Aisha96:
Bwahahahaha. Rotflmao. I can't stop laughing.

I baited the ugly eunuch and as sure as cat sniffs out a roasted fish, he fell for it.

Smh.

TheValiant:


The day you'll grow a brain cell and quit hyperventilating each time you see my moniker, that's the day I'll spare you. This is my last word on this issue too.

KingCheezyPuff:
°•For yer mind
....all that gerrai you drink stunted yer growth
...didn't doctor warn you

Aisha96:
Op, kudos. Take that from me.

That's the norm here. As most Nairalanders are as ugly and as frail as ascaris worm, they stupidly think everyone share their vile genes, that's why they are so awed if they see a handsome nigga's pics.

They have come to believe that nairaland is a fortress and a place for tattered, haggard and poorly-fed miscreants to seek meaning to their shabby, banal life hence they doubt the possibily that a sane, human who is living a better life could afford to use nairaland.

CarrotAndStick:

Trust me, sweetie, the growth was as natural as trees in rain forests. It's so rare it deserves a Guinness record. You should see the network of visible veins that perch around it when it's fully erect.

TheValiant:





[b]Dude, I can tell how badly your armpits stink due to the fact that you do nothing but sit-down on nairaland all day searching for news about Synzu.

Dude, the only thing I know about you starts and ends with your questionable sexuality. I DON'T KNOW YOU so stop trying too hard to famz me. I don't fvck guys and you for one are a LATENT HOMOSEXUAL hiding behind a female moniker to fulfil your sissy fantasies! Little wonder you have your greasy head so deep inside the OP's ass!

Woe betide the slimy skank that shat a scum like you out of her Bleep hole and cured this earth with a plague like you - missclassy! Your rectum cravings leave you switching from male to female monikers trying so hard to fit in but you are a reject and will forever remain below the food chain!

Synzu doesn't give a tuppence about you. We were never pals, from your seriousbabe/missclassy/nicklausa/decker/newsherriff accounts I never liked you and will never do so kindly keep me out of all your shenanigans as I am NOT an insipid rectum craver like you.

You hold the world record for the longest feacal matter ever produced because it took your whoring mother 9 months to defecate the catastrophe that turned out to be YOU. A confused frenchify fagguut with a penchant for begging nairalanders for laptops and money.

I might have bleeped your crush bro, its not my fault, atleast that proves I'm NOTHING like the descriptions you gave of me. All you've described are nothing but fallacious buncombe used in arousing the likes of sweetorgasm. Its even evident that I am more a man than you will ever be so its either you live with that or continue shoving your fist down your asshole cos your micropenis can't find its way in there.

Bloody coward hiding behind an alt to stalk me. I am your GOD. And you will forever remain obsessed with me.
Despite how much nature fuvcked you up I still feel pity for you, you're a nonentity in the world I rule and I won't even blink upon hearing the news of your demise, you wanna know why? That's cos I'm more concerned about the price of tomatoes in the market.

I won't warn you to take your leprous fingers off my mentions, I need you to reply me.

Bastardd offspring of an epileptic drunken ninnyhammer and an insipid whoring cum bucket. Accursed imbecillic cururu-toad with the wits of a wet six year old girl! Shame on you boy!! [/b]

KingCheezyPuff:
°•OK,I'm seriously bout ta throw up

Decker:


Okay, let's resolve this issue once and for all.

Now, as rational adults that we are, let's rub minds as one.
First of all, I have a brain, obviously, that's why I am able to communicate with you, so I don't need to grow one.

From your first line, it's apparent that someone hyperventilates when ever he sees your moniker, and you think it's me. Why? Last time I checked, we were cool. I mean, you call me Wole Soyinka all the time and we laugh it out, so what would actually prompt me to want to engage in brawls with you? I have never had issues with you.

You see, the problem here is that you are doing your thinking through a one-sided tunnel and it's making you arrive at wrong deductions. I think you should consider people who you have had issues with. It should be one of them, but it's definitely not me and you should stop relating me with all those monikers cause it's really absurd.

I am not really bothered by all this, is just that a lot of Nairalanders are very impressionable and relatively suggestive, so they may easily buy your flawed inference.

If I get more mentions on this, I might be forced to report to a mod for breaking rule 8.

You drew a line decker, a thick line between the goodwill you enjoyed and the bile you're currently being fed with. I don't really care who you report to bro, you should know by now that bans are more-like medals and for every account that goes down, two springs up and still won't be half and forgiving as the slain.

Dude, sign into one of your female monikers. I'm done doing this with a sissy persona. Show me your rage!

CarrotAndStick:

Aisha96 a dude?

Haybee27:
U talk like a responsible guy,but if u wnt me get mad at u,i will within 2secs. Seems u guys dont like a quiet person.

CarrotAndStick:

Honey, shouldn't you be rather salivating? C'mon, don't be shy?

°•I was bout ta loose my breaskfeast cereal as the mental image flashed across my mind

silvertongue:


That's my best friend. He introduced me to NL we do almost everything together I kid you not!

Haybee27:
See dis one must u insult pple?u don see fine guy,ur pusssy don dey hard.

firstking01:
The way you present yourself to me is how i will take you to be cos quite a number of you here are full of deciet....anyway, i'm sorry if i ever sounded harsh, i beg your pardon.

KingCheezyPuff:
°•I was bout ta loose my breaskfeast cereal as the mental image flashed across my mind

CarrotAndStick:

Tell yourself the truth, love. The description of my black cobra has aroused an intensive e.r.otic feeling in you. Tell me you're going to change your panties now.

°•No
...right now I'm bent over the trashcan

BiafraBushBoy:



Should I plank you now or Later...

Plank ...what I do

KingCheezyPuff:
°•Around
....what'sup Onstelly?

TheValiant:


You drew a line decker, a thick line between the goodwill you enjoyed and the bile you're currently being fed with. I don't really care who you report to bro, you should know by now that bans are more-like medals and for every account that goes down, two springs up and still won't be half and forgiving as the slain.

Dude, sign into one of your monikers. I'm done doing this with a sissy persona. Show me your rage!

KingCheezyPuff:
°•No
...right now I'm bent over the trashcan

sunshinegurl:
hey handsome guy!

onstelly:

Nothing my dear, just normal stress oh!

°•oh.
....well yer campaign associates have been holdin' it down fer Refiner.
An Cork is no where ta be found,so ya got rest
....it ain't all bad

Haybee27:
"Number of u here are full of deciet"dis statement is not clear enough.Pls let me understant u better,who scam you?

Decker:
[s]

Dude, you are cracking me up. You should do stand up comedy. I have made my point though. You are free to believe what you want.

I'll leave you with a quote from inception and I think this forms a fertile foundation for the problem here.


"What's the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? virus? Intestinal worm? It's an Idea. It's resilient, highly contagious. The smallest seed of an idea can grow

And dude, if someone was hyperventilating at you, the best you do is ignore them. Instead of investing time hyperventilating back at them. Once you ignore them, they'll get tired and look for someone else to hyperventilate at. That way, you'd invest that time into more important stuff. I leave you with this wisdom.

I am outta here.
[/s]

CarrotAndStick:

To dump your moist panties?

firstking01:
Lol, scam?...them never born such fellow...you will crush on a particular girl only for you to realise you 've been wanting to fvck your fellow man all these while...which deciet is bigger than that...btw, put your pix asap.

UyiIredia:
@ silvertongue: So you are new here and you don start to dey cause kasala. Na wa for u o.

silvertongue:


How I take cause kasala

My hands are pure o