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| Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by mohince(op): 3:39pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
If moon-sighting was a Nigerian affair, the reports would be like: The sighting of the moon was inconclusive - INEC The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. - Fayose We will create another moon for Nigerians within 10 months. - APC The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow - Abuja High Court The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo - Patrick Obahiagbon Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. - Presidency We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons - NDA We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky - Boko Haram Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit We know where the moon is but we don't want to say it. -US HAPPY EID-EL FITRI In Advance 592 Likes 61 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by anwe: 3:48pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Nice one ! No dully in Naija. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by dnawah(m): 3:51pm On Jul 05, 2016*. Modified: 8:23pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
mohince:we cannot use the same moon with the zoo-ipob breaking news: PMB,is not trying to northernise nigeria,therefore he appointed Fayose as chairman of the MOON sighting. 192 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by experimentist: 3:56pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Vendoor(f): 4:06pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lol |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by IRserveMyComent(f): 4:17pm On Jul 05, 2016*. Modified: 10:57am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Hahahahaha. No one should ever mention that the moon has not been sighted in public places- El Rufai. I prophesied ten days ago that the moon would never be seen again-T B Joshua. Happy Salah Nigerians: To see the moon, press 1. To stop the moon, press 2. To get additional information, press 3. To shift the holidays for one extra day, press 5. To hear more options, press 7.-MTN 244 Likes 15 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by chynie: 4:26pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
U made my day op 4 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
the moon don run from 9ja 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by ckmayoca: 4:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
He don dey happen already as another day is added to the holidays making it 3 cos moon no go show. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by ckmayoca: 4:37pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
He don dey happen already as another day is added to the holid.ays making it 3 cos moon no go show. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by McJane(f): 4:39pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
We took the moon with us while falling from the sky! -IPOO. 14 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by leewin(m): 5:11pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
we blew up d moon NDA
HAhahaha....this is too funny 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by eleojo23: 5:32pm On Jul 05, 2016*. Modified: 6:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I have your moon, come and get it if you can! 103 Likes 8 Shares
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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by McJane(f): 5:34pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
the moon was been marginalized therefore it decided to form it own planet-IPOB 98 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by eleojo23: 5:38pm On Jul 05, 2016*. Modified: 7:41pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The past administration did not invest in the moon and now the only one we have is gone! - APC. We will create more jobs through this by employing young people to look for the moon - APC #bring back our moon - Oby Ezekwesili 227 Likes 18 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by benosky(m): 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The Lai Mohammed own is hilarious. 74 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by mrowen279(m): 5:56pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lol |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Firefire(m): 5:56pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
 Corruption has made the Moon to disappear. - PMB The last administration has stolen the Moon. - PMB I will lead the battle to rescue the moon from looters. - PMB Internet terrorist has deleted the Moon from the sky, we shall take our battle to the space. - Burantai 166 Likes 15 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nikapetrelli(f): 5:57pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lmao |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by falconey(m): 5:57pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
check my signature |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by flokii: 5:58pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
| See wash o... E go better 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Histrings08(m): 5:58pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lolz... They've all bn served |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Hilarious..... |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by teekay213(m): 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
na wa o.why everybody dey find moon...moon wey pass the night in my room yesterday.if you won see moon come to my room tonight. 4 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by ajilegend(m): 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
APC government is responsible for the moon not showing- PDP 35 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Donpressman(m): 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
stolen by Op... it was someone's comment on another thread. 49 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by ijobawise(m): 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lol.nigeria my nigeria 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by cutiedave(m): 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lolz...op just made my day Naija is reali a funny place to live in 6 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by senatorbayor(m): 6:00pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
"We have deployed jet fighters, drones & soldiers to comb d sky for the moon. It will soon be found" - DHQ "The moon & it's sighting resources have been squandered in d 16 years of PDP misrule" - APC 57 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by TippyTop(m): 6:00pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Saw it on Twitter earlier 4 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Ezedon(m): 6:00pm On Jul 05, 2016*. Modified: 6:17pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Cant stop laughing, the moon is now missing the same way the Budget was missed- only in APC regime? 24 Likes 1 Share |
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