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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by teepsee(f): 5:33pm On Oct 03, 2016
Vinshu:

She was a shameless hoe. That's the fact.

So if you and your woman have a fight, it's right for her to sleep with someone else? Is that an EXCUSE? What was she doing in your house? She doesn't have female friends to cool off with?

Please . Call a spade a spade.


Aunty chil nahnah sad

We both are grown adults who can handle our shit.


You know watin cause fight between them two?

Well it's a free world, you can't do it doesn't make it a crime if someone does
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 5:34pm On Oct 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
still same comprehension problem

Enjoy
ogbeni ignore that famous hooker grin, she's just tryna cover her tracks, we know dem grin
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 5:36pm On Oct 03, 2016
teepsee:

Aunty chil nahnah sad

We both are grown adults who can handle our shit.


You know watin cause fight between them two?

Well it's a free world, you can't do it doesn't make it a crime if someone does
that's just it bruv, dunno why she's tryna paint herself the holiest one here undecided

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 5:37pm On Oct 03, 2016
teepsee:
don't mind that one, we know their type.

Olosho forming omo jesu undecided
she dey form James Bond cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by teepsee(f): 5:39pm On Oct 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
she dey form James Bond cheesy grin cheesy
hahahaha, that one na her pocket oo grin grin
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 5:40pm On Oct 03, 2016
JUSTbuchi:
ogbeni ignore that famous hooker grin, she's just tryna cover her tracks, we know dem grin
we all know her and what she represents here on NL. She's not the best to ridicule op. No way!

And to even think the whole write up wasn't about sleeping around. She just couldn't wait to read the end of the write up before jumping her ass into conclusion

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by teepsee(f): 5:41pm On Oct 03, 2016
JUSTbuchi:
that's just it bruv, dunno why she's tryna paint herself the holiest one here undecided
my brother, i don't understand oo.
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 5:42pm On Oct 03, 2016
teepsee:
hahahaha, that one na her pocket oo grin grin
we know them na. Omo Pastor on during the day, 0losho for night
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by teepsee(f): 5:46pm On Oct 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
we know them na. Omo Pastor on during the day, 0losho for night
that's why in a relationship before i ask you out, i just have to know if you are my type.

Someone who is open about her sextuality, not dying in silent.
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 5:56pm On Oct 03, 2016
teepsee:
that's why in a relationship before i ask you out, i just have to know if you are my type.

Someone who is open about her sextuality, not dying in silent.
Gbam! Many underground 0l0sh0s cheesy cheesy grin
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Zackpraise(m): 6:03pm On Oct 03, 2016
so girls can talk about their sexual feellings like dis......Interesting...Nice one BELLA
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 6:04pm On Oct 03, 2016
Nice write up talk2bella, lemme tell my bae to follow you so I'll be collecting kpekus on a daily cool
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 03, 2016
Honestly this write up doesnt make any sense.

Simply OP lacks self control and is encouraging others too.

Am sure if her spouses relative was around she is the type of person that sleep with him or even her spouses friend in the name of being horrrnnnyyy.

Very loose and without control and thats the very requirement to become an Olosho just that you are losing out cos you not charging for it.
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by khristal87(m): 6:07pm On Oct 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Even the so called crush can't satisfy on the bed ooo... U know some men don't even have the idea what for€play is all abt grin grin most men will juz dive straight to wet holes...
Quite raw like unboiled egg
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Vinshu(f): 6:08pm On Oct 03, 2016
teepsee:

Aunty chil nahnah sad

We both are grown adults who can handle our shit.


You know watin cause fight between them two?

Well it's a free world, you can't do it doesn't make it a crime if someone does

It's not a crime. In fact there is no law saying you should not fvck around. Feel free.

Remember someone is coming to marry the left over same way you are going to marry another left over.

