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Op toast me lets see how it goes. u'll really enjoi me

STFUareyouG0d:
They feel saying no to them is embarrassing. But they have no clue how bad we also feel when they turn our love advances down

yes oooo...i actually like d way tins are changing...atleast let dem get a dose of their own medicine and know dat they are just human beings like we guys

Not true for all! But then very rare, except the ugly ladies that feels they don't stand a chance.

Anuoluwapo23:
love ya

mizzbouqui:
Love you too

why orna no love me instead na?

The real reaction from guys------->>>>

Anuoluwapo23:
how am i suposed to know anybody created whatevr excuse me

smh

Icecream4U:
why orna no love me instead na?

UndespicableMe:
The real reaction from guys------->>>>

Funny, but I don't like girls toasting me. I dunno, it doesn't feel right

Anuoluwapo23:
how am i suposed to know anybody created whatevr excuse me

first to blow 50 naira

Anuoluwapo23:
Nigerian guys have plenty wahala.
They constantly rag on Naija babes for never making the first move. They have dedicated many memes to our inability to make the first move.

But Naija girls do make the first move sometimes. Check out some of the reactions you get when you toast any Nigerian guy:

1. Disbelief
Your typical Nigerian guy won’t believe it. Ha, so this girl is hitting on me? Am I safe? Does she know I have money? And many questions that echo disbelief go through his mind.

2. Then he starts to form
Almost every Nigerian guy has a touch of the Yoruba demon. Because he knows you like him and you made the first move, he will now start forming like the baby boy he is.

3. Plenty Advice
Nigerian guys love to act sanctimonious (like say na them holy pass). They will now start forming big brother with advice. Telling you how it’s not right for a girl to make the first move.
We can’t win with these Naija guys!

4. Spread the news
A girl toasting a Nigerian guy is like the earth suddenly having two moons. He just has to point it out to every of his friends. He’ll be spreading the news that you toasted him faster than radio Katanga.

5. Then it hits him!
He has now decided to say yes but you have moved on s

If its a lie signify

op not all guys I am an exception

ya jobless abi lol smh

gymnasium:
first to blow 50 naira

Anuoluwapo23:
how am i suposed to know anybody created whatevr excuse me

how many times would they catch your for plagiarism think on your own and write, better still read!!!

nobody is ugly jooor

sparko1:
Not true for all! But then very rare, except the ugly ladies that feels they don't stand a chance.

Anuoluwapo23:
nobody is ugly jooor

Really, i was expecting something like 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder' crap! Some ladies are ugly! So ugly you won't want them as a gift! OK maybe i overstep but you get it eventually!

NICE