Got to remove this. Don't ask me why?

jennyff:
Nice job Steve Harvey HARDON.

For the record, I am male, forget the moniker.

when i stumble on this thread, i took time digest all so far and today, opportunity to practice presents itself. So here goes

there is this girl we've been together for a while, know she loves me and i love her too but I havent tell her i love her, we chat, exchange calls and all. And shs got a boyfriend, yea she told me so and i told her i have a girl too.

there was a time the heat, attraction was much btween us, constant calls and chats but mehn, when i read this thread, I understand, I was fu.c.k.ing BALL.LESS.

Now, the chemistry is not much though we exchange calls at times.

Now to what happen today.

I called her today in the morning, of course, after digesting this thread, feeling one kind schwazzeneger, but she didnt pick.

I was determined to practice on her so I call again the evening.

she picked and I heard a noisy background, she said she will call me pls, so i hung up, I know every way it turns out, theres is a strategy from MANHOOD HARDON to deal with it. So I chill

Around 9:30pm, she flashed, the hardon strategies rush to my mind again, was thinking to use jeolousy of saying the phone dey wit my classmate and she laffed that my girl no fit call me.

but I opt for showing disappointmnt,

so I sent her text thus, Can't believe it is now u r calling me, I called since and twice today

Next thing I see, shes calling, phone rang taya com cut I didnt pick

she gave like 5 mins then called again, it rang taya, I didnt pick

next thing I saw a text that she is sorry, they went for her brothers graduation dinner and begging twice that i should forgive her.

Feeling fly now but i didnt call back, nothing

now i want you to advice on how to keep the fire burning and i know if didnt call tomorow, she will call.

should i pick when she call? what do i tell her, I want to dorminate this girl, make her follow, obey and love me. thanks

very funny dude @ Harvey flow.

First Observation :
Ballers never show Disappointments no matter d circumstances ( we have too many hawt gurls on our rock roll that the gimmicks n missing out of one, is an opportunity for another! Have u ever considered how a king with five wives feels when one is forming Don j with her honey pot? Well, he just waves her off n call the next in line! See ? Boss Ball
This is why u should meet them daily . make it a lifestyle ....just meet ladies and as u hone ur skills futher,, u get to have standards n get selective. )

We rather make them feel like they missed out on a very Big deal. Big fun deal. Big Biz deal, Big Outing Deal....Big Gift Deal. Spin a line with these


"Oh where cud this woman be , this is gono fly her! " ( stroke up the heat of anticipation n curiousness


Swell up their anticipation n watch them rush to call u


Nice one gee! Gud to see u have urself under control. While other guys wud have rushed to pick cos some dame calling, u sip ur chill juice n watch her run rings!

U r forming angry , ain't u? Lol.
U got to let go now, though it worked now, might not work every time. B4 she says u Sulk! Wake up and take that call like a C0ck.

I am no magician gee, no magic wand, all I got is some male pride ganished with a well mixed witty n funny. that sounds weird to the lay man's mind but gets rocking in the ears of all them twinky-winkies

Itz all iv got n all I give , so use them to keep Her if u so suit......

Next time she calls: ignore the fact that she has been calling, no apologies , no explanations, ignore the fact u sent any msg, just hang on to her apology text and say:

" hi, nah, this phone apology is not accepted, u wud take me out to a kul spot on Friday, then I might give u a proper chance to do Justin Berber ( say u sorry) . cos I just wasted my money because of u ) " then before she responds, tell her to hang on , u got a call coming tru n cut d call. Don't call back.... The new u, got no time, he is too busy attending to clients

Or say:

Bodmas94:
Thanks harddon for the tips on how to make the alleged virgin beg for sex. As for the one liner girl on whatsapp, i have blocked her. I told her i was fed up with the ok answers she gives almost every time and that if she is still interested in our friendship, she should call me. Waiting for her call. And guess what? When she calls i am not going to pick her call for as long as she calls until i see a level of seriousness. After all, i believe a girl who acts such manner does not deserve my time. There are hundreds out there on campus who will be hoping to share a second of my time. Thanks for showing me how to have BALLS. If i have to mention what i have gained in most thread on nairaland, yours would be number one. Keep rolling on the tips. God bless you my brother from another mother.

, standing ovation people , boss balling tru with his Balls!



But i still got to whoop u!
Msg u sent was weak! U r tired? Like she frustrated u into giving up? And friendship? Whoever does that?

