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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by fuckYouSeun(m): 4:39pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this
will modify later with the rest am at work!!!!
guy your head dey there... do fast modify make I learn
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by fuckYouSeun(m): 4:42pm On Jul 11, 2016
foolinlove:
...

You want to literally be a mothafukka.

Congrats.
babe ha fa... I don reason you small ooo.... back to the matter on ground, woman wey don born pikin wey get boyfriend carry leggings and her big nyansh come intimidate her pikin boyfriend... na prick she dey find na, the thing dey scratch am
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jul 11, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
guy your head dey there... do fast modify make I learn
i tire ooooo, the guy come online reply woman comot be like say that curvysola don go poison him mind!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by vicstar(m): 4:45pm On Jul 11, 2016
myfantasies:
How fly no go support shit

baddest!! gringrin
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by fuckYouSeun(m): 4:46pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:


wetin dey do this one? abeg comot here! when girls dey go after person papa, who talk? una go dey form holy! can you swear that you have never dated an old man?
bloody hypocrites na im dem girls be
curvysola:

David am really disappointed! for you to understand him and even try to guide him, am sure that u have done that before!!!
honestly its even irritating to think off! what is wrong with you men?
after una don phuck una papa finish, abeg swerve
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by fuckYouSeun(m): 4:48pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:

i tire ooooo, the guy come online reply woman comot be like say that curvysola don go poison him mind!
the guy na woman wrapper jaree... no mind am
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jul 11, 2016
Imhandsome:
oga op.. I hail ooo... abeg u fit reason me d woman number?


ehen ... and guy ..b kful of wah u say here oo... d moda or Ur babe fit dey here ...


come collect am, i dey borno state! abeg hurry
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by curvysola(f): 4:51pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


oh common!
its a forum!
maybe he wants to marry her! who knows

DONT TALK TO ME!!!!!!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by curvysola(f): 4:53pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:

i tire ooooo, the guy come online reply woman comot be like say that curvysola don go poison him mind!

whats my business with you? saw someone i care abt doing something wrong and i advised him, your mates are going after young women, ure going after old women
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by fuckYouSeun(m): 4:53pm On Jul 11, 2016
curvysola:


DONT TALK TO ME!!!!!!
you don show yourself too much for this thread ooo... you resemble runs babe sef, that your nyansh go fine for doggy, if the thing dey scratch you, pm me

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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by curvysola(f): 4:54pm On Jul 11, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
bloody hypocrites na im dem girls be
after una don phuck una papa finish, abeg swerve

Do you know me? please stop saying what you dont know
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by HDee(m): 4:55pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:
went to see my boo yesterday, her mum and dad are no longer together for years now! i dey palor dey chill thats how her mum entered, oboy she make sense! This was the first time i was going to my gf house so i have never seen her mum before, but i just bone! later na the woman come wear leggings come outside with polo top SEE YANSH, na so i lose interest for my gf body oo, now eh i don collect the woman number! i dey reason to run matters, wetin una think BAD GUYS SHOW ME ROAD, cause i no fit remove the tot of the woman BIG YANSH FROM MY MIND

Oboy!
Be careful o

No fuck_ away your destiny.
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by curvysola(f): 4:56pm On Jul 11, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
you don show yourself too much for this thread ooo... you resemble runs babe sef, that your nyansh go fine for doggy, if the thing dey scratch you, pm me

awww all you can and will ever be able to do is admire and talk trash!

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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:56pm On Jul 11, 2016
myfantasies:
How fly no go support shit
hi...

U beautiful smiley
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by fuckYouSeun(m): 4:57pm On Jul 11, 2016
curvysola:


Do you know me? please stop saying what you dont know
my prick is big enough to drill your bore hole... after me, you'll never go for dem old niggas again... your ass is making me go gaga, chai!!! doggy go sweet o babe you gather

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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by fuckYouSeun(m): 5:00pm On Jul 11, 2016
curvysola:


awww all you can and will ever be able to do is admire and talk trash!
Sasha fierce... I like them fierce, the more fiesty, the more wet and deep, e go dey pour like cream
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:
went to see my boo yesterday, her mum and dad are no longer together for years now! i dey palor dey chill thats how her mum entered, oboy she make sense! This was the first time i was going to my gf house so i have never seen her mum before, but i just bone! later na the woman come wear leggings come outside with polo top SEE YANSH, na so i lose interest for my gf body oo, now eh i don collect the woman number! i dey reason to run matters, wetin una think BAD GUYS SHOW ME ROAD, cause i no fit remove the tot of the woman BIG YANSH FROM MY MIND
see ur life outside ooo... Better face ur babe and quit her mom... That place is full of destruction!


