AccidentalGenius:


Lol honey, you might have everyone fooled.

slyrone:
where are you from? mess would be a competition where u from, might even be a yardstick for healthy living like some fools claim. lol

KingCheezyPuff:
That fishing part sounds fun.
An I'be never had gator before.

assfreaky:


I have a pond. I fish in the river sometime. I will roast alligators 4 u. then we can eat it together with fresh palm wine.

No.But that sounds good.
.....you do that now Roast alligator

KingCheezyPuff:
No.But that sounds good.
.....you do that now Roast alligator

Yewandequeen:


dear u don't wanna know.
No feeling as sweet as that of releasing a hot mess and having the good soothing sense of relief afterwards #damn reminiscence

slyrone:
lol what can I say. guess u r one of those few original girls

Yewandequeen:


one of the sweetest thing I love to do to the ones I care about weird se

but it they always they totori me for body when i do

KingCheezyPuff:
Woman..... the vessel of perfection!
There can be no complaints

Passy089:
Not closing the toilet door while taking a smelly poop... my gf is fond of this, and will be mkin jest of you ontop.... I hate it, I just want to believe girls don't poop it's satisfying to me

EOOJ:
now dis ur lie ehhh haf giv me headache......perfect wetin

obadizena:




I find it quite romantic when combined with some aspect of domination, such as face-stting - blowing it on my face at close range.

Yewandequeen:


buahhhhahahhahah
will love to do that to u.

Just dont know if u will survive it, the combination will be the egg i kept in stew overnight with the beans i prepared yesterdays morning.

obadizena:



That wouldn't be a problem for me. Besides, if it happens that I could not cope with one or two of your release, I'ld humbly urge you then to give me more orientation to fully prepare me to withstand any release that comes out of you, regardless of any combination of food that you choose to consume.
You appear to derive great pleasure in expressing yourself in that manner while you're in the company of your close friends.
So I'll serve as a suitable subject for you to fully, freely and more comfortably express yourself in that manner when we're in the company of each other, in a friendly and understanding atmosphere.

Yewandequeen:




...................

Now you making me feel bad like am a bad person.
...............

obadizena:



Why feel bad?
Don't u know that there are guys who have eproctophilia fetish? These guys enjoy, and get sexually aroused by, inhaling the flatulence of their loved female partners. The more pungent the flatulence, the more they enjoy it. They love to hang around girlfriends who derive satisfaction in releasing the gas.

Yewandequeen:


Tufiakpa
Noooooooo
Me I don't send ooooo. Either Ure male or female I will inform U of what is coming and I will diligently release it.


Never had any friend that match this description or are U one?

obadizena:




Hahahaaaa ! @ diligently release it

I'm a sub-category of one. I do enjoy it coming out from my female friend, except that I don't get sexually aroused by it.

Yewandequeen:


Tufiakpa
Noooooooo
Me I don't send ooooo. Either Ure male or female I will inform U of what is coming and I will diligently release it.


Never had any friend that match this description or are U one?

Yewandequeen:


dear u don't wanna know.
No feeling as sweet as that of releasing a hot mess and having the good soothing sense of relief afterwards #damn reminiscence