₦airaland Forum

Ladycloud:
awww.. Thanks hunnie

Dmarketter:
u welcome. Igbo I hope

hfinest1:
did u think I was joking when I said you're the most beautiful girl on nl how can any man in his rightsenses leave gold and start chasing copper because copper is manage shine small too? I can leave most beautiful for ordinary beautiful...

Ladycloud:

Ladycloud:
yes ibo

Dmarketter:
no wonder. Why are u in the wrong school. Na unizik u suppose dey

Dmarketter:
Most of us complain about our ladies, yet we know deep down, dat we love them faults and all. The foreign girls thing is a hoax. We feel that way when we get on the wrong end of hurt, yet we gladly dish out the hurt. Anyway reasons they are world class;

(1) Naija babes are adaptive: they are black and realise say na yellow pawpaw dey move olosho market, they will gladly bleach themselves for us.

(2) Naija babes are beautiful: wetin u dey find for babe, ikhebe ? bosom ? Fine face ? Straight legs ? BBW ? Brother and sisters you will find them in quantum, jjust visit a higher institution like unizik all the blood in ur body will enter ur phallus.

(3) Naija babes are religious: forget say she be olosho or a cheater, she will be at the head of the church praying in tongues and telling God to judge them sinners, ironically God answers some of them.

(4) Naija babes are diversely opinionated: you can't sell any yeye idea to naija babes and all will conform. Never . They are never together in idealogy. Thus fear not for the feminist idealogy, it can't never take root in naija. Dem babes would reject and throw it away.

(5) Naija babes are sexually different: some are terrible in bed, some are good and others are excellent. The naïve virgins are mostly open to wierd sexual acts more than the experienced ones. Our babes are very sexually curious. So good news for wwe perverts.

(6) Naija babes are forgiving: cheat on them, abuse them. Yet most could still find it in their hearts to forgive ur useless self and hope you will change. Only a handfull of our babes are vengeful and murderous.

(7) Naija babes are homely: many are capable of being good home keepers, good mothers and wives. You only have to ignore their olosho past and turn a blind eye and ear to all deceptions she will shove down ur throat occasionally. Your life will be sweet.

( Naija babes are ...............add urs

God knows sometimes we focus on their bad parts and those bad parts are really terrible. Nevertheless we know they world class babes too . And thus ROCK

Ladycloud:
lol.. M from anambra tho.. But I didn't put unizik

MrCork:
... someone plis move his thread to JOKE section!!(no oofeinse)

Dmarketter:
anammbra ke. U better not be aa sister of mine oh. Lest incest. Anyway at least ur repping beauty at unn.

Ladycloud:
there's nothing wrong in being ur sister na

Dmarketter:
mba . U can't fit be oh. Aguata hia. Please quote a place very very far from there

Ladycloud:
jeeez.. M from aguata ooo.. Ezinifite

Dmarketter:
ha. Nne why are u trying to ruin this good thing. U have to change wwhere ur from. ezinifite is just a stone throw. Hope u have no relatives from a neighbouring town. Plus ndi ezinifite na ma mma. So who made it possible? Mum ?

Ladycloud:
haha.. Yea... We don't live there tho.. We come back during Christmas sometimes

Dmarketter:
yeye man. You sef know our babes are better thaan ur london babes

dauntless15:
Op you be real marketter mr Dmarketter

MrCork:
My niggggga..i beg u..do not...I repeat...DO NOT ...ever ever ever ever compare our London Babes to Homebase Babes......Its like comparin McDonalds to Groudnut!!!! (no oofeinse)

Dmarketter:
bros na so we see am. U have a keen mind. Qudos

Dmarketter:
my fellow igbo boiz dey like better thing, as a pretty flower in ur dad's garden . Has any good theif stolen u yet ? Or people still submitting applications

Ladycloud:
Hehe.. That one dey

Dmarketter:
well umu igbo, you all heard her. Applications can still be submitted. Nne do u prefer soft copy or hard copy. By the way wat u studying at unn

Ladycloud:
... Hard copy

TSOM:
You've been spamming every trending thread I've viewed with this stale, humor-stripped hogwash.

How about posting something spontaneous and original for a change? Too much of a mental challenge and out of your comfort zone, yes? Certainly so.