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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by sleamzy06(m): 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2016

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 04, 2016

annnikky:
Hw na

Its in the eyes of the Vaseline holder grin

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 9:58pm On Aug 04, 2016

crotonite:
u sabi free hand style i wan learn am.

bruh I no sabi freestyle o na play abeg

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 04, 2016

crotonite:
i hv tried it once, and i can proudly tell you that is the best orgassm i hv ever had. u can give it a try if u don't mind. mind u, it can be addictive

Nah I'll pass

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by jamalnation(m): 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Pics or adonbilivit

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by ayanbaba2(m): 10:20pm On Aug 04, 2016

Delicious22:
CALL TO GLORY

With deep sense of loss and a total submission to the will of God, we the Vasline crew regret to announce the untimely death of our illustrious brother, boyfriend and member Mr. Christopher Harrold, which sad event occurred two days ago after trying to use his normal satisfaction cream.

Burial Arrangements

Friday 5th August, corpse leave the England mortuary to his home town No, 15, vaseline street for a lying in state and interment follows immediately.

Sleep on Christopher till will meet to part no more.

Fondly remembered by his stingy girlfriend his crew.

O boy!

Your case will be visited next by our "working Prexy"

Please am in need of the stingy girlfriend. Thanks in advance!

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Delicious22: 10:38pm On Aug 04, 2016

ayanbaba2:
O boy!

Your case will be visited next by our "working Prexy"

Please am in need of the stingy girlfriend. Thanks in advance!

Ask uncle lalasticlala grin

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by annnikky(op): 10:41pm On Aug 04, 2016

chojo3000:
Its in the eyes of the Vaseline holder

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 04, 2016

sleamzy06:
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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Gbemiie: 12:10am On Aug 05, 2016

smh

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by rudestmcblaze: 2:00am On Aug 05, 2016

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

I have only three words for you "You need Jesus"

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 5:24am On Aug 05, 2016

chojo3000:
bruh I no sabi freestyle o na play abeg

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by annnikky(op): 7:21am On Aug 05, 2016

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

Reall? So hw do u intend pregnanting ur wife in future if she dnt mensturate huh

Even u that came in to this world, hw did u do d@? Did u came out of d blues or from heaven down to earth? undecided

Bruhs tink joor undecided

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by jtwest(m): 8:18am On Aug 05, 2016

;Dhehehehehehe now I'll see what he will tell angel Gabriel; he'll be like 'No sir! I was just combing my pubic hair'

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Rozaystunna(m): 8:20am On Aug 05, 2016

patwhizkid:
Vaseline crew, coman see

OK Naa ll you na gimme puna undecided

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Kelly2713(m): 10:56am On Aug 05, 2016

phisure of Christopher hanging or idontbelievit

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by jesuspikinjp(m): 11:06am On Aug 05, 2016

he must have je.ked the last milk in his system off.....say No jk off

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by 3Div: 11:07am On Aug 05, 2016

Probably orgasmed to death.

What a shame.

Where did you dig this up Annnikky

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by annnikky(op): 11:38am On Aug 05, 2016

3Div:
Probably orgasmed to death.

What a shame.

Where did you dig this up Annnikky

Check d link there n u'll c it undecided

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by ejimoforcharles: 11:45am On Aug 05, 2016

may God rescue his people from bondage end time at hand.

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Ruchidera(f): 2:47pm On Aug 05, 2016

Weird!

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Sijo01(f): 2:47pm On Aug 05, 2016

No pictures huh

I don't believe this.

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 2:48pm On Aug 05, 2016

Xtracoool:
1000 ways to die: Konji-cuted

But seriously, who knows how many rejections he might have suffered from girls. Girls are wicked

On the other hand, why would he wanna cum while suffocating?

RIP to him tho

Maybe he's into kinky bdsm bullshit

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by ouzo1(m): 2:48pm On Aug 05, 2016

Some old zombies will soon come and blame fayose for this too...RIP bro

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Panzerfaust(m): 2:50pm On Aug 05, 2016

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

Are you daft?

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by PerkyJeggs(m): 2:52pm On Aug 05, 2016

Panzerfaust:
Are you daft?

It is obvious bro...

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dickoflife(m): 2:53pm On Aug 05, 2016

He needs to come for classes. I can tutor hom on the proper manner to go about such.

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by mosope123(m): 2:54pm On Aug 05, 2016

the guy needs a chill-piil but anyways may his soul rest in peace!!![color=#006600][/color]

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Arijude(m): 2:55pm On Aug 05, 2016

The guy probably died from vigorous hypertensive solo orgasm. Rip mehn.

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by donigspain(m): 2:55pm On Aug 05, 2016

[size=18pt]He took matters into his own hands.[/size] grin

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by PerkyJeggs(m): 2:56pm On Aug 05, 2016

dickoflife:
He needs to come for classes. I can tutor hom on the proper manner to go about such.

Person wey don die. uhn?

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