So I get like one hour free lunch break and I log into Facebook and WHAM

I see guys showing how gullible and desperate they are by stalking girls on FACEBOOK.

They keep stalking till she finally answers his prayer, by accepting his friend request, you see them acting like it's a lottery won.



Others wholeheartedly and cheerfully thank the ladies and promise to be faithful in this new found FRIENDSHIP... FRIENDSHIP Ooo no be RELATIONSHIP.


Please tell that brother on your list that is in the habit of posting vote of thanks on ladies' wall that he's not gonna get some by this outward show of shame.
The real guys wey dey MANAGE these so called babes don't even comment on their pictures, maybe one LIKE once in a year if she's lucky is what she gets from him.


IF I be babe and u post THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING MY FRIEND REQUEST MY LOVELY ANGLE (Some can't even spell ANGEL),

IF I be babe and u try this kind rubbish for my wall,
I'll be more elusive and no even think am, u no fit ever see my bra let alone my *coughs *

Personally my two words for guys who indulge in this tomfoolery is

I call them

FURUKPE KNEEGAS.

What's yours?

And you are proud to post this about yourself?

lol...juhan what do you have to say?

theEYe21:
And you are proud to post this about yourself?

One furukpe kneega spotted... Mind just dey judge u

D meaning of dis post is?

If dey dont thank us,who will?

It just dosent make sense to me sha....well wateva rocks their boat

makydebbie:
lol...juhan what do you have to say?

lol i dont even know what to call them. I read what other peeps posted and i just dont understand people. We all know the category of guys the op is talking about. They are stupid, jobless, desperate. They are annoying.

juhan:
lol i dont even know what to call them. I read what other peeps posted and i just dont understand people. We all know the category of guys the op is talking about. They are stupid, jobless, desperate. They are annoying.

i tell you..i just dey shake my head for them...imagine "i am so honoured you accepted my F.R"

makydebbie:
i tell you..i just dey shake my head for them...imagine "i am so honoured you accepted my F.R"

why cant they just be like cutehector or vizkiz or even Jack *whispers* those guys get sweet mouth ehn

juhan:
why cant they just be like cutehector or vizkiz or even Jack *whispers* those guys get sweet mouth ehn

makydebbie Hii.. juhan says I hav sweet mouth. Come and verify.

juhan:
why cant they just be like cutehector or vizkiz or even Jack *whispers* those guys get sweet mouth ehn

really!!!...*whispers*make i confirm

Cutehector:
makydebbie Hii.. juhan says I hav sweet mouth. Come and verify.

oya...am here!

makydebbie:
really!!!...*whispers*make i confirm

you don confirm am?

makydebbie:
oya...am here!

I been de joke na..

Cutehector:
I been de joke na..

be serious joor..

makydebbie:
be serious joor..

lol u wan make I flirt wit u?

juhan:
you don confirm am?

cutehector is a shy shy boy!

Cutehector:
lol u wan make I flirt wit u?

i have to confirm na!

makydebbie:
cutehector is a shy shy boy!

lol check again. He isnt shy. What about the rest?

Cutehector:
lol u wan make I flirt wit u?

she said you're shy. Show her you arent

juhan:
lol check again. He isnt shy. What about the rest?

then he is forming for me...which rest vizkiz?

makydebbie:
i have to confirm na!

debbie, lol flirting with you will be d last thing i"d do in nairaland.. so wait till thy kingdom come

juhan:
she said you're shy. Show her you arent

naaaah. She ain't my kinda girl

Cutehector:
debbie, lol flirting with you will be d last thing i"d do in nairaland.. so wait till thy kingdom come

lol...i didnt say flirt with me..just confirm na!

makydebbie:
lol...i didnt say flirt with me..just confirm na!

ur gona fall in love in the process of confirming ooo ...

makydebbie:
then he is forming for me...which rest vizkiz?

dont mind him. Yeah.

Cutehector:
ur gona fall in love in the process of confirming ooo ...

...really?..abi you are just giving urself hope

juhan:
dont mind him. Yeah.

he luvs bashing people...so how you confirm am?

makydebbie:
...really?..abi you are just giving urself hope

hav u Eva looked in d mirror while crying?

makydebbie:
he luvs bashing people...so how you confirm am?

lol no worry. Leave hector hez just forming. Make we start our assignment sharp sharp.

juhan:
lol no worry. Leave hector hez just forming. Make we start our assignment sharp sharp.

ok ok lets leave him...who is victim 3?