This thread is not aimed on how you can find out if you were Friendzoned, it aims at putting you in that beautiful position.

As a guru in this aspect I would like to show the steps I learned coupled with "Do It Yourself" practicals.

Let's get started!!!

Shey you saw a hot chick and you want to get hooked or probably you want to get friendzoned, this thread will teach you the practical steps I followed which made me a guru in the field.

Practical #1;
"Hi, what's your name"
I told her "hi" and she replied "hey" .

It's pretty easy to just say hi and it's pretty easy for the girl to one corner you, notwithstanding you might feel on top on the world after getting a reply from her.

Example:
Me: Hi.
Girl: Hello
Me: What's your name, I would like to know
Girl: Why

Frankly speaking I hate it when I get the reply "Why" nevertheless since I want you to friendzone me, I think I would be stupid enough to tell you the reason why I asked for your name.

Practical #2;
Giving little gifts

I can vividly remember when I allowed a girl I was famzing to zone me, though I just allowed her by "helping" her at that moment.

Example:-
Me: Hi, whatsup, how you doing?
Girl: Am good (name withheld), whatsup today?
Me: Am perfect for the day.
***After few gists***
She said can I recharge her line, I obliged.
I was in mood to help her recharge her line, since I got the cash(at that time) and I love giving when I feel I should give, so she was lucky to ask at that time, please am not telling my story, am just letting you know how to get friendzoned easily without stress(not for ugliees). Pardon me for the bracket word am to blunt, thanks.
The moment you start gifting 'em girls you stand the glorious chance to be a guru like me.

Practical #3;
She called me a brother "wow"
When she first referred to me as her brother, I was slightly happy, you mean "am your brother in Christ" such a good title for a nigga like me, WTF.
Sometimes I will be her brother or her friend, I just decided to address her, "Hey miss, my name isn't brother, I don't look like a brother, you can call me your friend". So I settled the score on that one, within me I knew am in the advanced stages of the zone. I love 'em.

Practical #4;
I couldn't speak out!

I think am shy, but bit by bit am shaking off the spirit of shyness to anybody that cares to have it, if you really want to break free from the chains of friendzones you need to speak out, I mean speak your damn mind out, am a really shy person, don't be like me.
Speaking what's on your mind, will emotionally released you from friendzones, the girl will have to release you or better still put you in a rightful position, don't forget they have what they call "Friendzoned Boyfriend". Don't let them put you in that dreadful position.

At this junction, you must have mastered the easy way to get friendzoned easily without stress just like me, if you would like to friendzone a lady, you can follow the steps above for desperate ladies.

Lalasticlala

Seems u are talking from experience sir....

Rubbiish:
Seems u are talking from experience sir....

I'm lost.

Lolol. What sort of advice is this? Of course I get the reverse wisdom at play.

Definition from the start is the key to avoid that zone. I'm not your brother and don't want to be one.

Define what you want from the beginning and don't fall for any sweet talk that will take you to the zone.

Don't try to be in good books too or stick around hoping she'd change. Let her no be your no and not keep pushing.

Blackhawk04:
I'm lost.

Lol. Dude is a clown. Simply using, like he said, his experience to pass a message to guys to avoid the zone.

Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Dude is a clown. Simply using, like he said, his experience to pass a message to guys to avoid the zone.

Ohh, I see. I didn't read because it is boring.

Blackhawk04:
Ohh, I see. I didn't read because it is boring.

What are you doing here Rubbishing my post before reading it?

Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Dude is a clown. Simply using, like he said, his experience to pass a message to guys to avoid the zone.

Please don't take my write-up as some sort of insult to my personality, thank you.

Kimcutie:
What are you doing here Rubbishing my post before reading it?

Yeah..so? I tried to read but it's not engaging.

Blackhawk04:
Yeah..so? I tried to read but it's not engaging.

Don't stress yourself, girl.


A more engaging, intriguing post or publication will soon be out

Kimcutie:
Don't stress yourself, girl.


A more engaging, intriguing post or publication will soon be out

Whatever.

Blackhawk04:
Whatever.

Don't go yet, lerruz chat ... You're lawlahday abi?. But ion like hw you approached my life-saving thread.

Kimcutie:
Don't go yet, lerruz chat ... You're lawlahday abi?. But ion like hw you approached my life-saving thread.

I am.

Blackhawk04:
I am.

Okay. Seems you aren't ready for a chat?

Nice thread Kim.

I loved the way you used the reverse psychology to draw your points home.

I think the fastest way to the friend zone is being a nice guy to a girl without asking her out.

You may just end up washing her panties real soon.

Kimcutie:
Okay. Seems you aren't ready for a chat?

No.

BiafranBushBoy:
Nice thread Kim.

I loved the way you used the reverse psychology to draw your points home.

I think the fastest way to the friend zone is being a nice guy to a girl without asking her out.

You may just end up washing her panties real soon.

Mike..when are you coming back? Anyways, I need that E-book oh. I will pay later.

Blackhawk04:
Mike..when are you coming back? Anyways, I need that E-book oh. I will pay later.

Are you the one behind this? I thought twas your other papi.

For the EBook, my name is konga, pay before delivery. It took me 1 month to compile that. Without sleep oo...

BiafranBushBoy:


Are you the one behind this? I thought twas your other papi.

For the EBook, my name is konga, pay before delivery. It took me 1 month to compile that. Without sleep oo...

My other Papi?

Ahnahn...it is me your boo oh, I will pay with kiss.
Or you give me extra discount. Or you buy for me, as per boo.

Blackhawk04:
No.

You sound uninterested.

BiafranBushBoy:
Nice thread Kim.

I loved the way you used the reverse psychology to draw your points home.

I think the fastest way to the friend zone is being a nice guy to a girl without asking her out.

You may just end up washing her panties real soon.

Thanks buddy.

Blackhawk04:
My other Papi?

Ahnahn...it is me your boo oh, I will pay with kiss.
Or you give me extra discount. Or you buy for me, as per boo.

...

I will give you extra discount. I need to buy my gf something this Xmas. EPP me na

This is the definition of "boring "

Blackhawk04:
No.

Lawlahdey

MhisTahrah:
Lawlahdey

Ma?

BiafranBushBoy:


...

I will give you extra discount. I need to buy my gf something this Xmas. EPP me na

GF?
Who is the GF?

Okay, just think of it as my Xmas gift. Ahbi you won't gimme Xmas gift?

Lol

Kimcutie.....

Kimcutie:

EmpressT:
Kimcutie.....

Hey... Hwfa

I dey oo. Happy new year!

Kimcutie:
Hey... Hwfa