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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by vicmela(m): 9:00pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I know where the moon is, on my way there. u can come with me. |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
;Dsome tribal bigot will be lyk its jonanthan's fault he finished the whole illumination in the TMA(Treasury moon account 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by sammft99: 9:01pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Wetin concern moon ...which one do we seek? the potter or the pot which one is better...Lia Mohammed has hidden the Moon |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by sophiecoleen(f): 9:01pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
;Di can't stop laughing......... Especially at dat of lai Muhammed. So hilarious 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by hardbody: 9:02pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
mohince: GEJ squandered the moon and left no moon for the incoming government - APC/PMB 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Respect55(m): 9:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Dat Lai Mohammed part just made my day. "The moon has been sighted tomorrow" lol 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by rayreaper(m): 9:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
devilmaycry...our mr nairaland vote for d cool and freshest dude in town
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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Bari22: 9:04pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
we know those who are responsible for non sighting of the moon, we give them 3 days to surrender or we will crush them the way we crush boko haram- Burutai |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by chukky4332: 9:05pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
BREAKING NEWS!!! Just in... So sad, newly wedded couples can no longer have their Honey moon due to the fact that the moon has not yet been sighted. They have been advised to remain patient as all efforts are being put in place to # bring back our moon. - Lai Mohammed. |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by olamds(m): 9:06pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The Moon Has Runaway With The Money To Pay Corpers Allawee ..... So NYSC Orientation Camp For Batch A stream 2 Can Not Hold Until we Found The Missing Moon..... NYSC |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jtwest(m): 9:07pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
AGF- I suspect saraki and ekwewatever of committing fraud, replacing the original moon with fabricated big white bulb. Buhari- dansuki av diverted the money for the maintenance, they sat somewhere and shared d money like yam. |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by WowSweetGuy(m): 9:20pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Trending shit...big up to d originator |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Marvel1206: 9:22pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
We know them already, our Igbo brothers at work again- NCAN southwest zone |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jtwest(m): 9:23pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
This is opportunity for Nigerian youths, looking for the moon can create 10,000 jobs for unemployed youths- lai Mohammed |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Kexorcist(m): 9:26pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
mohince: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I got one! You cannot see the moon, because it is actually black -- Louis Farrakhan |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by tomzman: 9:34pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Saw the op on another thread earlier todat. Never knew it would eventually become a thread and make frontpage. NL, you guys will not kee me with laff. |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by arijay(m): 9:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
PDP wasted 16 years without giving us an acceptable template for moon sighting..... APC 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Ahmedie28(m): 9:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
This is a pure mockery of Islam, may Allah forgive the op for is ignorance. |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by usoroh2003: 9:37pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Moon Padding - Senate |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by tosyne2much(m): 9:38pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
LMohd:I spot u baba  |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Jeffy1206(m): 9:39pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
eleojo23: . Bring back our moon lol  |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by vanvick247(m): 9:43pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
BREAKING NEWS....WHERE IS OUR MOON? 1. Abubakar Shekau releases new AUDIO, claims missing MOON is in sambissa, threatens to keep the moon until federal govt stops bombing boko haram hide-outs 2. Niger Delta avengers claim responsibility over missing MOON, spokesman of group, general murdoch says moon is in gbaramatu kingdom, releases list of 20 requests before MOON can be freed. 3. IPOB claims missing moon has been stolen by its affiliate group, claims AMADIOHA will only release the MOON if NNAMDI KANU is unconditionally released. 4. Fulani Herdmen claim responsibility over missing MOON, want federal government to assure them that other tribes will stop disturbing their cattles , before they FREE the MOON... 5. APC and PDP trade accusations over missing MOON, keep them coming.... |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by olanshile2016(m): 9:47pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
[/color]I cannot negotiate with those holding the moon..PMB I will be vindicated , I have nothing to do with the missing moon you are under arrest for hiding the moon, you have the right to remain silent for whatever you say will be used against you in the court of law they moon sighters are not terrorist.. open fire on anyone protesting for their own ration of the moon the moon must remain integrated even though it expired since 2014 500.000 unemployed youths will be empowered on moon sighting, equipments will be given to them ... [color=#550000]I cannot negotiate with those holding the moon..PMB I will be vindicated , I have nothing to do with the missing moon you are under arrest for hiding the moon, you have the right to remain silent for whatever you say will be used against you in the court of law they moon sighters are not terrorist.. open fire on anyone protesting for their own ration of the moon the moon must remain integrated even though it expired since 2014 500.000 unemployed youths will be empowered on moon sighting, equipments will be given to them ... I cannot negotiate with those holding the moon..PMB I will be vindicated , I have nothing to do with the missing moon you are under arrest for hiding the moon, you have the right to remain silent for whatever you say will be used against you in the court of law they moon sighters are not terrorist.. open fire on anyone protesting for their own ration of the moon the moon must remain integrated even though it expired since 2014 500.000 unemployed youths will be empowered on moon sighting, equipments will be given to them ... |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Minemrys: 9:48pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lets quote it using the BvS dawn of Justice trailer. Is it really surprising that the biggest sign that marks a day of celebrati0n should be a figure of c0ntroversy? Muslims have been l0oking 4 a way to end the ramadan this is our sallah Sallah c0rrupts, abs0lute sallah c0rrupts absolutely. maybe the m0on was just doing the right thing. We kn0w better n0w, d0n't we? The m0on doesn't c0me fr0m hell beneath us, no it c0mes fr0m the sky. Thats how it starts, the fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessnes on n0t seeing the m0on that turns every0ne cruel. |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I cannot negotiate with those hiding the moon..PMB I will be vindicated , I have nothing to do with the missing moon you are under arrest for hiding the moon, you have the right to remain silent for whatever you said will be used against you in the court of law they moon sighters are not terrorist.. open fire on anyone protesting for their own ration of the moon the moon must remain integrated even though it expired since 2014 500.000 unemployed youths will be empowered on moon sighting, equipments will be given to them ... |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Kakamorufu(m): 9:50pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Donpressman:come have it naw |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I cannot negotiate with those hiding the moon..PMB I will be vindicated , I have nothing to do with the missing moon you are under arrest for hiding the moon, you have the right to remain silent for whatever you said will be used against you in the court of law appologise to the moonsighters for calling them a terrorist. reserve a sighting land for the moon sighters to enable them hid the moon promptly open fire on anyone protesting for their own ration of the moon the moon must remain integrated even though it expired since 2014 500.000 unemployed youths will be empowered on moon sighting, equipments will be given to them ... |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by kayalla(f): 9:52pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
hahaha, Nigeria my country. I love our sense our humor, it made me laugh hard. well done OP |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by elvision1(m): 10:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
And i be wan post this thing b4 oh! I don see am since 2:45pm. And i just 4get. Make i add my own sha. Yello! Text the location of the moon to 53354 and get a chance to win the Sun - MTN once upon a time in july 2016,the moon got missing, ten courageous men go on a quest to find it,only one would be the ultimate man and win 2billion naira. -GULDER (ULTIMATE SEARCH) if the government can just hang clusters of white bulbs together we can create a moon in the sky and save us time wasting on holidays, Am just trying to make common sense - murray Bruce. 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 10:04pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
jtwest:the moon has been stolen by bureau de change and will be sold in the black market- CBN soldiers have already been deployed to search and bring back the missing Moon.-NA I issue a 7day ultimatum to bring back the moon or we shall bomb more pipelines -NDA 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by babeflenz(f): 10:14pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Fit2Rule:chai!!! Bros take it easy on him naaa... He is not only a Nigerians, he is also a people and we are a person... LMAO 1 Like |
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