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Lol.... D 15th 1 "lord of the RINGS"

back from work....ma engagement with u is soooo private....that I go into places you can not see...and I never used the bolded...

halfricanadian:
U never used it bt u did worse

Especially wen u said u not like any oda guy

Dude u did worse dan everyoda guy i kno and met .

In Justin Beiber's Voice: Oh Baby you should go and faq yourself

Hadez:
I have heard them all especially here on NL

I waz like what are you feeling like but when I saw your picture I was like you deserve to feel like anything you feeling like...nwa be it the make up,you a fine bebe

U dont luk like someone from dis planet,how can u be so beautiful

northern:
Love the look on this girl's face lol. It cracks me up everytime. We all do this.

northern:
Love the look on this girl's face lol. It cracks me up everytime. We all do this.

if only she was old enough, i would have dated her! She's cute!

DiAmOnDrUbY:
15. “I’m ready for marriage.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/IMG_20160419_071747.jpg


You’ll now end up engaged for 10 years. He will turn you to lord of the RINGS

Op did you know de implication of what you're saying?, what if he's for real?

Dottore:
If all these are lies how come weddings are going on every Saturday. Just asking

97% of the time, there are lies only 5% might lead to weddings.

Note: Na so them teach us percentage for Katsina government School, Duara Katsina State

Wahala Dey O

After, una go still gree. Na today? Abegi!!!

DiAmOnDrUbY:
7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/I-dont-believe-you.jpg


You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second.

lalasticlala
mynd44

This one got me,,,Babanla lie of all lies,,Lmao.

Montaque:
Can we have a 'no string attached' friendship? Just to know you better in case of marriage.

Definately ur sub!

humilitypays:
If u take time and observe this life, most people who act too smart and too wise in everything about life always end up lonely, unfulfilled and unhappy.

Ladies who act too smart and feel they can outsmart men usually end up single and lonely, check around u and see.

Sometimes, acting like a fool helps in life

Exactly. They say only fools fall in love so when the right one comes,we will play the fool but till then I use my head to avoid stories that touch!

menstrualpad:
back from work....ma engagement with u is soooo private....that I go into places you can not see...and I never used the bolded...

This is d kind of story u tell a baby mama not me

vows are vows bae you're bonded and bounded.

halfricanadian:
This is d kind of story u tell a baby mama not me

DiAmOnDrUbY:
1. “You look familiar.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png

The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.


Lalasticlala

dominique

mynd44














http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-guy-lies/

Lol! This is the most common lie of all! I was even told this just today when I went to an office.
The guy I met was like ' I don't usually do this but you look like someone I know' and I replied ' sure! I get that everytime but sorry I believe we have never met'!

Trina0936:
Exactly. They say only fools fall in love so when the right one comes,we will play the fool but till then I use my head to avoid stories that touch!

In Ojb's voice;Am the 1 whose searching!!!

Flashh:
[color=#1970BC]So you mean if a guy tells a girl/lady these, that means he's deceiving her? I won't blame you. I pity those that you will mislead with these. That's how they will loose the right man.

Keep misleading.[/color]

let them continue in their folly later they will start visiting prophets to get husband

who has link to the counter thread should quote me

Some guys actually can do some of those things..

Ladies prefer you lie to them than tell them the truth atimes..
Surely the op doesn't know how Guys operate..

DiAmOnDrUbY:
1. “You look familiar.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png

The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.


Lalasticlala

dominique

mynd44














http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-guy-lies/

what do you want him to say before. see mumu.then go con now De complain say dem no see husband

DiAmOnDrUbY:
14. “I love you.”
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/lie.jpg

After just 5 minutes of meeting you. Oshey, Disney Prince.

I usually avoid using this line... it so obvious to be a lie

wait let me ask google....

MrCork:
..are u sexxxxy looookin?

DiAmOnDrUbY:
wait let me ask google....

...u loooooklike beyasi?

engreech plsssss

MrCork:
...u loooooklike beyasi?

DiAmOnDrUbY:
engreech plsssss

....sweeery am from pekam london an am jussss tryna identify your sellin point....do u have nyansh?

who pekam epp

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/lkay.gif

MrCork:
....sweeery am from pekam london an am jussss tryna identify your sellin point....do u have nyansh?

Mynd44:
Guilty as charged


Lmaoooooo

pls sir. i sent you a pm. please help me. reply please