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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by mattmogan88: 6:32pm On Aug 05, 2016

dat masturbation eeh

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Theoritical(m): 6:46pm On Aug 05, 2016

Lexzytee:
Wetin be end tym laptop there na

end time comment' end time Lexzytee

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 7:02pm On Aug 05, 2016

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

.
.re u a product of multiple sperms from different rapists? How can u say such a stupid thing?

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by doll912(f): 8:13pm On Aug 05, 2016

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

What's this one saying now?

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by mirakuru(m): 8:14pm On Aug 05, 2016

Maski87:
Please how does maturation destroy the brain this is careless talk

the same way it killed the young man..and this is a silly question.

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by youngest85(m): 8:18pm On Aug 05, 2016

Chai! I need to stop ds tin o!

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dam007(m): 8:23pm On Aug 05, 2016

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

Edakun!! Wia is the sense in what this oga is sayin!? cheesy

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dam007(m): 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2016

annnikky:
Reall? So hw do u intend pregnanting ur wife in future if she dnt mensturate Even u that came in to this world, hw did u do d@? Did u came out of d blues or from heaven down to earth?

Bruhs tink joor

wholllup whhooolluup whoolup!! Just wholllup .. cheesy

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dam007(m): 8:42pm On Aug 05, 2016

Akalia:
MASTURBATION! If you enjoy it click 'like' and if you disdain it click 'share'. Let's be real please.

#FAIL!!

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Maski87: 8:44pm On Aug 05, 2016

mirakuru:
the same way it killed the young man..and this is a silly question.

You have no proof since there is no autopsy report,masturbation alone is incapable of causing death
#careless talk

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 9:03pm On Aug 05, 2016

evy1:
Girls don finish abi?

me lack the liver.

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by justuce(m): 9:13pm On Aug 05, 2016

[just lost one of our Vaseline crew so sadí ½í¸¥í ½í¸¢

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by erimmy(m): 9:23pm On Aug 05, 2016

pedrilo:
hmmm he died in active service

Sorry bro. thou diest in active service

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by annnikky(op): 9:46pm On Aug 05, 2016

dam007:
wholllup whhooolluup whoolup!! Just wholllup ..

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by lucasnas(m): 9:51pm On Aug 05, 2016

Delicious22:
CALL TO GLORY

With deep sense of loss and a total submission to the will of God, we the Vasline crew regret to announce the untimely death of our illustrious brother, boyfriend and member Mr. Christopher Harrold, which sad event occurred two days ago after trying to use his normal satisfaction cream.

Burial Arrangements

Friday 5th August, corpse leave the England mortuary to his home town No, 15, vaseline street for a lying in state and interment follows immediately.

Sleep on Christopher till will meet to part no more.

Fondly remembered by his stingy girlfriend his crew.

Lol....Konji is not a respecter of person

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by macaranta(m): 10:00pm On Aug 05, 2016

Eya

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 10:09pm On Aug 05, 2016

patwhizkid:
Vaseline crew, coman see

candle crew tongue

patwhizkid:
Vaseline crew, coman see

candle crew

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Kabir2Mohammad(m): 10:23pm On Aug 05, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Pics or adonbilivit

Pic of the corpse or what?

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by oaroloye(m): 10:28pm On Aug 05, 2016

Shalom!

Oyinbos keep SAYING that people experience heightened sexual arousal from strangulation.

I do not believe them, because I am not an idiot.

WHY also, would one NEED that much pleasure...?

The Oyinbos call this breed of suegbe: "DARWIN AWARD WINNERS!"

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by oaroloye(m): 10:31pm On Aug 05, 2016

Maski87:
You have no proof since there is no autopsy report,masturbation alone is incapable of causing death
#careless talk

The cause of death was SELF-STRANGULATION in the process of masturbation.

It is an Oyinbo thing.

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Coolgent(m): 11:34pm On Aug 05, 2016

Warning to all Vaseline crew

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Stallione(m): 11:53pm On Aug 05, 2016

annnikky:
Hw na

annnicky abeg let me masturbate with ur dp small ojare!! angry

annnikky:
Hw na

annnicky abeg let me masturbate with ur dp small ojare!!

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by femo86(m): 12:13am On Aug 06, 2016

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

Chai......see as I dey think and view am.......

Inyama...Iranu abasha undecided

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Maski87: 12:46am On Aug 06, 2016

oaroloye:
The cause of death was SELF-STRANGULATION in the process of masturbation.

It is an Oyinbo thing.

That is suicide,the key word is (self strangulation) he strangled himself masturbation did not strangle him

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by ChuxMyk(m): 1:24am On Aug 06, 2016

Stormyweather:
issorait shebi konji have killed him now? girls will be happy.

Lmao. And what were they supposed to do. Lol

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dickoflife(m): 2:48am On Aug 06, 2016

I got Jesus, i got jesus (lyrics).. grin

PerkyJeggs:
Seriously? What can I say bruh,
You need Jesus

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dickoflife(m): 2:49am On Aug 06, 2016

Coolgent:
Warning to all Vaseline crew

keep quiet there. We are in good business. Abeg if you needto join vaseline crew sign up with our national secretary anniky

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dilini(m): 5:50am On Aug 06, 2016

I talk am! What this masturbating will cause ehn! And he even went ahead to strangle himself in order to get relieved... shocked

Who does that?

I guess he was enjoying it with some unseen spirits that lured him to doing such.. the end? To HELL dude!

My 2cents sha....

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by MrCork: 5:55am On Aug 06, 2016

annnikky:
https://www.naij.com/914934-student-dies-in-front-of-laptop.html

. WOW...annnikky..so u made boy die of massstubation by postin him yor naaaaaked picture...abi?...sweeeery do u resliace u a sinner and u can go to hell??...shame on You!! ((REAL TALK)) undecided

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by MrCork: 5:57am On Aug 06, 2016

annnikky:
https://www.naij.com/914934-student-dies-in-front-of-laptop.html

^^^this exaccctly y we dont near black women hear in London..they r bad news..we prefa white women!!(no ofeinse) angry

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by annnikky(op): 7:03am On Aug 06, 2016

MrCork:
^^^this exaccctly y we dont near black women hear in London..they r bad news..we prefa white women!!(no ofeinse)

Hmmmmm.... N wat is d offence of black women here now?

Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by annnikky(op): 7:06am On Aug 06, 2016

MrCork:
. WOW...annnikky..so u made boy die of massstubation by postin him yor naaaaaked picture...abi?...sweeeery do u resliace u a sinner and u can go to hell??...shame on You!! ((REAL TALK))

Did he died in this 9ja mr cork or did he told u i did that huh

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