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| Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 8:37am On Nov 11, 2016 |
Naija ladies acting crazy since 1920. They want to kill us before our time. Soon a new virus go comot as cucumbola, dat one go give man wey chop toto infested cucumber funny symptoms. We have to take steps to prevent this. A lady shud not be allowed to buy cucumber unless she agrees to this condition. 1. She eats at least half of the cucumber there, live and direct. 2. She buys not more than 1 cucumber per week. 3. She is not allowed to buy extra large cucumber larger than 6 inches, if she does, refer to rule 1. 4. She must bring proof that she has a man in her life. 5. She must NOT be a nairalander. 6. She must NOT be Tiv 7. She must bring concrete reason she needs to buy the cucumber, either i want to make fruit salad, beauty purposes etc. 8. She must not buy in bulk, if you allow them, na so dem go pack their lesbian friends dey put cucumber anyhow inside toto. 9. She must not look suspicious. If u see cucumber abuser, u go know. More loading........ Thanks. Signed Durent |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 8:47am On Nov 11, 2016 |
10. She must NOT be igbo, miss anambra na which tribe? |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 8:54am On Nov 11, 2016 |
11. She must fear God and look like she fears God |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by makydebbie(f): 8:55am On Nov 11, 2016 |
How can I do without my cucumber  |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2016 |
12. You can sell to yoruba ladies |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2016 |
makydebbie:you better learn how to do without it |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by Jay542(m): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2016 |
makydebbie:Lol  |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by makydebbie(f): 9:06am On Nov 11, 2016 |
Jay542: 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by slimthugchime(m): 9:07am On Nov 11, 2016 |
durentsneh:werent you the guy who prefared d1cks over puzzy  |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by sinaj(f): 9:10am On Nov 11, 2016 |
U guys are crazy  So Sombori cannot buy plenty cucumber to store again |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 9:15am On Nov 11, 2016 |
slimthugchime:u are not well. How can i pick dick over sweet succulent womanliness. Oboi slap urself |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 9:15am On Nov 11, 2016 |
sinaj:simple answer, No. Eat it one by one. |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by herzern1(m): 9:18am On Nov 11, 2016 |
criminalize ladies... |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 9:33am On Nov 11, 2016 |
herzern1: |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by bareal(m): 11:12am On Nov 11, 2016 |
sinaj:Is that how they used to do? |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(op): 11:35am On Nov 11, 2016 |
bareal:leave d mumu gurl. Wetin she wan use store cucumber do. |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by sinaj(f): 11:45am On Nov 11, 2016 |
durentsneh:wot bout my visitors  |
| Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by bigybanty02(m): 12:42pm On Nov 11, 2016 |
makydebbie:Hey gawd!! even u too. I give up #faint# |
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