Infact, from this day, learn to correct gurls when they call u friend, tell them u ain't that cheap. Tell them friendship talks are for kids @ their mother's breasts.
Tell her u r too big to be her friend
Tell her, u r rather here to school her in the act of flows...in d rhyme zone. Yes, I know, confuse her.

I can bet u she might never call!
arrrh!!!!! Dude!

Some1 been playing on ur emotions with monosyllabic answers or no answers @ all, who told u , u cant jolt her to reality with some heavy thunder bolt? Have u last laugh as u block her?

But ehmm, I blame u gee, I always blame guys when things like this happen : if u steam the chat off from d beginning , no gurl can resist ur chat charm!
Infact , they wud always be the one to chat u up....
Cos its refreshing chatting with u!

U make her laugh as u burst her balls like a lover, u teach her alot like ur younger one, u advise her like ur a councillor and make Luv to her on phone like a baller shld. Tell me how she can resist ya ! ?

haba!!!thread.
[/b] BRB

Deshannel:

Met this gurl after she broke up with her bf, we spent a week of erotic nights sleeping on the same sheet, i helped her overcome her hrtbreak but couldnt date her, she wanted me to leave my gf, but i didnt trust her enough to commit. S o i decided we should be friends dispite what has happened btw us.
she travel out of the state to Ph were shes based for two weeks and when she came back to the compound, i noticed she stoped her closure to me gradually, and i must confess i did miss her kisses and touches. I tried pretending i was cool with been just friends but really longed for her. Not until i checked her room one evning and found a matured guy in singlet..i smiled cockily and left feeling bad inside, she noticed and rushed to my room asking why i was angry with her. That the guy was just introduced to her by a friend, he was only taking them out for he night, she says she wud be back d next day to spend it with me, so i could tell her everything i had in mind but i angrily refused telling her i wasnt an idiot, she tried kissing me but i waved her off, she then said if she didnt care about me she wouldnt come looking for me. She left that night, n didnt come back. the next night while i was out reconciling with my gf, she called wanting to see me as late as 10:30. My gf told me to pick since i told her the caller was just a friend.
I told her i was sleeping and refused to tell her were i was. I went back to my compound n called her to see me since i was now available, she never came and traveled to PH that day.
I couldnt believe i was having feelings for a girl i wasnt supposed to date. I wanted her in my life, i was so confused as to y i was feeling bad. I called her twice since then to explain my anger on the way she left and that i still want he r. She appologized and asked of my gf. We dont chat on whatapp anymore and she hasnt returned my call for a week now.

@1st bolded, that was where u got it all wrong! They take it as an insult when , after u lay them, u go telling em u want friendship , meaning u friend zoning them! If u wanted friendship, why did u eat apple?

Gee, what u had is nothing but a rebound session, and luckily, u were there just @ the right time to tap in n milk for a week!

When she brought up breaking with ur gf talk, I know it must have thrown u off balance n u cudnt just think straight buh blurred out friendship.

When she said that, this is how u shld have responded:
" wow, slow gurl, u r moving too fast, unless ofcos u wano pay my groom price tommorow ! I can even break up with her now!"

see? Itz cocky, itz funy n it deflect n douse d crazy tension she try to hit chu with.

Do let us get this straight, u mean u didnt cover ur tracks when u were eating appl for a week? Bae cut u? And u told bae she is just a friend? And u even went as far as lying to her infronta bae? Common gee!

U is a weak baller ,

Now check d mess, bae got hurt , bae left, u rushed home to see if u can prosecute the new one, new one gone! U lost both ways that night!


Ur rsponse to the bae question caused that ! She just wano let u be, so u can enjoy bae

kratosonofzeus:
if I were u I would hav let her knew I loved her......u c diz game ure playn it has hapned to me b4. ..I tout diz girl loved me ,she love coming to my ouz by nite...we usually say nasty tins.....wen I decided to make a move d girl tell her friends dt I wantd to rape her ......sinc dn I wil first confess my love for then if d girl accept that means evry other damn tins are possible
(Inshort) that girl may not like you o

Dude, u crack me up@bolded!
That a gurl comes to ur house @ night doesnt mean she wants u! : maybe ur room is comfortable , maybe its the cable or AC she is enjoying, maybe its the movie collection on ur system , maybe itz d woofer or maybe itz the fud entertainment !
I know ur guys must have advised u to go for her that she must be wanting u huh? N u did , probably almost forced her too.

Women are illogical, u can never read them straight by what they say or do.