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 6:36pm On Oct 03, 2016
Vinshu:


I don't expect a hoe to agree with me smiley

now i am a hoe {farm instrument} for not agreeing with you undecided
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 6:42pm On Oct 03, 2016
ucsparks:
Nice write up talk2bella, lemme tell my bae to follow you so I'll be collecting kpekus on a daily cool

hahahahaha

i am waiting grin
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Jidibia(m): 6:43pm On Oct 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Even the so called crush can't satisfy on the bed ooo... U know some men don't even have the idea what for€play is all abt grin grin most men will juz dive straight to wet holes...
ask abok.i
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by prittyboi(m): 7:05pm On Oct 03, 2016
ko easy faaaa
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by torqque7(m): 7:13pm On Oct 03, 2016
Laveda:
grin

Lol see your teeth..this your smile is mischievous and I know you are guilty as charged, oya confess to me,which one works for you?
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by teepsee(f): 7:22pm On Oct 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Gbam! Many underground 0l0sh0s cheesy cheesy grin
hahahaha, i dy tell you bros
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by teepsee(f): 7:28pm On Oct 03, 2016
Vinshu:


It's not a crime. In fact there is no law saying you should not fvck around. Feel free.

Remember someone is coming to marry the left over same way you are going to marry another left over.
this one you just ranting around, miss if you are a virgin ok i don't have issues but if not my dear you need to cover ur face with shame
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 7:32pm On Oct 03, 2016
EmperorLee:
Bella clap for yourself smiley

Yes sir grin
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 7:33pm On Oct 03, 2016
prittyboi:
ko easy faaaa

Not at all cheesy
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Eddodoh(m): 10:30pm On Oct 03, 2016
Talk2Bella:


Blackmailer cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Auntie, it's not blackmail oooh!!! I got d opportunity & I used it cos she has suffered me, being asking her out but she refused.

The worst thing is dat she always dressed to kill seemed targeted at me. It was a moment of psychological torture for me. I am sure God answered my prayers by granting my heart desire.
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by ameezy(m): 10:42pm On Oct 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin




Even I'm burning hot already. OP, I won't risk na... We never know what kind of partner we can pick especially if juz random... grin


This girl and prick ehh
They are always together undecided
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by ameezy(m): 10:47pm On Oct 03, 2016
Talk2Bella:
Don’t even get me started on how Hot single people get, anytime they see two people displaying any sort of sexual affection they have an itch down there{PUSSY} or for the guys they have a bulge down there {DICK}.

You talk about sex and they play it in their heads, or they have a hard on, it gets so bad sometimes that they wake up in the morning shivering {I have experienced this}, I shivered so bad I had to lay in bed all day, I was a bit ill for the remainder of the day.

It’s not a sin to get Hot, even virgins get Hot, as a sexually active adult having sex every day is healthy and it doesn’t make the DICK reduce or the PUSSY slack, once a week is better, once is month is a red flag and once in months is a cry for help.

I have never been able to masturbate and a Love Machine isn’t as much fun as people have been made to believe, a friend would say to me “Bella, I don’t like to masturbate, I love my dick inside a pussy, a pussy is warm and moist and my hands aren’t so I hurt my dick whenever I masturbate” I am sure a lot of guys experience this, and for the girls there’s nothing like a guy slamming you with his PENIS, that endorphin that get released while he’s pounding you is what makes sex awesome and memories are made.

What am I trying to say, there’s nothing like the real thing, a Love Machine won’t satisfy you neither will masturbation, these are just solutions that won’t last for long {for some people it does}.

What do I do when I’m Hot and there’s no man or woman in sight? I either drink it off or sleep it off, sometimes I might play with myself but then I’d feel disgusted and just watch gay porn, get wet, have stomach ache and sleep it off, it sounds like torture but in the morning I wake up feeling better.

What to do when you’re single and Hot?

If you’re a man who doesn’t mind patronizing prostitutes that’s a good idea, don’t forget to pay and use condoms.

If you’re a woman who enjoys random sex, it might be the perfect time to knock on your neighbors door or call that guy who’s been crushing on you or who you have a crush on.

Doing it this way doesn’t make you a LovePeddler or a womanizer who visits prostitutes, we all got needs and if these needs aren’t met we may one day become rapists or child molesters.

There’s no permanent cure for being Hot unless you’re doing it with someone who you have genuine feelings for, all you need to do is find out the button that puts your horniness on a hold for as long as you want it, if you’re in a long distant relationship having phone intimacy is the best way to go, trust me that’s a whole new level of craziness and fun.

