Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like - Jokes Etc (4)

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by SaintVico(m): 7:27pm On Jul 05, 2016

We will deal with those opposing anti-moon appearing, says PMB

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Slimflame(m): 7:28pm On Jul 05, 2016

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed[quote]gbam mr lie

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jul 05, 2016*

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by eddy4naija: 7:36pm On Jul 05, 2016

Have the APC blamed GEJ today for non-sighting of the moon?

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by mekaboy(m): 7:40pm On Jul 05, 2016*

Naira weakens against the dollar due to lack of moon -CBN

Lack of moon will not affect edo elections - INEC

Lack of moon tears senate apart - Vanguard

More Bank MD'S to be sacked due to missing moon- CBN

We will crush moon rustlers - Burutai

Nigerians must pay more if they want stable moon- Fashola.

I left the moon intact before handing over - GEJ

We will borrow moon from china- kemi adeosun.

Search Buhari's room for missing moon - Fayose

I don't have the moon - Buhari

We are vindicated by missing moon - CAN

Do no sack more staff over moon - Chris Ngige

Negotiate with the moon - Ohaneze Ndi Igbo

Porous borders responsible for missing moon - Immigration

Moon sighting followed due processes- National moon sighting commision (NMSC)

I will name those behind the moon - Buhari

500000 graduates to be trained on moon sighting - FG

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jul 05, 2016

BRING BACK OUR MOON-Obi Ezekwesili

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Lordxeer(m): 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2016

The moon has been technically sighted - Lai Muhammed

We've sold your moon - Abubakar Shekau

The perpetrators of this heinous crime (missing moon) shall be brought to justice - Nigerian police

If we can't find the moon, the moon will find us - PMB

We will use technology to fight the moon - GEJ

The moon is gone but its manhood lives on - PEJ

The moon was discovered from our region - NigerDeltans

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Teespice(f): 7:45pm On Jul 05, 2016

I have laughed to the point where my sides are aching.
hilarious.

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by LMohd(m): 7:46pm On Jul 05, 2016*

sighting the moon is no rocket science -fashola

we developed the moon -ipob/massob

we will create 10million jobs from sighting of the moon - lai mohammed

is the moon lightskinned? (no offeinse)-mrcork

10 ways to sight the moon - tosyne2much

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Donpressman(m): 7:49pm On Jul 05, 2016

Kakamorufu:
so, wetin make we give you for this observation now

Give me your brain make I help you reset am

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jul 05, 2016

dnawah:
we cannot use the same noon with the zoo-ipob

We Rightfully own the moon-Yoluba

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by nonyofor2(m): 7:53pm On Jul 05, 2016

If u want the moon come and collect it

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by HirstMOG(m): 8:00pm On Jul 05, 2016

dnawah:
we cannot use the same noon with the zoo-ipob

una power to reach moon huh

zombies make una take am easy nau!!!!

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by dnawah(m): 8:03pm On Jul 05, 2016

shogotermies:
rebel will kill you,
you don't even know the difference between the Moon and Noon..

mtcheew....

r u above mistake?all i know is my Jesus pass u.throw ur stone again and see ur life.

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Lordxeer(m): 8:07pm On Jul 05, 2016

That lie Muhammed's own is epic. "The moon has already been sighted tomorrow" haba naso una take reduce the man to a legend? Lolz

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

jahahahhahahahahahahaha.....................i still dey lafff

lai mohd no be here o

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by keniolawumi56(m): 8:15pm On Jul 05, 2016

The moon has been sighted tomorrow got me rolling. That man can lie for England

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Bondesniger(m): 8:16pm On Jul 05, 2016

Moon sighted is illegal ..........Sheriff

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Oblak(m): 8:20pm On Jul 05, 2016

Federal government discovers missing moon in one of the accounts of the opposition party. This was how the moon was transferred from UBA to Zenith bank---Sahara reporters

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by nellyelitz(m): 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2016

saintkel:
We have to be careful, dis ignorant boys from d north may see dis as blasphemy, u know d next

their fada

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jamace(m): 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2016

senatorbayor:
"We have deployed jet fighters, drones & soldiers to comb d sky for the moon. It will soon be found" - DHQ

"The moon & it's sighting resources have been squandered in d 16 years of PDP misrule" - APC

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by mrkings84(m): 8:34pm On Jul 05, 2016

What!, how can d moon not be sighted, abi na only one moon waka come??
-Patience Jonathan

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Rick9(m): 8:35pm On Jul 05, 2016

That Lai Mohammed part was funny.

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Rick9(m): 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2016

Who Moon EPP - 9ja Artistes

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by EZEBEL: 8:38pm On Jul 05, 2016*

It will not take a responsible government 6 months to put up a stable moon - fashola.

Aisha Hallib. Buhari can never go to the U.S for moon conference - fayose

I will jump over Lekki link bridge cos the moon is having affair with Tuface, donjazzy and co - Tbillz

I will ban the moon from coming to mainland - olamide.

I must manage all the moon wheather they like it or not - Jude Okoye

The hiding moon haf not allows me showcase my tru parsonal characta. - Falz

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by ameer2: 8:41pm On Jul 05, 2016

Lmao... the m00n is fantastically corrupt indeed

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Akinaukwa: 8:50pm On Jul 05, 2016

Anybody who has clues to the missing moon should report at the nearest Police Station - Police.
We are going on strike for non sighting of the moon - NLC/TUC

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Tunababa8v(m): 8:52pm On Jul 05, 2016

Any hawkers found selling around the moon will be jailed and will pay 90k for bail-Ambode

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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Iseoluwani: 8:52pm On Jul 05, 2016

Every enemies of the moon die by fire by WHO??

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Adedeji2012(m): 8:53pm On Jul 05, 2016

mohince:
If moon-sighting was a Nigerian affair, the reports would be like:

The sighting of the moon was inconclusive - INEC

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. - Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians within 10 months. - APC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow - Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo - Patrick Obahiagbon

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. - Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons - NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky - Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit

We know where the moon is but we don't want to say it. -US
HAPPY EID-EL FITRI In Advance

oh boy, no take laugh kill me oo

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jul 05, 2016

If the.moon is missing, America will know - GEJ

Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by teampregar(m): 8:56pm On Jul 05, 2016

Niger Deltans are to lazy to find the moon, the available slots in moon finding companies they have they sell it to yorubas and ibo's. - Gov. Seriake Dickson ....
Lolz.. God Bless Naija

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