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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dam007(m): 4:59pm On Aug 07, 2016
kuchikau:
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D sense is dere but u obviously lack it.

So Bleep off my mention..
oh.. And it took you that long? I can see why you posted such incoherent comment now! All these silly boys with phones.. Just face your books! Or better still get some books coz apparently you don't own any! If you did, you'd have at least written something comprehensible. Happy Sunday
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:01pm On Aug 07, 2016
Sacluxpaint:

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.re u a product of multiple sperms from different rapists? How can u say such a stupid thing?
..notin stupid about my post except you.

Waste of conception.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:01pm On Aug 07, 2016
Sacluxpaint:

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.re u a product of multiple sperms from different rapists? How can u say such a stupid thing?
..notin stupid about my post except you.

Waste of conception..
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:02pm On Aug 07, 2016
AlphaCentauri:
dayum nigga
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Same to you.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:04pm On Aug 07, 2016
Fizzie87:
. Meaning ??
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Do u menstruate?
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:06pm On Aug 07, 2016
Fizzie87:
. Meaning ??
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Do blood come out of ur TOTO?
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:09pm On Aug 07, 2016
nell2:
Gosh!!! Wasted spermatozoa
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Product of multiple rape.
I regret not using condom on ur harlot mother.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:10pm On Aug 07, 2016
khalhokage:


So you hate your mother? ok.
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There is fredom of speech but fredom after speech i cannot guarrantee
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:12pm On Aug 07, 2016
FILEBE:
A

Which kain talk be this? How e take concern the matter for ground? What is wrong with u? Infact....
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U sound like a product of multiple rape.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:15pm On Aug 07, 2016
dam007:
oh.. And it took you that long? I can see why you posted such incoherent comment now! All these silly boys with phones.. Just face your books! Or better still get some books coz apparently you don't own any! If you did, you'd have at least written something comprehensible. Happy Sunday
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Nigerians and didobiedence.

I instructed dat u Bleep off my mention. You product of wedlock.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:23pm On Aug 07, 2016
Hakeem3:


woah...* u gat no chills brov.. but remember you have a sister and even if you dont then you sure have a mum..think about it lipsrsealed
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Will comment later...am untop a girl now.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:25pm On Aug 07, 2016
DTRUMPER:


...am saying why forming sophisticated with bloodflowing big TOTO.?
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:26pm On Aug 07, 2016
Panzerfaust:
Are you daft?
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I regret using condom on your mother.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:34pm On Aug 07, 2016
annnikky:

Reall? So hw do u intend pregnanting ur wife in future if she dnt mensturate Even u that came in to this world, hw did u do d@? Did u came out of d blues or from heaven down to earth? undecided undecided

Bruhs tink joor undecided undecided undecided

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Nice post.
Ovulation precedes menturation. Wen sperm met the ovary, menturation is prevented.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:37pm On Aug 07, 2016
rudestmcblaze:
I have only three words for you "You need Jesus"
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Jesus i have. But sense u need
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 5:39pm On Aug 07, 2016
Goldmaxx:
dis guy na werey,someone dash him some brain
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U sound like one who licks menstrual blood.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by dam007(m): 5:56pm On Aug 07, 2016
kuchikau:
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Nigerians and didobiedence.

I instructed dat u Bleep off my mention. You product of wedlock.
you either have a serious problem with English or there's something fundamentally wrong with your thinking faculty! Why are you finding it this hard to make sense? Wait, do you stutter in real life? Because I honestly don't want to believe you've come this far in life and still find it so hard to communicate! It's just inexcusable..

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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by annnikky(f): 6:01pm On Aug 07, 2016
kuchikau:
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Nice post.
Ovulation precedes menturation. Wen sperm met the ovary, menturation is prevented.


Hmmmmm... Finally smiley
I was thinking maybe if u bleep ur bae she will conceive without ovulating undecided u know wat i mean(no offense) cheesy
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 6:09pm On Aug 07, 2016
jtwest:
;Dhehehehehehe now I'll see what he will tell angel Gabriel; he'll be like 'No sir! I was just combing my pubic hair'
hhahahahahahahah angry grin
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by nell2: 7:24pm On Aug 07, 2016
kuchikau:
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i am a Product of multiple rape.
I regret not using condom on my harlot mother.
ok noted. grow up kiddo.even your harlot mother and sister menstruates. remember you are born out that smelly totoo. spoilt brat. I bet you are not up to 18 for making this kind of comment. or maybe you are not popular and you want nairalanders to notice ur flat asss. well you 've been noticed. you can crawl back to ur shitty hole.jackass
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by komzyb(f): 9:34pm On Aug 07, 2016
Xtracoool:
1000 ways to die: Konji-cuted

But seriously, who knows how many rejections he might have suffered from girls. Girls are wicked angry

On the other hand, why would he wanna cum while suffocating? undecided undecided

RIP to him tho embarassed
lol@ konji-cuted, the one i saw was mastur-bitten, the dude was bitten by a scorpion
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by rudestmcblaze: 11:20pm On Aug 07, 2016
kuchikau:
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Jesus i have. But sense u need
I would have asked for yours but it seemed you are owing nature itself "some sense"
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Stallione(m): 10:32am On Aug 08, 2016
annnikky:

cheesy cheesy r u not a man cheesy grin
lol answer my question jare grin
annnikky:

cheesy cheesy r u not a man cheesy grin
lol answer my question jare
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by annnikky(f): 2:02pm On Aug 08, 2016
Stallione:
lol answer my question jare grin lol answer my question jare
Imo
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Stallione(m): 12:22am On Aug 09, 2016
annnikky:
Imo
lol,i dnt have money for ur huge brideprice grin
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 4:02pm On Aug 09, 2016
rudestmcblaze:
I would have asked for yours but it seemed you are owing nature itself "some sense"
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Giving u sense by means of HOT SLAP wouldnt be a bad idea. If u dnt Bleep off my mention.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 4:03pm On Aug 09, 2016
rudestmcblaze:
I would have asked for yours but it seemed you are owing nature itself "some sense"
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Giving u sense by means of HOT SLAP wouldnt be a bad idea. If u dnt Bleep off my mention..
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 4:09pm On Aug 09, 2016
nell2:
ok noted. grow up kiddo.even your harlot mother and sister menstruates. remember you are born out that smelly totoo. spoilt brat. I bet you are not up to 18 for making this kind of comment. or maybe you are not popular and you want nairalanders to notice ur flat asss. well you 've been noticed. you can crawl back to ur shitty hole.jackass
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Ur comment is a symptom of one with multiple rape sydrome.

Having enligtened you now, Bleep off my mention.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by Nobody: 4:11pm On Aug 09, 2016
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Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 4:19pm On Aug 09, 2016
annnikky:

Hmmmmm... Finally smiley
I was thinking maybe if u bleep ur bae she will conceive without ovulating undecided u know wat i mean(no offense) cheesy
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I dnt.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 4:21pm On Aug 09, 2016
dam007:
you either have a serious problem with English or there's something fundamentally wrong with your thinking faculty! Why are you finding it this hard to make sense? Wait, do you stutter in real life? Because I honestly don't want to believe you've come this far in life and still find it so hard to communicate! It's just inexcusable..
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Product of wedlock. Speak! your saviour is listening.
Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by kuchikau: 4:22pm On Aug 09, 2016
dam007:
you either have a serious problem with English or there's something fundamentally wrong with your thinking faculty! Why are you finding it this hard to make sense? Wait, do you stutter in real life? Because I honestly don't want to believe you've come this far in life and still find it so hard to communicate! It's just inexcusable..
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Product of wedlock. Speak! your saviour is listening..

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