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Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Olifiz(m): 5:26pm On Oct 28, 2016
Trending now: the only tot that comes to ur head wen u see a girl buying cucumber is that she wants to feed her puzzy cat


Well in other news: Man divorces beautiful model wife over cucumber
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by elsomm(m): 7:55am On Nov 11, 2016
Jenny1010:



waw.. this look good. am already salivating

Indeed....salivating from your center of gravity down below
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by durentsneh(m): 8:18am On Nov 11, 2016
Jenny1010:
I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

angry
No, u cannot buy or be in possession of cucumber again. We dont trust you ladies. Be contaminating our food anyhow. Last time i checked, Vaseline is not a food.
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by durentsneh(m): 8:20am On Nov 11, 2016
jmoore:
Na only cucumber you see for market? undecided

The only thing you have at home is cucumber? undecided

Leave d yeye girl. She go dey fvck d cucumber anyhow come dey lie to us "its d only food i had to offer"

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Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by durentsneh(m): 8:22am On Nov 11, 2016
onyedika946:
If you most buy cucumber, u most eat some parts before the seller than u re free to take the remaining parts home.. We don't trust this girls again. My view tho.
grin nà so. She must chop at least half of the cucumber there
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by wizrose(m): 8:25am On Nov 11, 2016
president buari need to band diz cucumber of thing becoz it is two much ooooo cucumber take over our girl now grin grin grin
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by elsomm(m): 10:11am On Nov 11, 2016
durentsneh:
grin nà so. She must chop at least half of the cucumber there

From both ends!
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by durentsneh(m): 10:14am On Nov 11, 2016
elsomm:


From both ends!
correct
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by SexyCeline(f): 10:19am On Nov 11, 2016
Come lemme dash u mine.... Currently av as much as 7 cucumbers of different sizes in my fridge.
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by durentsneh(m): 2:16pm On Nov 11, 2016
SexyCeline:
Come lemme dash u mine.... Currently av as much as 7 cucumbers of different sizes in my fridge.
celina! Easy abeg. No give us cucumbola disease. Biko
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Tedassie(m): 6:47am On Dec 04, 2016
SexyCeline:
Come lemme dash u mine.... Currently av as much as 7 cucumbers of different sizes in my fridge.
If u woke up one morning and saw me next to u,wat will u do? 1. Go back to sleep? 2. Slap me? 3. Kick me out? 4. Laugh? 5. Hug me? 6. Make gud sex? 7. Make me breakfast? 8. Hiss? 9. Call d cops? 10. Ask wat happened? 11. Kiss my forehead? 12. Kiss me passionately? Send dis to both Male and Female if u brave enuff!!! To see how crazy ur friends are. Answer me first smiley

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