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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by LorDBolton(m): 7:21pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Thebachelor:Lols pls bro do not confuse me with the multitude of fake E-playas here on NL who know nothing about women. #1- you tickled a stranger and she didn't go HAM on you. Lol #2- you went to a girls crib UNANNOUNCED and she just entered, dressed up and followed you. From number #2 I Guess u still an undergrad right? No wonder you feel u got any sorta game @ all @all. The umbrella of "I am a student" is covering you and instead of chasing mid-to-high level chicks u chasing skirts that can't prepare you for the real chyking game after graduation. Anyway she's a low-level hoe... Pls try furnishing us with pic of ur room & the fridge + chats as ur story goes on so as to add more flavour...i'm enjoying the tale. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 7:31pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Pushas: Now that's the man. You get the gig. You just showed you are among the rare breed of males that still command some selfworth. Too many ass-licking she-males among our species these days. I'd be back man. Let me fix some stuffs. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by niyot124: 7:32pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Thebachelor: You were so cold. You could have at least cuddle up with her after the sex. You really are a Player and this is all a Game to you. I applaud you. |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by LorDBolton(m): 7:33pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Efewestern: Lols guy ALL GIRLS are hoes. Same way ALL GUYS are dogs. Hence the "lead us not into temptation" line in the Lords prayer. Because Under the right circumstances even the most principled and loyal woman will falter. that's why I said the girl is low-level. He's an undergraduate sef... it cracked me up knowing an undergrad wants to lecture me about women hahahaha |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 7:36pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Thebachelor:LOL. Don't blame them too many pusssy-thirsty guys around with no degree of self worth and respect. The put pusssy on pedestal, ass-lick anything in skirt and they are also desperate.Just check Facebook and Instagram 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 7:42pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
LorDBolton: Hahahaha. You are a funny one. Seems you are yet to hit puberty though,so l'd just ignore you. 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 7:43pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Pushas: And even here on nairalander. So disgusting man. |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by LorDBolton(m): 7:48pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Thebachelor: Mr Student pls show us ur room...it's not a biggie after all you stock wine in ur fridge also show me ur wine opener i'd love to see it Ain't doubting u after all I had everything from 200lvl upward. Just throw in pics to spice up your story...it's not like it will disclose your identity or sumfin. 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 7:50pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Thebachelor:Very sad and no solution in sight. These silly guys have successfully over-inflated the price/worth of pussy. Now continue your story. Kindly ignore the females on this thread. If you want to catch and manage a fish never take advice from the fish but the fisherman. |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by shulamitewoman(f): 8:00pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
avril9:honestly I wil give dat stranger a confirm slap for tickling me and being arrogant. 4 Likes |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by shulamitewoman(f): 8:10pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
LorDBolton:exactly my thought. |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Qualer: 9:39pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
avril9:
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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Baylam(m): 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Put some respeck in my nigga name,Got your back.. Mention me when you update Thebachelor Thebachelor: 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by avril9(f): 8:46am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Thebachelor:sorry for my silence been abit busy,forget curiousity n aggressiveness the truth is not every woman wud want to b touched\tickled by a total stranger,I still repeat I wud slap d taste outta d mouth of dat stranger that tries it.there are still women who have respect for ther bodies and the way its treated,I don't really understand how times changed so fast n pls don't say dat y dey remain single n bla bla bla every bodi story different. 2 Likes |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by avril9(f): 8:59am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Efewestern:honey sorry for d silence it was due to unforeseen circumstances lol |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Efewestern: 9:31am On Aug 27, 2016 |
avril9: Apology Accepted , hope you enjoying the tale ? the story is very interesting.. Dont care if its a lie or nt .. just love reading stories abt players.. 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 1:56am On Aug 28, 2016 |
And dats how yall killed the story if u don't like something stfu and GTFO it's dat simple! 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by realpoacher(m): 8:27am On Aug 28, 2016 |
