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**** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:34pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
fellow romancelanders I want u to understand that this thread is not created to insult d ladies.............* fast forward* [b] as a young graduate waiting for nysc mobilization I spend most of my time online ( trolling nairaland and online business* fiverr*, I met dis pretty lady on Facebook and we got talking, though she was dis hard to get type of babe but as a sharp guy I had my way of melting her. she declined wen I asked to see her and take her out, I also tried convincing her to meet in my place but all to no avail, later after much sweet words and care she agreed to c me only if I could come visiting in her hostel, to which I eagerly obliged. * fast forward* last week Sunday I called her dat I will b visiting and she sent her address and included I buy her a gift wen coming. I got dressed and was set for her place. I couldn't get a beta gift as it was a Sunday and most shop didn't open but I decided to get her 3 big life catfish ( as I know ladies love for sharwama). I arrived her hostel and put a cal 2ru to her, shortly she came out and welcomed me cheerfully ( probably cos she noticed I came with a car), we got in and I met 2 of her friends of which they all greeted me quite well, after few minutes of gisting she asked for her gift and I presented d fish to her, but instead of appreciation I noticed a straight look on her face ( was she expecting diamond or a bentely?) after showing it to her friends naso dis insults started, dey insulted me as if it was a scripted play, I was so annoyed nd I left embarrassed as they even went as far as throwing d fish outside into dirt 2ru d window. I got home dissapointed but fortunately for me and unfortunately for her I forgot my glasses dia and had to return abt an hour later to retrieve it, I got back to d door, knocked once, twice, and got no response den I helped myself into d room as it wasn't locked, I met d greatest surprise of my life as I entered. those girls were busy fighting over gaari and d fish I had earlier bought ( I was perplexed) they were so shocked to see me return and were dumbfounded. I walked in, took my lens, shaked my head and bolted away. [/b] my question z y do "most" people always form even wen dey meet someone wu can help dia situation? cc mizzbouqui trapqueen77 curvysola erniesmallzz ilegend pretthythicksme suzan404 berlyn mhisbliss twaci laveda refiner emperorlee kinginvahala lordscent iykekevins bigassgrace prestigeryhme cutehector windupmerchant fabulocity tohpahz vicstar 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by emmyid(m): 2:36pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
lol...Dude wants an answer. But what else do U want to me to tell you, are you not a Nigerian, is dat your first experience with a naija gal, don't you kno they are bunch of 'formers' and wannabe? They are so fake like they wer all made in China. Bro get use to them. Tanx **modified** 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:38pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
emmyid: does dat answer d question? 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by D34lw4p(m): 2:44pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Lolz, cant stop laughing! I dont know why some people cant just be themselves, madness! |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by Section8(m): 2:47pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
LMAO!!! She prolly thougth the fish made her look local,cheap or sumthing, Who understands women sef? But you sef 3 catfishes You try abeg!! Me na 100 recharge card I go give her 3 Likes |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:51pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Section8: edakun e EPP Mi na her packaging deceive me 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by Nobody: 2:53pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
I dunno y but Tats not my attitude.. I personally don't like any presents... But when it's there, I never reject it coz I know how much they chose and prepared tat for me At least now, u know wat kind of girl u been wooing... |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:54pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
emmyid: I tire oô, d gift cost me #1500 honestly I felt like spitting on d fish wen I saw dem eating it |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:55pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: tnx dear dats y I said "most" not all. |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by Section8(m): 2:56pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZY:Na olosho dey package pass. The way some women pretend these days and with all the fakery going about, I am really scared about the future. |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by ErnieSmallzz(f): 2:57pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
[b]lol #ayamSPEECHLESS[b] |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by mizzbouqui(f): 2:58pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
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Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by cruzita(f): 3:02pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
ewooooo!!!!! |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by Nobody: 3:03pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Lwkmd.. Dem babes wan play bad guys maga since 1960 |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:05pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz: y wouldn't you, its not a controversial thread. z it? |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by kelechi50: 3:05pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
That's why the man of God said No toasting and No marriage for unemployed man &woman and your here ranting because of catfish |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:11pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
kelechi50: DAT isn't ranting Mr saint, its a question now tell me wen last u donated 1500 for charity or gerarahia 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by ErnieSmallzz(f): 3:17pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZY:so u af turn me to Amebo abi? |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:19pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz: turn u khe, I tot its in ur blood |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by ErnieSmallzz(f): 3:26pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZY:maybe,maybe not , |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by promqueen247(f): 3:43pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
HAHaha, forming gone wrong. Sometime forming doesn't mean you uptight around the opposite sex, you just being conscious and observing due etiquette prior to gender role. But then again, them fight over fish got me laughing real hard. |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:47pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
promqueen247: trust me if u witness d scene u go pee for pant |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 5:10pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
D34lw4p: lol I tell u dia z hunger in d land oo 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by firstking01(m): 6:09pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZY:Why you sef go buy fish give girl , instead you would 've taken her to that fish joint to eat the fish there...you fall hands mehn. |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 6:12pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
firstking01: sory wat tribe re u? do u eat life fish? |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by Nobody: 7:12pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Lol..u just make me remember my frnd back in sch we neva high finish him dey rsn fried rice n chicken with bowl of ice cream for him new babe, okay nw we cut d drinking make him go gv d babe oo on getting there nw we drop d thingz n moved out to cntnu drinking..so baby think say men go tey na she invite another guy oo. Unfortunately when they want start enjoyment na him we come back see them,trust us na we entered d room with our muddy shoes my guy begin use the things he bought play ball inside d room me just stand on guard by d door laff nearly kill me cos my guy lanky n he come wear timbs dey march everything while d babe n her other guy just dey look n i dey laff anyhw...bros next time pass d centre n march on d food..lols |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by ronald4lif(m): 7:26pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by meshi1990(m): 7:46pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
How cum no one else noticed d OP was plainly lying? 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:46pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
dairykidd: bro dia won't even be a next time 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:47pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
ronald4lif: do u use close up or oral B? 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:48pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
meshi1990: y wouldn't u notice I was lying, of course u re d only one whose Brian z on recess here 1 Like |
Re: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by PRESTIGERYHME(f): 6:03am On Aug 04, 2016 |
hehehehe.......formin gone wrong OP. not all bae form and I will advice u to ask a lady wat she wants for a gift b4presentin any I'm not really a big fan of gifts, buh wen a guy gets me one, I assume he treasure n sees it damn fit b4presentin it OP, SORRY OOO TRY D NEXT BAE 1 Like |
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