The song, 'Pray for me' ,when i heard it made me cry; Dare art alade sure knows his ONION.


* you dig? *

Justina, Just head the balls.... #lewd

empires are built on power

your girl is my biggest fan, windmill nigga

ceeSleek:


i need to over explain, because some people are so LEFT with their reasoning, they need to get this RIGHT.

* Brain neurologist gerrit?! *

bro when you ex-PLANE your puns, they won't FLY.

pau pogba is set to be a man united player. no typo. real madrid aLready took the l

denniece1:
People say my puns are AVERAGE but that's just MEAN

Guy you are good

bujudwele:
your girl is my biggest fan, windmill nigga

Better but lewd
Your girl is my biggest fan she blows me when i'm hot

ceeSleek:
if you say SEW, i'll still THREAD the path i need dude.

PS: so/part/needled

Can you really step into his SHOES, he STRINGS out good puns out of KNOTTING

Eke40seven:

Can you really step into his SHOES, he STRINGS out good puns out of KNOTTING

He doesn't need his SHOES to step in, he already has his CANVAS to PAINT

Eke40seven:

Wasn't it in the SOUTH OF FRANCE the terrorist attack took place, the weirdo with the big van? I mean is that NICE?

**Can anyone dig this?

The media are just sick.... there's nothing Nice about a terrorist killing people with a truck in France. They keep calling it the NICE ATTACK.

If people look down at you and try to ride you all the time check yourself you just might be an asss.

Ever wondered why the golden state warriors final Lost to claveland caveliers smell so bad??
Because the chef "stephen" forgot to add "curry".

David loves pizza like he's a goat. E no dey take eye see am

My girl asked me to put myself in her shoes and I told her I Wear size 42

No its not. I heard about it too. I thought it was In Seine

Eke40seven:

Wasn't it in the SOUTH OF FRANCE the terrorist attack took place, the weirdo with the big van? I mean is that NICE?

**Can anyone dig this?

I used to be a kleptomaniac but I took something for it.

Eke40seven good to see you're keeping the Torch Burning.

The cockroach watched the man roll up the newspaper, wondering how he'd be able to read it that way, then it hit him.

Evilflye:
The cockroach watched the man roll up the newspaper, wondering how he'd be able to read it that way, then it hit him.

Lmao. Nice!!

Eke40seven:


Nice one! puns about car
Here is mine.

Why is everyone in that family moving equally fast?
They are in one ACCORD.

you dig?

Oh, plant puns? Here's acorny one;

If a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, does that mean it doesn't matter what you cauliflower?

I found a few grey hairs this morning, I nearly dyed!

Eke40seven:

Wow! My thread made front page after a year and 6 months of being left unnoticed. Never give up, just keep doing what you do best and one day.....just one day...

Wow! @Eke40seven, after much developments your thread has become A 'real front-page broker'.

As a LAWMA agent, i was only interested in her large WASTE from her BACKYARD.
#Lewd hope u gediz?

She went NUT from the way i SCREWED her.
#lewd

Nigerian politicians so desperate about governing from a presidential CHAIR, actually all they are after is the SEAT.

* deceit, gerrit?! *

Some niggazz puns are so LAME, no wonder they can't walk in my SHOES. #i'm not trying to be arrogant but i MEAN it. *pun is all about creativity, and not a child's play*

What's the difference between an Arsonist and Arsene Wenger? Ans: an Arsonist won't throw away vital MATCHES

What's the difference between an Arsonist and Arsene Wenger? Ans: an Arsonist won't lose his vital MATCHES

Eke40seven:

Wasn't it in the SOUTH OF FRANCE the terrorist attack took place, the weirdo with the big van? I mean is that NICE?

**Can anyone dig this?

Nice, a popular city/town in France

Blackeard:
No its not. I heard about it too. I thought it was In Seine

Evilflye:

The media are just sick.... there's nothing Nice about a terrorist killing people with a truck in France. They keep calling it the NICE ATTACK.

All the attackers deserve 24 strokes of the CAEN..

*gerrit?*