We know where d moon is. To be released if tompolo's account is defreezed- NDA

we are working on using the moon to provide 10,000jobs for Nigerians. Be patient, moon will be out tommorrow-lai mohammed.

Apc has sold the moon-fayose

The political crinkum crankum, or shud i say higgy hagga nd d high level of monumental corruption dt d country has been enmeshed in shud b blamed for d moon's inability to appear.-obahiagbon.

We shall bring all those responsiible for this to book-buhari.

We observed that there was forgery in moon sighting- AGF

Naso na

dnawah:
we cannot use the same noon with the zoo-ipob

rebel will kill you,
you don't even know the difference between the Moon and Noon..

mtcheew....

The moon has been kidnapped, and the kidnappers are demanding a ransom of N500,000M,our security agents are working round the clock to reclaim the moon from the men of the underworld, mean while law abiding citizens should go about their normal activities.
That's my country

Fit2Rule:

Of course you are a Nigerians and WE are a Nigerian. From one comedian to another. NL I hail una. Twalé joor!!

thank 4d correction! I was luaghing when I was typing! Afterall I'm not from England, u can turn that to a song and keep crying it! When ppl are happy, u r bussy looking for error! ODe alayeradarada. If we find out now u no pass waec oh.

hahahahahahah funny Nigerians

the notherners are hiding the moon for their selfish purpose-------- IPOB youths

#Bringbackourmoon

You made my day, thanks.

Moon where are you, you no wan show? chai chai, there is God oooo - Patience Goodluck Jonathan

Donpressman:
stolen by Op... it was someone's comment on another thread.

so, wetin make we give you for this observation now

Sahara reporters: the moon was laundered to another planet. documented proof attached below.

dnawah:
we cannot use the same noon with the zoo-ipob

End time moon - Nairaland comment

Somebody wondered for the first time the moon has vanished and public holiday extended in Nigeria's history-the dullard's regime.

Okay

Nairaland haba! Una go thief frm facebook come here dey act like na una do,pls stop it.

dnawah:
we cannot use the same 'noon' with the zoo-ipob

the MOON is now the NOON,so look for it in the afterNOON.
-NEPA BILL DEGREE HOLDERS.

Missing Moon. I can't stop laughing.

Kakamorufu:
so, wetin make we give you for this observation now

the moon will do

Keneking:
Buhari to meet US president over sighting of moon next week.

lmao.. femi adesina.

The moon is on vacation.

I'll deal with those opposing the sighting of the moon- PMB

mohince:
If moon-sighting was a Nigerian affair, the reports would be like:

The sighting of the moon was inconclusive - INEC

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. - Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians within 10 months. - APC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow - Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo - Patrick Obahiagbon

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. - Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons - NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky - Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit

We know where the moon is but we don't want to say it. -US
HAPPY EID-EL FITRI In Advance

Buhari to travel to the middle east in search of the moon-Vanguard
The truth about the missing moon- SR
Staff who sited the moon falsely, demoted- Zenith bank
Bring back our moon- Ezekwesili
Buhari appionts yet another northerner to sight the moon

PMB to travel to Saudi Arabia to sign a deal on moon sighting.

funny .....but not laughing

chubbygal:
And the waiting continue till APC......

Lolzzz. Hungerbad. The man can not wait for 7pm to arrive. See as he dey eye the food.

Buhari to travel to the US and meet obama over the missing moon next week- Presidency.
We would deploy special forces to recover the moon from boko haram-obama

We blame GEJ for none sighting of the moon today. Lie Mohammed.

Allah, God and the gods of the land are very angry wt Buhari...... Wailers

#Buhari #BringBackOurMoon

dnawah:
we cannot use the same noon with the zoo-ipob

u nid an Oscar 4 dat quote.