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100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 9:44am On Sep 29, 2016

100% of the Ladies will fail this simple test

Instructions:You have the opportunity to choose just one out of the two (2) options given below

A. An IPhone 7

B. The Holy Bible/The Holy Qur'an

So which one will you choose??

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Nobody: 9:46am On Sep 29, 2016

I have no religion...

So yes, I will choose the iPhone7

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 9:47am On Sep 29, 2016

TrapQueen77:
I have no religion...

So yes, I will choose the iPhone7

WTF??!!!

Are you an atheist then??

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by jamalnation(m): 9:49am On Sep 29, 2016

She already has the holy Bible/the holy Qur'an oga give her d Iphone

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Tallesty1(m): 9:51am On Sep 29, 2016

Get the phone and then install the books, what's the biggie

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by brightalo1010: 9:52am On Sep 29, 2016

Any wise and smart be Christian or Muslim girl will go for iphone7....simply because both the Holy Bible/The Holy Qur'an all dey inside the phone.

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Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Glassdoll(f): 9:54am On Sep 29, 2016

Bible first cheesy

All other things will be added to me grin

Just kidding ☺️

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by fbtowner(m): 9:57am On Sep 29, 2016

Na wa oooo how can u compare iPhone 7 to Bible or quran.

IPhone 7 480k
Bible 1k

How are they d same

Smh

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by ILoveToFuCcK: 10:01am On Sep 29, 2016

They will choose my dick! undecided

Rubbish!

HIS ROYAL FUCKNESS i Love to fυck was here

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Nobody: 10:09am On Sep 29, 2016

TrapQueen77:
I have no religion... So yes, I will choose the iPhone7

so you are an atheist?

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by LuvU2: 10:09am On Sep 29, 2016

Are u 5yrs old?

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:09am On Sep 29, 2016

Glassdoll:
Bible first

All other things will be added to me

Just kidding ☺️

Lol, The Lord is probably busy soaking your cane in kerosene right now

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Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Hadez(f): 10:10am On Sep 29, 2016

I have a bible already so why waste time getting more? It's not like i am planning to be an evangelist undecided

IPhone 7 it is tongue

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:11am On Sep 29, 2016

LuvU2:
Are u 5yrs old?

And who are you asking that question??

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by firstking01(m): 10:11am On Sep 29, 2016

TrapQueen77:
I have no religion...

So yes, I will choose the iPhone7

You have "NO" religion, so, how did you emanate into this world?, you fell from planet neptune i guess cheesy

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Nobody: 10:12am On Sep 29, 2016

already i have like two bibles errmmmmm not like i'm greedy ... i'll go for the iphone7 maybe sell it and get more Bibles

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:13am On Sep 29, 2016

Hadez:
I have a bible already so why waste time getting more? It's not like i am planning to be an evangelist

IPhone 7 it is

Lol, The Lord is probably busy soaking your cane in kerosene mixed with turpentine right now

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:15am On Sep 29, 2016

[quote author=Berlynn post=49767105][/quote]Lol, dey there dey deceive yourself

Iffa hear say you sell an iPhone 7 to buy the Holy Bible

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by AfricanApple(f): 10:15am On Sep 29, 2016

Tallesty1:
Get the phone and then install the books, what's the biggie

e tire me o.

The iphone7 biko. sell it. buy phone of 20 something thousand, download the holy book and save up my remaining 20something k

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:16am On Sep 29, 2016

[quote author=Berlynn post=49767105][/quote]Lol, dey there dey deceive yourself

Iffa hear say you go sell an iPhone 7 to buy the Holy Bible

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by AfricanApple(f): 10:17am On Sep 29, 2016

firstking01:
You have "NO" religion, so, how did you emanate into this world?, you fell from planet neptune i guess

is it religion that gave birth to her?

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by LuvU2: 10:18am On Sep 29, 2016

McBrooklyn:
And who are you asking that question??

yawn

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:18am On Sep 29, 2016

AfricanApple:
e tire me o.

The iphone7 biko. sell it. buy phone of 20 something thousand, download the holy book and save up my remaining 20something k

Lol, Iffa hear say you fit sell an IPhone 7 to buy a small phone

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Nobody: 10:18am On Sep 29, 2016

McBrooklyn:
Lol, dey there dey deceive yourself

Iffa hear say you sell an iPhone 7 to buy the Holy Bible

you don't know what me is capable of doing... You just don't know me yet

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Hadez(f): 10:18am On Sep 29, 2016

McBrooklyn:
Lol, The Lord is probably busy soaking your cane in kerosene mixed with turpentine right now

The Bible says "I mediate on thy word day and night" it didn't specify where that word should be mediated on. Maybe online or offline, on a book or phone. The major thing is you should meditate on the word. So I will get the iPhone and install a bible app. PROBLEM SOLVED tongue

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by firstking01(m): 10:19am On Sep 29, 2016

AfricanApple:
is it religion that gave birth to her?

Smh, use your common sense and reason, it's not really a hard thing to do.

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Hadez(f): 10:20am On Sep 29, 2016

[quote author=Berlynn post=49767105][/quote]So you want to sell your phone and get more bibles! Tell me another Lie Madam lovelyn shocked

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:25am On Sep 29, 2016

Berlynn:
you don't know what me is capable of doing... You just don't know me yet

Lol, you're even a pathetic liar sef

I hope you know saying what you can't actually do if it actually happens to ain't a good to do

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:26am On Sep 29, 2016

Hadez:
The Bible says "I mediate on thy word day and night" it didn't specify where that word should be mediated on. Maybe online or offline, on a book or phone. The major thing is you should meditate on the word. So I will get the iPhone and install a bible app. PROBLEM SOLVED

Lol, has anyone ever told you that's you'll make a good evangelist??

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Hadez(f): 10:30am On Sep 29, 2016

McBrooklyn:
Lol, has anyone ever told you that's you'll make a good evangelist??

No, they only admire my lips instead grin

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by Nobody: 10:32am On Sep 29, 2016

Hadez:
So you want to sell your phone and get more bibles! Tell me another Lie Madam ~~lovelyn~~

what's wrong with me following my heart my award in heaven is greater than iphone7

i'll get more more bibles if possible

Re: 100% Of The Ladies Will Fail This Simple Test by McBrooklyn(op): 10:32am On Sep 29, 2016

Hadez:
No, they only admire my lips instead

Lol, and your boobs I guess

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