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me and ma guy TOM were on a CRUISE when he told me about our new MISSION, i said it was IMPOSSIBLE but he said it was gonna be a piece of cake since we were gonna be using the GHOST PROTOCOL.....

My chemistry teacher told me; bye, see you in the market tomorrow for practicals, and i obeyed.

* scientist gerrit?! *
PS: 'buy C U' (cuprum: scientific name for an element named Copper)

I'll come mend this THREAD for fun, it is SEW-entertaining.


* tailors, gerrit?! *

PS: commend / so

ultimatelaron:
Like the papers, I rep The Nation with Punchlines, I'm The Guardian of puns, I eat The Sun like lunch time.

U are PUNCHed, how dear u say u eat THE SUN,whn Ultimately Blackeard is the SON of pun, you, jst a mere GUARDIAN of pun. THE NATION must carry dis

The best delicacy in South France is SNAIL. Why? Because they can't stand FAST foods.

Ronaldo steadily does Hat-tricks. Guess he's Magician

I just read a book today "How to get rich quick" by robin Banks

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and then it hit me


I was wondering how lightening worked and then it struck me.

I came home to meet my door ajar. I was confused because when I left, it was definitely a door

My grades most semester were wet, they were before C-level

The butcher backed a little into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

I don't make jest of my dwarf friends, they look up to me

Before the miltants attacked us on our boat, i suspected there was something FISHING.

Blackeard:
I'm the kind of school dean that won't allow u go for your siwes after celebrating your birthday...just to let u know that you can't eat your CAKE and have I.T

BENIN BOYS BUY BENIN BREAD BECAUSE BENIN BREAD BRINGS BETTER LIFE..
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GOD MADE MAN ,MADE MONEY ,MONEY MADE MAMA MARY MARRY MAD MAN

The way nkechi's Samsung GALAXY accesses MY SPACE on her phone, is simply out of this WORLD.

i got h-IT by last night by a blue car.....never knew ma girl was that good... you grab??

eosigwe:
I HOSPITALIZE those who ask too many QUESTION. A WARD is enough for the WHY'S

borrowed

If i drop, y'all wud applaud me instead for u to pick me up...

I bet u dnt no wot is at stake
Most of u were not around in 1960, the winner was awarded a golden coin nd twasnt in naira



Dose dat stake on betin sites wud understand dz....

Washing dishes can be very draining

ceeSleek:
I'll come mend this THREAD for fun, it is SEW-entertaining.


* tailors, gerrit?! *

PS: commend / so

You really SEAM STRESSED. You don't NEEDLE do this.

ceeSleek:
My chemistry teacher told me; bye, see you in the market tomorrow for practicals, and i obeyed.

* scientist gerrit?! *
PS: 'buy C U' (cuprum: scientific name for an element named Copper)

This is the 6TH time! Do not over HEXplain puns.

I've been trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's so hard

Boko haram terrorists may be stubborn but if Naija soldiers keep blowing off their LEGS, the fools will turn repentant and eventually drop their ARMS.
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lol

My illiterate maid wouldn't drink Nescafe. She said it's not her "cup of tea"
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lol

Ruggedman once told a joke about the former VICE PRESIDENT not coming early to a conference but at the end of the day he gave an "ATIKU-LATE" speech.
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lol

Pun gears me up.

The SWEAT is vry SWEAT to extent dat I TWEET my TWEET no more.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Mods changed ERËCTION to Attention. Lol. Take note.

Loool

Hmmmmmmmm!
The FINE ppl in d house must pay FINE for coming late.

wenzi:
BENIN BOYS BUY BENIN BREAD BECAUSE BENIN BREAD BRINGS BETTER LIFE..
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GOD MADE MAN ,MADE MONEY ,MONEY MADE MAMA MARY MARRY MAD MAN

What you have here isn't pun. It's alliteration.

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Evilflye:
I've been trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's so hard

Use your head bro..

PiccoloBrunelli:
This is the 6TH time! Do not over HEXplain puns.

i need to over explain, because some people are so LEFT with their reasoning, they need to get this RIGHT.




* Brain neurologist gerrit?! *

mistytohcute:
my calculator is broken, it was divided in half

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Haha. By a higher calculator then!

Koats14:
The best delicacy in South France is SNAIL. Why? Because they can't stand FAST foods.

Wasn't it in the SOUTH OF FRANCE the terrorist attack took place, the weirdo with the big van? I mean is that NICE?

**Can anyone dig this?

PiccoloBrunelli:
You really SEAM STRESSED. You don't NEEDLE do this.

if you say SEW, i'll still THREAD the path i need dude.

PS: so/part/needled

[quote author=ceeSleek post=47755462]I'll come mend this THREAD for fun, it is SEW-entertaining.


* tailors, gerrit?! *

U SEAM to hav a talent 4 WEAVIN puns