Now are you Hot? And you don’t want to try the above, get yourself a man or a girlfriend and have sex as much as you want to.

Isabella Ibeji

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/10/what-to-do-when-youre-single-and-Hot.html
Smellymouth are u reading this? shocked

Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Vinshu(f): 1:25am On Oct 04, 2016
teepsee:
this one you just ranting around, miss if you are a virgin ok i don't have issues but if not my dear you need to cover ur face with shame

See how silly you are. I am Mrs not Miss.
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by iamFawaz(m): 2:50am On Oct 04, 2016
Talk2Bella:
Don’t even get me started on how Hot single people get, anytime they see two people displaying any sort of sexual affection they have an itch down there{PUSSY} or for the guys they have a bulge down there {DICK}.

You talk about sex and they play it in their heads, or they have a hard on, it gets so bad sometimes that they wake up in the morning shivering {I have experienced this}, I shivered so bad I had to lay in bed all day, I was a bit ill for the remainder of the day.

It’s not a sin to get Hot, even virgins get Hot, as a sexually active adult having sex every day is healthy and it doesn’t make the DICK reduce or the PUSSY slack, once a week is better, once is month is a red flag and once in months is a cry for help.

I have never been able to masturbate and a Love Machine isn’t as much fun as people have been made to believe, a friend would say to me “Bella, I don’t like to masturbate, I love my dick inside a pussy, a pussy is warm and moist and my hands aren’t so I hurt my dick whenever I masturbate” I am sure a lot of guys experience this, and for the girls there’s nothing like a guy slamming you with his PENIS, that endorphin that get released while he’s pounding you is what makes sex awesome and memories are made.

What am I trying to say, there’s nothing like the real thing, a Love Machine won’t satisfy you neither will masturbation, these are just solutions that won’t last for long {for some people it does}.

What do I do when I’m Hot and there’s no man or woman in sight? I either drink it off or sleep it off, sometimes I might play with myself but then I’d feel disgusted and just watch gay porn, get wet, have stomach ache and sleep it off, it sounds like torture but in the morning I wake up feeling better.

What to do when you’re single and Hot?

If you’re a man who doesn’t mind patronizing prostitutes that’s a good idea, don’t forget to pay and use condoms.

If you’re a woman who enjoys random sex, it might be the perfect time to knock on your neighbors door or call that guy who’s been crushing on you or who you have a crush on.

Doing it this way doesn’t make you a LovePeddler or a womanizer who visits prostitutes, we all got needs and if these needs aren’t met we may one day become rapists or child molesters.

There’s no permanent cure for being Hot unless you’re doing it with someone who you have genuine feelings for, all you need to do is find out the button that puts your horniness on a hold for as long as you want it, if you’re in a long distant relationship having phone intimacy is the best way to go, trust me that’s a whole new level of craziness and fun.

Now are you Hot? And you don’t want to try the above, get yourself a man or a girlfriend and have sex as much as you want to.

Isabella Ibeji

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/10/what-to-do-when-youre-single-and-Hot.html
what if your gf is always making you wait till wedding night?

should i rape her destiny?
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by iamFawaz(m): 3:20am On Oct 04, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Even the so called crush can't satisfy on the bed ooo... U know some men don't even have the idea what for€play is all abt grin grin most men will juz dive straight to wet holes...
no time for play, we're in Nigeria
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by iamFawaz(m): 3:21am On Oct 04, 2016
Vinshu:

See how silly you are. I am Mrs not Miss.
and you're proud of yelling it out among young guys (8
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by ba7man(m): 7:19am On Oct 04, 2016
Vinshu:
So as a woman, who is in the mood, you would knock on your neighbour's door.. really? Or some random guy.. really? Even a crush, and u call him over for sex.. really? What would he be thinking?

And you are not a prostitute? Be deceiving yourself. Better hit the streets and make it official by collecting money.

If a woman is not in a relationship idont think she has any reason to be hornny in the first place. That thing that made h3r stay off relationship should make her stay off sex too. You can't eat you cake and have it.
This your reply is exactly like Nigerian English........ Hmmmm.

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