentenced to death then his whole family will mysteriously die in a plane crash. He can't even steal $5000 without bagging a 20year jail time.

Stop encouraging crime.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Leke001: 9:05pm On May 16, 2016
hmmn

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