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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Ishilove: 7:51pm On Oct 12, 2016

Explorers:
3. Curved.

Many men are worried that their penis is curved to the right or the left, upwards or downwards. These are known as curved joysticks.

This slight distortion is due to a disease called Peyronie’s Disease, which is caused by a plaque forming along the length of the penis. These curves can also be caused by accidents or trauma to the penis.

But when it comes to a slight curve there's no big problem, but in very severe cases both man and woman may experience discomfort during intercourse when performing certain positions, due to the inflexibility of such members.

An interesting advantage however is that thanks to its shape this kind of penis can reach a woman's center of gravity during intercourse. So, for this kind of penis, we highly recommend having sex in a position where the penis curves upward, rubbing against her center of gravity.

Hian

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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Ishilove: 7:54pm On Oct 12, 2016

Adesiji77:
Explorers?

Boda Adesiji, which team do you rep? cheesy

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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Ishilove: 7:56pm On Oct 12, 2016

Explorers:
6. The Angry Wrestler.

This penis seems angry when erect, because it has veins popping out all over it.

It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

Buhahahahahahahahaha!!! cheesy

Issokay

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Ishilove: 7:58pm On Oct 12, 2016

Explorers:
7. The Chode.

Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks.

But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your vagina.

With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.

8. The Shower.

There are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing while in pants.

You may have stolen below-the-belt glances at that seemingly well-endowed office mate, friends, neighbors. But when you both get raunchy in his place, and you find out that there's more.

The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.

For the 'showy' guys, we have cups in the market to enhance aesthetics cheesy

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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Ishilove: 8:00pm On Oct 12, 2016

Explorers:
4. The Mushroom.

It is typically smaller in size, and the head is huge, more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap.

Men with a large glans and uniform shaft that is thinner than the tip have what is known as a mushroom penis.

The size of the glans makes 'MouthAction' a truly enjoyable experience for guys with this type of penis, so this pre-intimacy is the best way to warm up before penetration.

Men with a mushroom penis can enjoy a variety of positions, however caution should be taken during anal penetration, because the size of the glans can be very painful for the recipient.

Justwise, I sight you sighting. Which team do you rep? grin

This is the first time I'm hearing of mushroom grin

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by teejaypee: 8:05pm On Oct 12, 2016

Hmmmmm!...

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Nobody: 8:21pm On Oct 12, 2016

OMG!! RIP to my childhood. My innocence just flew out the window cry

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by frugal(m): 8:24pm On Oct 12, 2016

This is so gay

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by justwise(m): 8:25pm On Oct 12, 2016

Ishilove:

Justwise, I sight you sighting. Which team do you rep?

This is the first time I'm hearing of mushroom

I love a thread like this as it gives men the opportunity to brag grin

I rep the team you support grin

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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by ogorwyne(f): 8:28pm On Oct 12, 2016

frugal:
This is so gay

Lol

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by teejaypee: 8:34pm On Oct 12, 2016

trustyshoes:
OMG!! RIP to my childhood. My innocence just flew out the window

lol!... Let's make it official grin

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Tallesty1(m): 8:40pm On Oct 12, 2016

misspicy:

Choose your own

Look for the one that has cobra head and tag me.

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Tallesty1(m): 8:40pm On Oct 12, 2016

AngelAhnie:
See where u bring me

*in my uncle's voice*

What type of this is this?

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Ishilove: 8:45pm On Oct 12, 2016

justwise:

I love a thread like this as it gives men the opportunity to brag

I rep the team you support

Team cucumber tongue

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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by justwise(m): 8:48pm On Oct 12, 2016

Ishilove:

Team cucumber

..aka DIY? grin

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Explorers(m): 8:49pm On Oct 12, 2016

justwise:

I love a thread like this as it gives men the opportunity to brag

I rep the team you support

Lol...The team she supports grin

lalasticlala make guys brag na....

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Adesiji77: 8:51pm On Oct 12, 2016

Ishilove:

Boda Adesiji, which team do you rep?

I am on your side tongue

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Ishilove: 8:52pm On Oct 12, 2016

justwise:

..aka DIY?

What's That?

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by justwise(m): 8:54pm On Oct 12, 2016

Ishilove:

What's That?

i'm pretty sure you know that

Explorers can help you out

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Tajbol4splend(m): 8:57pm On Oct 12, 2016

TrapQueen77:
on VIP seat wearing 3D glasses...

I juz wanna make sure I can see it vividly

OP, plz continue... I don't wanna missed this thread...

Lol

You are simply a fan of size 42anabov

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Ishilove: 8:59pm On Oct 12, 2016

justwise:

i'm pretty sure you know that

Explorers can help you out

So you're team DIY? cheesy

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by ameezy(m): 9:32pm On Oct 12, 2016

Dafuq

Op u better drop the types of punanis here o
Or angry

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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by lilmax(m): 9:40pm On Oct 12, 2016

this guy don join bad gang sad

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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by TheMascot(m): 9:44pm On Oct 12, 2016

Piercedclit:

What's my father's business with my moniker on nl? Does your father know say you dey go ashawo hotel?

first off its called a brothel olodo.. And two.. Don't try to console ya self with lies.. I don't do such.. Am not Luke your father grin

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Oct 12, 2016

NevetsIbot:
wait... Lemme ask my momma

hahahahhaa... Meeehhn... Can I meet ur momma?

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by teejaypee: 10:39pm On Oct 12, 2016

TrapQueen77:

hahahahhaa... Meeehhn... Can I meet ur momma?

which of the D's is your fav??... grin

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Nobody: 10:50pm On Oct 12, 2016

teejaypee:

which of the D's is your fav??...

the combination of [size=18pt]The GROWER & The CHODE[/size] grin

I want it PHAT

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Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by teejaypee: 10:54pm On Oct 12, 2016

TrapQueen77:

the combination of [size=18pt]The GROWER & The CHODE[/size]

I want it PHAT

sure you won't pass out??

you're such a badass nawty lady!... grin

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by Nobody: 11:01pm On Oct 12, 2016

teejaypee:

sure you won't pass out??

you're such a badass nawty lady!...

hahahhahahaha.... We shall see if he can put me to sleep...

I juz wanted being stretched good but pleading for more... wink

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by rainerboy1010: 11:03pm On Oct 12, 2016

watin dey happen here

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by teejaypee: 11:05pm On Oct 12, 2016

TrapQueen77:

hahahhahahaha.... We shall see if he can put me to sleep...

I juz wanted being stretched good but pleading for more...

let me run outta this thread, it aint for young Virgins like me... cheesy

Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by NevetsIbot(m): 11:48pm On Oct 12, 2016

TrapQueen77:

hahahahhaa... Meeehhn... Can I meet ur momma?

yass... sure. Come n wait for her in my room. cheesy

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