U rather look out for their body language.... N place some talk test across b4 u can be darn certain, even when u r, u still have to take one step forward , two steps back. U also hv to be sassy and funny to warm ur way in.

Btw, since u have been confessing love, how many games have u gotten?
Kindly tell us

[quote author=HARDDON post=45939720]

Nice u gave it a go! Keep honing ur skills for a practiced hunter wud miss some great kills b4 he masters his act of snipping

Btw,
U must learn to crawl b4 u fly......
For now, hone ur skills with stationary targets , those u know aint going anywhere soon. For u need lota skills to get one moving solo let alone in a group! Takes alota skills. [/quote
u rite bro...buh hv been doing dis no b today,stationary dey simple....buh I don't knw if m d only one DAT love walking approach,always feel ma self while doing it...lyk today again walk up to anoda 3diff set..buh wot always end it is pls m sorry I dnt gv ma number to stranger or on d 1st meeting,some do promise it wen we c next tym.xo bro I knw there a kind of conversatn u do use to connect wit dem immediately,nd how do u reply dem wit coky nd funny wen dey gv DAT reason not to gv it...I jex nid some simple conversatn thread to try wit next tym I approach.. not gettn success discourage alot..

rocasmilatos:
Chaiii Hardon. I used the part u said about text msg on two gals that have been dissing me and it worked like fire.they call me immediately i sent the text. I was feeling like a boss.

lol. Ja mi si. Which msg?

HARDDON:



When she brought up breaking with ur gf talk, I know it must have thrown u off balance n u cudnt just think straight buh blurred out friendship.

When she said that, this is how u shld have responded:
" wow, slow gurl, u r moving too fast, unless ofcos u wano pay my groom price tommorow ! I can even break up with her now!"

see? Itz cocky, itz funy n it deflect n douse d crazy tension she try to hit chu with.

Do let us get this straight, u mean u didnt cover ur tracks when u were eating appl for a week? Bae cut u? And u told bae she is just a friend? And u even went as far as lying to her infronta bae? Common gee!

U is a weak baller ,

Now check d mess, bae got hurt , bae left, u rushed home to see if u can prosecute the new one, new one gone! U lost both ways that night!


Ur rsponse to the bae question caused that ! She just wano let u be, so u can enjoy bae

Lolz, well lesson noted. Fyi, i still got bae, bae is still very much into me, bae still calls n bae doesnt act like shes suspecting anything either.

The problem is how to get the other girl craving for me like she used to. The last call we had was about me telling her i regret not making a move on her while i had the chance and i will still surprise her. Told her i missed her, she said she missed me too n She asked of my gf and i asked her "what if what i want is u?" she laughed and said "Ok" and later said her boyfriend wants to kill her( probably in bed) and i was like so you already have a new one? she smiled and said no ( which i doubt)

Its been over a week since then, i havent called or texted. I just had to flush her out of my system and count it as a loss cos i know some niigga shud be rocking her world by now. I F'd up by not making d move before she traveled. After all she called me the nite b4 she traveled but i was busy in the arms of Bae.

HARDON nice job bro... Plz I have a serious problem I find it difficult to start up a conversation with a girl...i have lose girls number of times which I know I would have had something to do with if not for this problem...

Thanks bro. But i wouldn't know if there are more tips you still wanna dish out.

How do I chat with a girl that gives me one word answers??

my boss * HARDDON

About that my girl, I can't help.... always thinking about her everyday for the past 3 years now, there's no compliment in dz world I ve not rain on her (via whatsapp only) but lack the mind to tell her to her face. am confused like this girl, what can I do..... can you help me,by just giving me some insight on how to ask her if she love or I should forget her.

some vital key green light I wasted from dz damsel are

* she do chat me up till midnight
* she called me for her dept party
* she once asked me if we both can travel back home together * she tell me everything about her n her family
* how her popsy want her to study science course
* she once asked me about my hostel hall (where I stayed)


My fault, which I think turn her off
* I do snub her, not intentionally but due to my shyness
* I didn't remember her birthday day
* she thinks am making jest of her,with my compliment about her. which sounds negative in hear.


# is it possible to get back to her, because whenever I try to talk to her, she's always in hurry to leave.... with smile in her face.

all these people asking questions, your answers are already available. just read from page 0. don't make Harddon's work more tedious.

eldav:
all these people asking questions, your answers are already available. just read from page 0. don't make Harddon's work more tedious.

