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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by elisra(m): 7:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
The missing of the moon is God's judgement on pdp-Comrade Adams Oshomohle
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by elisra(m): 7:52pm On Jul 07, 2016
jtwest:
By next month, there will be plenty moons for Nigerians- ibe kachikwu.

I have been saying the moon will disappear if we don't change our ways- Obasanjo.

We should not rely only on the moon, we need to diversify our objects of reliance- VP osinbade.

We will not take this! We shall not take this! We must not take this! Jega should find us our moon.- orubebe.

The moon is not missing, it only went for vacation out of the galaxy- femi adesina.

Oh moon! Where art thou! U shed lights at our backs as you lights our paths through the cold of the night, we shall miss you moon! Till we meet again- wole soyinka


More to follow......
Half of a white moon-Chimamanda Adichie.
We must continue to bomb until there is zero moon-avengers
we shall create a thousand jobs for youths who shall be employed to search and return the moon.
I assure you that i will pight the kwaraption that made the moon to run away-pmb
The moon will praise me after i left office-GEJ
finally,the moon wont be seen because the Sun is risen.
Moon is for children of the night and the Sun is for the children of the day.
Biafra 99% loading.
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by wilyparker(m): 8:06pm On Jul 07, 2016
egbon if you want the moon come and take it- Don jazzy
I have found the [b][/b]missing moon

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by ginafrank14(f): 9:55pm On Jul 09, 2016
The moon refuses to show because of Niger Delta Avengers' missiles.
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jul 27, 2016
hope4nigeria:
thank 4d correction! I was luaghing when I was typing! Afterall I'm not from England, u can turn that to a song and keep crying it! When ppl are happy, u r bussy looking for error! ODe alayeradarada. If we find out now u no pass waec oh.
Yeye. Heheheheheehehehe. I no pass WAEC true true oo. You be winch? Keep laughing joor! You really need am. After all, no be everything you carry last for.

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