avril9: This is what you girls are good at... Brag... Brag... Brag.. Who dey hell are you that you cannot be tickled from behind by a stranger?... Are you Beyonce?... Or Kim Kardashian?... Heck! Do you have a body of Nicki Minaj? Let me tell you, I have tickled lots of girls like that before in the past and got them in bed instead of a slap. That's why I smiled when I read that part, 'cos I already knew what her facial response who be when she felt tickled and turned around to see who had the guts to do that..... From anger to anguish to fickles to physical evaluation if the "toucher" happens to a chyker,...abegi.... Shebi na who keep face for you naim you go slap? You girls don't understand these things and never will, you know why?... Because you are not the hunter. All you do is Brag and Brag about how you will never fall for a player's move in theory whereas out there on the field, you will fall yakata and before you know it spread out your legs on my bed while I am banging your pus$sie away. Also, have you ever wondered why most guys kiss and tell?.... Its because of this kind of bragging you girls Brag all the time. "No guy can ever tickle me from behind on first meeting," "he will never see my pants not to talk more of touching it,"" I am not his level aka make him go find his size..". Bla bla bla.... And whenever such a guy eventually find his way and screw you, what do you think he will do?... Obviously the whole neighborhood must hear!... Also most times self the Sex will not be worth it even with all the yanga and stress you had put a brother through, that's why we always have "withdrawal syndromes".... Go figure!!! 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by dickoflife(m): 9:46am On Aug 28, 2016 |
Efewestern:dont classify everyone the same way... majority of women in naija are weak and spineless. Try that shit in other countries and God help you she is a second dan in shotekan karate... she go reset your destiny sharply... |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by emitheo(m): 10:02am On Aug 28, 2016 |
Thebachelor:WORD |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Beamborla(f): 10:06am On Aug 28, 2016 |
Thebachelor, coman update o! Ayam learning. Who says the fish cannor learn from the fisherman... Spill it out y'all lemme up my game. I ain't gon fall prey. The tickle part, though 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by emitheo(m): 10:08am On Aug 28, 2016 |
This story Got me mhen.... Keep it up Bro |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 12:24pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Thebachelor where are you now? Story gone. All I did was read and laugh but I'm being punished too. Chai Go on Sunday, Monday is tomorrow |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 1:52pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
People! People!! People!!! I must admit this has taken too long. I appreciate your patience with me thus far. Reason is,l've been very busy. This Buhari regime has got a brother working harder than normal. I will try and finish up today though,we are now so close to the climax(or anticlimax) of the whole gist. But like usual,before l proceed l will like to address some issues and acknowledge some mentions. |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Badoox(m): 1:56pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Nice write up @Thebachelor. Ur the game bruv. 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 2:19pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
I observe a couple of girls saying they will slap a stranger that tickles them from behind. I also observe a guy or two seconding them. But like a gentleman above rightly mentioned,that's pure bragging. My ladies,l will tell you for free,you won't even slap a stranger that slaps you. You will be too shocked to. At that point your brain is trying to process what just happened and why. It's just human psychology. In the same vain you will be too startled to slap a stranger that gives you a friendly tickle. At that point your brain is telling you he could a friend,so you will be too busy trying to place his face to have time to think of slapping. Like l said,it's human psychology. At this point,let me quickly add that there are some other factors that may determine a girl's reaction in such a situation. One of which is how the guy looks and how he composes himself. I honestly don't expect a lady to react calmly to being tickled by a guy that looks like a street urchin. But a good lookin gentleman,well dressed,smells good,tickles you and your first reaction is to slap him? Come on sisters,y'all bragging. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 2:20pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Badoox:I appreciate the love bro..... 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
jagugu88li:I'm on baby,like it's my period. 1 Like |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by SafeDavid(m): 3:18pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Geez! Why do y'all haters wanna ruin this thread? 2 Likes |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 4:17pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
realpoacher: I duff my hat poacher. 4 Likes |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 4:24pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Beamborla: That's funny,and ironic too. The fisherman teaching the fish how to avoid the net. But I like the fact that you have a mind that is inquisitive,that's a good thing. |
Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Beamborla(f): 4:31pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Thebachelor:Come update |
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