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dauntless15:
ya we cool, i guess. So what do you suggest i do about the crush thingy

HateU2:
U are not sure it's a crush 4 now. So, let's just catch funnn

makydebbie:
ooohhh God ehn....pls na..its not me na...see as you don do amebo for my mum you dont know she will beat me ehn!

optional1:
So u know say ur mama go beat u nd u dy follow man bah.


I wont report her for one condition. Which is u must not follow man again cos dy wil only use nd dump u nd walk away. U hear me!

makydebbie:
ok i promise...na him follow me oo i no follow am...i no go follow man again oya pls ma!

HateU2:
Alhaji Oni pata nla

optional1:
No problem dear take care of urself.

optional1:
No problem dear take care of urself.

dauntless15:
it might be more than a crush and i believe we can arrive at a consensus by getting to know each other whayassay

STFUareyouG0d:
fvck off

obiorathesubtle:
you watch smallville where clark and lana blow for this first time?? That na wetin happen when me and my naughty brawl that day..

timsonpreye:
hahaha i watch am oh dem scatter everytin finish but Wait oh i go like try am wit naughtynaughty to knw if na true una talk

na my girlfriend you dy talk about like that??

I dy break people head o!

WarRLaY:
I was actually discouraged after my stuff with prettythicksme, I think say she get poultry 4 there

naughtynaughty:
u knw wev had countless hot sexxxxxxx wich one exactly Shuld I gist em

WarRLaY:
I was actually discouraged after my stuff with prettythicksme, I think say she get poultry 4 there

prettythicksme:
U r crazy!idiot.

WarRLaY:
can't someone joke with u

prettythicksme:
I look like mumu for your eyes?dat joke was too expensive.

unapapadeycraze:
really! O ga o. So o ma gba nkan nla ati nkan to gun? Awon ladies badt gan. Kini highest inch to ti gba? Se o wole kanle? After that ma so inch temi fun e, wa mo pe, eru aba e.

SAINTSAMURAII:
ROMANCELANDERS and their threads concerning the smelling vaginas of naija ladies has affected my thoughts. joke apart this is dead serious, the thread created by lezz/lezzlie concerning naija ladies so affected me that to have sex with a nigeria girl to me is unthinkable. i have vowed never to have sex with any nigeria lady till i leave the country. i will have sex with a nigeria lady on two conditions. one is that she must be a nigeria celebrity and the other one is that she must come from a very rich, proper home where her health must be her top priority. i have my reasons.

obiorathesubtle:
na my girlfriend you dy talk about like that??

I dy break people head o!

obiorathesubtle:
na my girlfriend you dy talk about like that??

I dy break people head o!

makydebbie:
Hmmm...twas cold..the rain that fell here ehn!

naughtynaughty:
twas a nudeeee party. Asin come the way ur mama born u.
Smh I was just looking at kelvins wit his small balls dangling upandan anyhow
He was pushing Sandusky anyhow like say he was swallow her small breas

I have the tape o
Culdnt dance much cos my nakddd big bum was pushing me back

PushPlay:
Ogbeni lo joko sibi kan jor.
Eru Abe mi ti to fun Hatteu2.

Tell him ooo. Je ko mo jare . Kini yen Tobi so Tey ekun ni mo ma n sun ti o ba n ti n wo warehouse mi

HateU2:
Tell him ooo. Je ko mo jare . Kini yen Tobi so Tey ekun ni mo ma n sun ti o ba n ti n wo warehouse mi

PushPlay:

LordofNairaland:
I want to kiss Hatteu2.