Thank you!
Of a truth most questions have been answered in these pages

Im looking for way to catalog them for easy access n navigation , Maybe Rocktation or Farano cud help instruct that virus like anti Biatch Bot to hold its horse from banning n hiding d thread when I DL alota linkz

HARDDON:


Thank you!
Of a truth most questions have been answered in these pages

Im looking for way to catalog them for easy access n navigation , Maybe Rocktation or Farano cud help instruct that virus like anti Biatch Bot to hold its horse from banning n hiding d thread when I DL alota linkz

But itz kul anyways cos some inspire me into terrains .....

Haba bro, so no single reply for my epistle..... the first page of dz thread not clear now. please reply @above.

HARDDON:


Dude, u crack me up@bolded!
That a gurl comes to ur house @ night doesnt mean she wants u! : maybe ur room is comfortable , maybe its the cable or AC she is enjoying, maybe its the movie collection on ur system , maybe itz d woofer or maybe itz the fud entertainment !
I know ur guys must have advised u to go for her that she must be wanting u huh? N u did , probably almost forced her too.

Women are illogical, u can never read them straight by what they say or do.

U rather look out for their body language.... N place some talk test across b4 u can be darn certain, even when u r, u still have to take one step forward , two steps back. U also hv to be sassy and funny to warm ur way in.

Btw, since u have been confessing love, how many games have u gotten?
Kindly tell us

yh its true just having only one bae...nd I'm tinking abou having three of them......still tryn sha

be like say the op HARDON don tire for this thread, him neva finish the lectures

jennyff:
be like say the op HARDON don tire for this thread, him neva finish the lectures

If u shoulder 1/4th of my responsibilities, u wud appreciate d sacrifice i make everyday to update this thread

Nonetheless, I don't show up if I can't step up.

I like been a man of my words because in my world , that is ur only bargaining chip, not assets

so like I decided to test something today...

I girl I had this weird crush on n another I was playing with...

I avoided them both..
d one I was playing with was obviously missing me n was constantly trying to get me to talk to her....

d one I had a crush on didn't even look my side... d old me would have moved heaven on earth to get her attention... buh i let her be.. n funny enough... I talked with 3 other girls... buh i didn't take their no's to keep the tension going...

thank u hardon...

Abeg op.....diz girl loves me like a brother,how can i her make her to tell me she loves me

kratosonofzeus:
Abeg op.....diz girl loves me like a brother,how can i her make her to tell me she loves me

brother zone!!!!!!

Harddon, guess what? My friend and i do go on meeting-up routine with girls every evening on campus to hone our skills with girls. Yesterday's was quite interesting because i met one of my exes, whom i just blocked recently on whatsapp, with her boyfriend at a particular hall sitting next to each other. From the look of things, she felt fly and in order to feel much more better, she waved at me. Guess what i did? I ignored her and took our seat adjacent theirs. In order to spite her and to apply the jealousy technique you taught us, i quickly scanned the hall and sighted a fine chick whom i moved towards without any delay. I guessed she was looking at me because as at that time her boyfriend was no longer beside her. After some minutes of normal struggle with the new chick, i collected the number and made my way out of the hall. Suddenly, i heard a voice calling my pet name, i knew immediately that it was my ex because she gave me the name. I walked up to her and immediately i spotted that her eyes were looking like that of a person who was going to cry any minute from then. Trust me, once i noticed that, i switched on the sendless mode. She asked me what i was doing at the place. I told her my friend and i were there to look for beautiful babes and we were successful. She even asked me whether i blocked her on whatsapp. I said yes because she deserved it for mtcheewing me. Following your advice that we should dictate the flow of the conversation, i decided to take my leave with a parting shot. I told her people don't value who they have until they lose them. Believe me, she could not believe all that had happened and i did not wait a second longer to let come back to reality before i was gone. Afterwards, i felt satisfied that i had the last laugh.

