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| 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 25, 2016*. Modified: 10:53am On May 25, 2016 |
1. “You look familiar.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence. Lalasticlala dominique mynd44 http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-guy-lies/ 36 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 25, 2016 |
2. “I only want to get to know you.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/a9d4d6f17054e12d70ccfd8d3e9a661a9c2feb09_large.jpg He actually means “know” in the biblical sense. 53 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 25, 2016 |
3. “I just want us to be friends.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/smell-lies.png The screensaver lie. He is still planning you. 40 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:36am On May 25, 2016 |
4. “I’m single.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/look-up.jpg Single = Less than 3 women. 45 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:36am On May 25, 2016 |
5. “I have a girlfriend but we are having issues.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/lying.png He is the “issue”. 104 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ireneony(f): 10:37am On May 25, 2016*. Modified: 2:17pm On May 25, 2016 |
 .16. Gimme ur number. .I just want to be ur friend. .nothing more 32 Likes
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| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:37am On May 25, 2016 |
6. “I’m going to leave her for you.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/suspect.jpg Don’t hold your breath. 45 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:38am On May 25, 2016 |
OP booking space..lol |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Last2comment(m): 10:38am On May 25, 2016 |
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| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ibe9ja: 10:39am On May 25, 2016 |
Lol, Op u join spacebookers association |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Kemjay(m): 10:39am On May 25, 2016 |
DiAmOnDrUbY:Funny... 3 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016 |
7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/I-dont-believe-you.jpg You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second. lalasticlala mynd44 28 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016 |
8. “She is just a friend.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/look-ehen.jpg Yeah, they’ve been “friends” for 5 years and they have 2 children. 42 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016 |
9. “I’m ignoring other girls because of you.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/look-woman.jpg Na so. 33 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Hadez(f): 10:40am On May 25, 2016 |
I have heard them all especially here on NL 5 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:40am On May 25, 2016 |
Love the look on this girl's face lol. It cracks me up everytime. We all do this. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png 76 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:41am On May 25, 2016 |
10. “I’ve never met anyone like you before.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160303_003254.jpg Save it. 28 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:41am On May 25, 2016 |
11. “I’m not like other guys.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/just-looking.png He means he is worse. 61 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016 |
12. “I’d never cheat on you.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tumblr_inline_nxnyfhQDNn1qhyx8k_500.gif He actually means he’ll never get caught. 193 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Cutehector(m): 10:43am On May 25, 2016 |
I don repent from all these sha 2 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016 |
13. “I don’t play games.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/IMG_20150514_013057_edit.jpg He will now turn you to PlayStation. 56 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016 |
14. “I love you.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/lie.jpg After just 5 minutes of meeting you. Oshey, Disney Prince. 52 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:44am On May 25, 2016 |
15. “I’m ready for marriage.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/IMG_20160419_071747.jpg You’ll now end up engaged for 10 years. He will turn you to lord of the RINGS 116 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Lavedaa: 10:45am On May 25, 2016 |
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| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:47am On May 25, 2016 |
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| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by MRXELA(m): 10:48am On May 25, 2016 |
Hey |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ErnieSmallzz(f): 10:53am On May 25, 2016 |
.patiently Waiting 4 a counter thread, ... 2 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:54am On May 25, 2016 |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:55am On May 25, 2016 |
DiAmOnDrUbY:My kind of thing. Lol 2 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Michellla(f): 11:02am On May 25, 2016 |
more like 15 lines nigerian guys use in toasting 19 Likes |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by rosieluv(f): 11:09am On May 25, 2016 |
op three gbosa 4 u 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Montaque(m): 11:11am On May 25, 2016 |
Can we have a 'no string attached' friendship? Just to know you better in case of marriage. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
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