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Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 5:27pm On Oct 20, 2016*

My crib for funny, educating or entertaining pictures/ posts

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 6:52pm On Oct 20, 2016*

copied from Emskaro
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How to put an elephant
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I dnt knw.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge
nd put it in. I have another.
question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside
the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge
nd put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the
fridge take out the elephant nd put it
in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the
lion's birthday party, with one animal
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because it
would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, the donkey because
it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you
kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles
nd you wanted to cross, how would
you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need
a ladder to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim nd cross
it because all the animals went to the
lion's birthday party.... One word for this
student

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 12:16pm On Oct 22, 2016*

Quite Funny

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 10:20am On Oct 29, 2016*

Pls if you know anyone selling his/her car. Any model and any color. In good condition with all the documents valid and legal, and the price is between 1.5 and 3million Please let him/her sell it. I am not interested.
Thanks

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 10:22am On Oct 29, 2016*

For me, I can see 6,8,0,4,2,9. I cannot categorically admit or deny seeing "1"

Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 10:50pm On Nov 06, 2016*

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 5:25am On Nov 17, 2016

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 5:06am On Nov 18, 2016*

An ant knocks on the door of a house.

The house owner opens the door.

"I want a place to stay," said the ant.

"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said
the owner.

The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested to the
owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?"

"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.

After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner
to allow the ant to stay with it.

The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.

This continued as the ant brings in one more and and the owner
agrees for it.

One fine day, the ant brought in a tenth ant and requested the owner
to allow him also to stay with it.

The owner said,
"OK, you can all stay here but you all need to pay rent."

Now the question is:

Why did the owner ask for rent when the last
ant came in?
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.
.

.

.

.
.
.
.
.
.

Because they are
now tenants!

No.. No..Don't cry. ... I also felt the same pain when someone sent it to me.

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 5:21pm On Nov 19, 2016

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 9:08pm On Nov 20, 2016

More o

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 11:16pm On Nov 21, 2016*

Nigeria Police go ask you ''Why is your laptop bag empty??... ''So you're planning to steal someone's laptop abi... Oya, Fall in..

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 1:31pm On Nov 22, 2016

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 7:34pm On Nov 22, 2016

British English: Knickers.
American English: Shorts.
Nigerian English: Short Knicker.
Can you now see why we have problems in this country?
We are copying everybody at the same time.
Even this post sef I also copied it...

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 7:22am On Nov 24, 2016*

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 4:29pm On Nov 24, 2016*

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 6:12pm On Dec 04, 2016

Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 6:17pm On Dec 04, 2016*

Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 7:37pm On Dec 08, 2016

I "kidnapped" this from Suzan404

Do you know dat your lost sense return to u When nepa
takes light
It will be like:
Oh God!!! i should have ironed o

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 4:46am On Dec 11, 2016

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 3:10pm On Dec 11, 2016

Copied from Mopricelezz
Nigerian Parents Absolutely Hilarious On Whatsapp
This one where the mother forgot it was a private chat

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 3:21pm On Dec 11, 2016*

Re: Fun Arena by lolademariam: 8:38am On Dec 13, 2016

It's make my day

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 8:03pm On Dec 16, 2016*

Mmm related
BREAKING NEWS.
.
MMM is Back ooooooooo.
.
We all thought that MMM will be back in January as Promised, but contrary to people's expectation and to the greatest surprise of the people, MMM is Back in December.
.
Come and see jubilation on the street and in Various houses and Hamlets in Nigeria this morning.
.
Uncle Michael Modupe Mobolaji (MMM) who has been living in United states for the past 25years just arrived Nigeria this morning for the New year celebration via Muritala Mohammed international Airport. Glory be to God.

Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 8:01am On Dec 17, 2016

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 8:50am On Dec 19, 2016*

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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(op): 7:11pm On Feb 15, 2017

```When you are paid salary you eat chicken.

When the salary don dey reduce, you eat chicken products(eggs).

When the salary don almost finish you eat chicken food (maize , Millet, wheat).

When the salary don finish, you are broke, and you are now the chicken, WALKING AROUND LOOKING FOR WHAT TO EAT.

#Copied ```

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