Nice job Sir HARDDON. My case is a little more complicated. Ave been involved with dis girl before we both gained admission, she wanted me to ask her out, bt was too shy to do dat, finally i summoned courage to ask her out bt it was on phone. She neither say yes or no. We both gained admission into our various choices of institutions. I made all attempt to keep us communicating during my 1st year, bt you knw hw it goes distance, it has its toes on us. In my final year second semester i got a call from her, she sed "she knew dat i dnt know wot 2moro is" and i sed "ofcos i knw wot 2morow is its your birthday" its sumtin i never 4get even tho am nt on facebook.she knws dat. She decided to give in to my invits enen though i've longed back out from the invites due to her flimsy excuses. I was amazed at dis development and i forced to ask her is she trying to tell me dat she's hasnt replaced me with sum1 all dis while? Or is tellig she dnt have a bf? After musch persitent she told she has bt had broke up with him. And also if am daing sum1, i sed no. Finally she came visited as we both planed, she spent three days with me in my school. After abt a mnth she had left, we had an issue abt me nt calling her four five days, i apologised she accepted bt insisted that she wanted telling me sumthin bt wud be after my exams, twas my final exam on campus. I knew i was up againt breaakup, though dint take it much seriously. After my exam i asked her wot it was she wanted to tell, and she replied, have i ever wonder how she felt abt dis relationship? I sed i think she's fine. She sed no she wasnt okay that she dnt luv me dat she've been trying to luv me dat the luv isnt coming, nd luv isnt sumtin u force, i got angry and hung up the call. She called i didnt pick then she texted me saying she was just being honest. Nextday she called and spoke well it was den she reviewed dat she still felt sumtin for her ex i acted matured and asked her so wot shud we do she sed i shud try and win her luv, how? she dnt knw. Knowing dat, av found myself in the club of unrequited luv, i was still zealous abt winning her luv. In doing this, i told her as we met in person that she has every right to luv whoever she pleases even if dat person is nt me , regardless i'ld always fight to win her as long as it take so long she doesnt make luving her difficult for me. Things went well btw us till one fateful day, den she was already back to school. I called ha she didnt pick after few hrs i called again she picked telling me she was busy dat she'ld call later b4 i cud say anything she hung up, dis is unsual, again i was angry, de next day and textd ha some provocative msg, dis was wot i textd "the fact dat i luv doesnt make me less human for u to be treating me like dis, well everything has its limits" did say sumtin bad? For days she dint pick my calls, when she did she told me dat she had already told me wot she needed to say, dat am de one who's being persistent. I felt i was used. Conversations got bad btw us dat she started ignoring me, nt knwing she was speaking my language. I gave her a mnth to see if she wud decline bt she didnt. Then i made up my mind and started mine, she chated me on whatsap on several occassin saying she was sorry bt i deed the needful ignore, cos i know a sorry mind when i see one. She got tired and told me she tot i was her FRIEND, that she'd had carried me all along. Finally, she sed good bye and up till dis moment, i havnt called her. Bt truth be told i want our relationship back. How do i do that and stil maintain my dignity?

[color=#770077][/color] @ harddon bro i suggest u create a watsapp group for this purpose....it will b faster dat way.......
THERES THIS OLD FRIEND OF MINE..A FORMER CLASS MATE IN SEC SCHOOL ACTUALLY....WE GOT To Exchange contacts via fb....i called a few times...she never calls....we began chatting on watsapp.....i guess my chats were boring cos its always the norm.....think she no longer chats wit me, am always the first to send a msg.....read a post on this thread and decided to use her as a practice.....i sent her dis msg ''ur dp looks special buh ave seen way more better pix of u than dix''....and she replied by saying ''ur cruel''....hw do i reply back nw?

Hardon@ don run away o

peterpen:
[color=#770077][/color] @ harddon bro i suggest u create a watsapp group for this purpose....it will b faster dat way.......
THERES THIS OLD FRIEND OF MINE..A FORMER CLASS MATE IN SEC SCHOOL ACTUALLY....WE GOT To Exchange contacts via fb....i called a few times...she never calls....we began chatting on watsapp.....i guess my chats were boring cos its always the norm.....think she no longer chats wit me, am always the first to send a msg.....read a post on this thread and decided to use her as a practice.....i sent her dis msg ''ur dp looks special buh ave seen way more better pix of u than dix''....and she replied by saying ''ur cruel''....hw do i reply back nw?

harddon, i think that idea of his is a very good one. Let's have a whatsapp group which will have a far-reaching effect on your followers and in order to ease communication difficulties between us. However, that does not necessarily mean that you are going to abandon this thread.

Bodmas94:
harddon, i think that idea of his is a very good one. Let's have a whatsapp group which will have a far-reaching effect on your followers and in order to ease communication difficulties between us. However, that does not necessarily mean that you are going to abandon this thread.

Seconded

rocasmilatos:


Seconded

Lolzzzz........"thirded" .I can't wait to be a member of the whatsapp group

Pascaal:
Lolzzzz........"thirded" .I can't wait to be a member of the whatsapp group

lol fourthed o