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She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 10:03pm On Oct 09, 2016
My very gud friend was having his birthday bash 2dai, buh I didn't go early cos I underestimated the kind of gals that will be present, if I had known that the kind of gals that were present will grace the occasion, I will have been there very early infact I will be among those who will arrange the venue sef, so that I will be there when the gals arrive and I will chewing gum a gal that will go home wth me 2nite b4 those all those boiz who vowed no to let anything in skirt escape their restless dick catch them b4 me.
Buh I fvcked up cos I wasn't there on time, buh I got there sha, and when I got there I saw girls that my eyes almost fell frm it's socket infact I thought I was goin to die tonite, so as I sat drinkn skuchis, I saw somethin that caught my attention infact I saw a gal that was surrounded at the east west north and south of her body cos there was a boy in front of her,at her left,at her right, and behind her, infact they formed a wall around her as they danced, so there was a particular song that played at the time being and she whined to the song and she rubbed her yansh against the dick of the guy behind her, chai I envied the guy greatly and when I saw that move, I didn't know when I stood up frm my chair and I started dancing too and being a man who understand positioning and caculation, I was calculating,the speed at which I wil use to replace anybody that leaves his space wth the gal cos I needed to at least let my body run against her own,also I was sketchhing the graph of how I will position my self in a way that if I happen to be in front of her, I will be well positioned dat at intervals there will be a collision between my pubic region and hers,
At last I got the space and it was behind her I was grateful for that space cos at least my dick will be caressed by her soft yansh as we danced, then jus as I planned her yansh was colliding wth my dick and my dick start started gettn warm, and then I kewn that it was beginning to harden, then one of lil kesh's song entered and there was a long rubbing between her yansh and my dick and b4 I knew wat my dick lost control even before me and I guess it was chooking the gal and she asked me to adjust my fone but I knew it was not phone and when we continued dancing the thing kept chookn her and she changed and pushed me frm her.

But I enjoyed my sef
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 09, 2016
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by cybersnoop(m): 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2016
1.For crying out loud.. ..Who cares!!
2.Pls what is the moral lesson?
3.Juzt that and u enjoyed yaself,try having sex at least once in a week maybe it would ease ya konji
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world
yea,u're right wat a world?
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 10:09pm On Oct 09, 2016
cybersnoop:
1.For crying out loud.. ..Who cares!!
2.Pls what is the moral lesson?
3.Juzt that and u enjoyed yaself,try having sex at least once in a week maybe it would ease ya konji
okay sir!
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2016
jonaifame22:
yea,u're right wat a world?
wicked world
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by UrWorstNitemare: 10:13pm On Oct 09, 2016
**Damn Comic shiit** cheesy

Niccur kudos...

I love ur delivery

you should work towards getting paid..
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 10:15pm On Oct 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
wicked world
buh it's full of fvck that's wat I like abt it. Buh seriously I enjoyed my sef today after workn much hours under the AC, I needed a female body to atleast warm me up a bit
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
**Damn Comic shiit** cheesy

Niccur kudos...

I love ur delivery

you should work towards getting paid..
hahahaha, I jus dropped it as e dey my mind.
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2016
jonaifame22:
buh it's full of fvck that's wat I like abt it. Buh seriously I enjoyed my sef today after workn much hours under the AC, I needed a female body to atleast warm me up a bit
you do. Yes, you really do need a female body. It's going to help heal the world and make it a better place. Pls do get yourself one
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by ClassCaptain(m): 10:18pm On Oct 09, 2016
This guy gives me joy grin
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 10:21pm On Oct 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
you do. Yes, you really do need a female body. It's going to help heal the world and make it a better place. Pls do get yourself one
u shld get ur self one too, or are you zipping up
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 10:22pm On Oct 09, 2016
ClassCaptain:
This guy gives me joy grin
my nigger!
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Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 09, 2016
Hhaha, very funny ... Hope say u never pour ontop ya boxers cheesy cheesy
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 10:50pm On Oct 09, 2016
jerrythafinisher:
Hhaha, very funny ... Hope say u never pour ontop ya boxers cheesy cheesy
i'm not sure
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:59pm On Oct 09, 2016
Dump thread undecided undecided
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 09, 2016
WTF did I gain from this huh
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 11:32pm On Oct 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world
D guy been go school, but him loss him Biro grin grin
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by luminouz(m): 11:46pm On Oct 09, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world
U cracked me d fvck up! grin
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 12:27am On Oct 10, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world
Me I enjoyed the gist.
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 6:00am On Oct 10, 2016
Love Machine:
Me I enjoyed the gist.
I'm not surprised
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 11:28am On Oct 10, 2016
Love Machine:
Me I enjoyed the gist.
did you?
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by tee59(f): 2:06pm On Oct 10, 2016
And d moral lesson of dis writeup is? Whn wil u grow up op? Ur sense of reasoning is detoriating everyday. Evn in dis economy recession, u stil lack common sense. What a pity!! cry
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Yeligray(m): 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world
my brother i wonder oh...wat type life.
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 4:29pm On Oct 10, 2016
tee59:
And d moral lesson of dis writeup is? Whn wil u grow up op? Ur sense of reasoning is detoriating everyday. Evn in dis economy recession, u stil lack common sense. What a pity!! cry
yea u're right, wat a pity
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 7:22pm On Oct 10, 2016
Yeligray:
my brother i wonder oh...wat type life.
u're still wondering
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Yeligray(m): 7:36pm On Oct 10, 2016
jonaifame22:
u're still wondering
nope gat matters arising.
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Yeligray(m): 7:36pm On Oct 10, 2016
jonaifame22:
u're still wondering
nope gat matters arising.
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 9:29pm On Oct 10, 2016
Yeligray:
nope gat matters arising.
I see, okay sort it out
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Edulity222(m): 9:54pm On Oct 10, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world
Lmao.
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(op): 8:19am On Oct 11, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
Dump thread undecided undecided
huh
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