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I officially pronounce this thread is NL's GOAT. OP Scroll down, the poster below me has got answers for you.

u people aren't nice at all ooo. anyway O.P I think I av an idea....









How i wish to tell u but I remember that av nt eating rice since July.. maybe d guy below can be of help....

So somebori cahnot come to nairaland to read in peace again?

Ah take God beg u, ahno sabi the answer, but my mind tells me that the poster below will definitely get the right answer.

Chai, this guy below me will speak English tire today, import bann from rice has been removed .Please talk .

crazy shiii op i dont want to act crazy like all the posters above me,so i will direct ur question to the guy below me.Nigga got sense pass us

i got this

make Una pity the op na

The guy below me should please help out

along the line.. I forgot what to say,

Am sure people like Trapqueen77. NL Olosho will have something to say.
Good morning/happy sunday op and to other wicked people that vowed to scatter op's medulla oblagata

Everybody above me must have not known the answer to that question, I know it though, and I already told the guy below me, he'll tell you...

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1. Because I can ask whatever I want.
2. Because it's simpler. No effort required.
3. Because she leaves when you want her to.
4. Because sex is always guaranteed anytime.
5. Because I don't have time for love.
6. Because sex without payment is equally expensive.


I can go on if you like...

Oh! Some one even know d answer sef, and ive been asking my profs in micro biology and they were telling me they would conduct research on it lol. I wander were d guy above me got their answer from, mtcheew

Sorry OP, I really wish I could help, but I don't want to cause more problem for you cos I'm just a jambite, the man above me had his MSC in sexuality rilatives, go back to him for solution

I had a dream, that the person above me is full of wit. So please over to him

Shey na like this e go dey dey??


Anyway check ↓ or ↑

Op, i would v loved to answer your question but anything i say here might be used against me in the future. Therefore, i will exercise my right to remain silent, and let the poster below me say it and take the credit.

The guy above the guy above the guy above the guy above the guy above the guy above thinks he's intelligent, same applies to the guy above him

lizzlix, did I say it right? Don't bother answering, its not like anyone helped me figure out the answer. I knew it all along

This is the craziest thread I have come across on Nairaland.

Funniest Comment thread ever.........

chai...op iyaf suffered...d thread is damn funny

:- * dats my opinion, tell d guy below me to explain am busy for nw

the guy above me is always busy wen i come back from church I go talk but but the poster below me no dey go church u can ask him

you guys are just a puss.y..

You could have just answered yes or no.

Mtchewww.. You people gan. Somebori can't even ask for public opinion and you people will be directing the somebori upandan , this is total misconduct and a total malice upon humanity..

Well i sincerely dont have the answer.. I pass it over to the next commentator. Or whatever to say something nice

No falls hands o.

Op. Honestly it's true I no dey go church. But the answer is this. .

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.,..THOSE GUYS THAT YOU $¥$A$$S€$S$¢$€SYBASE € my phone haff started again..... The amebo below me na virgin buh the genius below him has it all..

Chichiana who is a virgin,
Anyway what's the question? Ummh...am not good at reading.. Its not money related... Am a prince, ana a billionaire...
Let the common man say something if they have any answers.

Being a virgin i cant give the op the right answer.The guy below me is a pro in such matters.

I think I have the answer to ur question but am not sure...I think the poster below Me should have a concrete answer..kachifo

I have the answer but my ba3 is low. The person below me should answer while I charge my phone

Damn! Something google will gladly answer. You guys can't answer



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Damn! I really have nothing to say

Hopefully the dude below me will have your answer