Anyway, if u decide to be stubborn and u go ahead to eat the fruit, I'll be waiting for u to cry back to Nairaland trust me...

After all, na stubborn fly dey follow dead body enter grave. Be warned!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:

i tire ooooo, the guy come online reply woman comot be like say that curvysola don go poison him mind!
i will modify it now!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by tuk2ato(m): 5:02pm On Jul 11, 2016
Why you blow the guy's cover now undecided
curvysola:

David am really disappointed! for you to understand him and even try to guide him, am sure that u have done that before!!!
honestly its even irritating to think off! what is wrong with you men?
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:

i will modify it now!
alright boss man, make i dey refresh my browser, correct man!!!!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by myfantasies(f): 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2016
Dab2mydick:
hi...

U beautiful smiley

Tanks for the compliment dear

Nd i luv ur moniker, it's pleasing to the ears wink wink
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by myfantasies(f): 5:09pm On Jul 11, 2016
vicstar:



baddest!! gringrin
Wats up wink
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by myfantasies(f): 5:11pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:

seriously so someone wants to do something its wrong for me to help!
what if he wants to marry her?
Marry indeed

Infact i dey suspect u cool cool

Just know i got my eyes on u angry
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by vicstar(m): 5:12pm On Jul 11, 2016
myfantasies:
Wats up wink

hey! Am cool haven't seen yo post in a while, hope u're good?
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jul 11, 2016
myfantasies:
Tanks for the compliment dear

Nd i luv ur moniker, it's pleasing to the ears wink wink
mmmm... U know wats up grin


Won't be bad if u lemme teach u how to dab dear mi..

I mean, dats if u don't mind wink grin
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Imhandsome: 5:18pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:

come collect am, i dey borno state! abeg hurry
shey na sambisa?
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this

[b] now you need to put the tot in her head and allow her to get comfortable with it. matured women are very mindful of shame, so when you take her out dont hide or act ashamed make her feel as if she is ur woman! allow her to question your intentions and correct them herself (noo he is my daughters bf) in her mind and gradually get comfortable with the idea of you and her being together
now you need an awkward moment with her to trigger ur target, lets me just take it that she doesn't drink( will have be easier if she does)
when she is in ur car tell her to please change the the track of the cd playing, now since ure close to her that request shouldn't be weird
when she places her hand on the radio to change it quickly place ur hands on hers form teasing her that she doesn't know how to do it! place ur hand on hers on the radio and allow it to linger for some seconds!
if you dont have a car, you guys are friends take her for a walk at the beach then hold her hand! if she relaxes and doesn't take away her hand
congratulation you have won her! [/b]


bros i bow to you! honestly eh, you too much, but remain, bedding her na? u don try for me just help me abeg thanks
i greet you again
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by myfantasies(f): 5:30pm On Jul 11, 2016
Dab2mydick:
mmmm... U know wats up grin


Won't be bad if u lemme teach u how to dab dear mi..

I mean, dats if u don't mind wink grin
I don't need anyone to teach me how to dab

I can do just fine on my own
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2016
myfantasies:
Marry indeed

Infact i dey suspect u cool cool

Just know i got my eyes on u angry

small yansh!!!!!

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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by myfantasies(f): 5:35pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


small yansh!!!!!

Lwkmd grin grin

Where r u running to

Na u insult na u run

Hold on let me check my ass.. ..

Yeah d ass is right dere, just d way u wish ur woman own is wink

I ain't bragging
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 11, 2016
myfantasies:
I don't need anyone to teach me how to dab

I can do just fine on my own
ok dear mi...


I like ur moniker... See there are many fantasies u would wanna explore right

I could do some help grin
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by BlackOnassis(m): 5:38pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:
went to see my boo yesterday, her mum and dad are no longer together for years now! i dey palor dey chill thats how her mum entered, oboy she make sense! This was the first time i was going to my gf house so i have never seen her mum before, but i just bone! later na the woman come wear leggings come outside with polo top SEE YANSH, na so i lose interest for my gf body oo, now eh i don collect the woman number! i dey reason to run matters, wetin una think BAD GUYS SHOW ME ROAD, cause i no fit remove the tot of the woman BIG YANSH FROM MY MIND

look at u, mtsheew. once your GF pop out 2 kids, u will see how her ass will expand like bread wey fall inside water grin grin impregnate that girl quick quick.

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