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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Provie(m): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Operation Find the Moon 8 Likes
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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by senatorbayor(m): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
90% of d missing moon is hidden by d northerners while 10% is hidden in d south west - marginalized nigerians |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Benjom(m): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lol  @ ... The moon has already been sighted tomorrow - Lai Mohammed 7 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Buhari to meet US president over sighting of moon next week. |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by benedictac(f): 6:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed This really got me laughing. lolz 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by senatorbayor(m): 6:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
PDP should just show the APC guys where n how they have been sighting their moons for the past 16years n let people resume back to work 8 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by saintkel(m): 6:04pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
We have to be careful, dis ignorant boys from d north may see dis as blasphemy, u know d next 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jtwest(m): 6:04pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
By next month, there will be plenty moons for Nigerians- ibe kachikwu. I have been saying the moon will disappear if we don't change our ways- Obasanjo. We should not rely only on the moon, we need to diversify our objects of reliance- VP osinbade. We will not take this! We shall not take this! We must not take this! Jega should find us our moon.- orubebe. The moon is not missing, it only went for vacation out of the galaxy- femi adesina. Oh moon! Where art thou! U shed lights at our backs as you lights our paths through the cold of the night, we shall miss you moon! Till we meet again- wole soyinka More to follow...... 25 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by uchwar1: 6:09pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
the moon has been technically sighted - Nigerian Army 11 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by hope4nigeria(m): 6:09pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Thank God I'm a Nigerians! We don't need Drugs for hypertenssion anymore because we r happy ppl even in our worst situation. 3 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by zeekeyboy: 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
jtwest:burst my brain |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by symbianDON(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
click 'like' if you believe the moon has been sighted. click 'share' if you think it's a lie - nairaland forum 3 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by maxwell767(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The APC and zombies will blame GEJ for the missing moon  |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by uchwar1: 6:13pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
we will definitely sight the moon in 4 years to come - VP Osunbade |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by uchwar1: 6:14pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
no moon no work -NLC 17 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by blayde(m): 6:14pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
this moon they are sharing- Patience. who d moon EPP sef? 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by kkkossy(m): 6:15pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
So thursday is another holiday? **Moon walking like Michael Jackson** 4 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Kunberg: 6:15pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lol |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by benELOHIM7(m): 6:16pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I can sight a snake. Moon ko - lalasticlala 6 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by atirolu(m): 6:16pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Zenith bank founded not sighting of the moon |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by kainchix: 6:18pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I hope nobody would blame me for the disappearance of the moon - Goodluck Jonathan 6 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by uchwar1: 6:18pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
benedictac:kai, easy. u wan burst my belly 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jtwest(m): 6:18pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
if u elect me as president, I will find the moon, black, Muslims and non Americans will be banned from seeing it- Donald trump. Tiwa!!! Where is the moon- teebliz Aunty Linda! Av u seen what happened to the moon? Continue to talk about me o, my junior brother stole the moon, imagine what he will do to u- wizkid. The moon has been technically sighted- presidency 3 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by chubbygal(f): 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
And the waiting continue till APC...... 6 Likes
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| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jtwest(m): 6:22pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
If we no see moon, the Muslims must not stop fasting o, anybody dat is not ok with dat can jump into the lagoon- dat king in lagos abi warefa...lol 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by uchwar1: 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
the moon has been exhausted from making bleaching cream. our ladies' complexion are becoming brighter than the moon itself. #ladiesbringbackourmoon. - Ezekwesili 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by ejor1: 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
We observed that there was forgery in sighting the moon - AGF 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
hope4nigeria:Of course you are a Nigerians and WE are a Nigerian. From one comedian to another. NL I hail una. Twalé joor!! 12 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by symbianDON(m): 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2016*. Modified: 7:37pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
meanwhile.......tecno would have quickly capitalized on the situation to release a remodeled phone: Tecno C moon camon 21mp camera......see the moon through your phone 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by goodlifehyd(m): 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
[size=14pt]The Moon is not Missing, if Its missing The United states will know about it - GEJ We developed the moon so we have taken our moon out of the zoo - ipod yoooths The previous Administration could have invested in making the moon two or more but decided to steal funds meant for that - PMB[/size] 8 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by eph12(m): 6:25pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The moon is being witch hunted - PDP The choice between us is clear, choose between a full moon and a half moon - Jonathan 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by timpaker(m): 6:26pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
"The moon has been kidnapped by unknown gunmen who invaded the sky but investigation is ongoing, the people are urged to go about dia duties". ---- COAS. 4 Likes 1 Share |
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