Loooooool

Well mine happened when I was 15 years, there was this family friend of ours that came around with her daughter, she's always all over me because she plays a lot. So when they came, I was asked to power on the gen set, but the gen didn't work, was instructed to go call the guy that does the servicing and it was somehow far (about 15 poles), so this girl decided to follow me, and I left the house with just my boxers, as we left, she was holding me and her breassst was brushing my body anyhow, omo na so my J.T just face front like gun that has seen an enemy and ready to shoot and to make the matter worst na small top I wear, couldn't hide it, was uncomfortable, was using one hand to bend it towards one side but whooossai!!

When I got to the engineer's place, he saw it and was laughing at himself and not me, I just delivered my message and left.

So a thought just came into me, I saw a plank, so I intentionally hit my feet on it and started forming serious pains, that was how the J.T was able to come down. So I told her point blank not hold me, that I'm not comfortable with it as I was already embarrassed.

Jummyjay99:
i will share my most embarrassing moment because my pix is nt on nl.it happened when i was 13 we just moved to our site then it was bushy there was there was alot of uncompleted building beside us then and i hate using wc(water closet)then because i thought i might fall inside, i was used to my potty then.so one day i wanted to deficate i took my potty sat on it that was when my mum came to me dat she was going out i told her that she should wait so dat she could pour my feces away, she said i should do it my self that she was going out,i was so afraid to go near d wc then so i took my potty with d feces in it to the uncompleted building beside us ,so i strected my hand to window to pour it away that was when my mum shouted my name i was shocked i turned back and everying poured on my head dripping to my toes.unfortunately my mom met her friends on the way and they all came back together with my classmate who was one of her friend son i couldnt believe .he told every1 in class "ani jumoke da igbe si ara lana"

JUMOKE, You have just made my day. Thanks so much for this.

Jummyjay99:
i will share my most embarrassing moment because my pix is nt on nl.it happened when i was 13 we just moved to our site then it was bushy there was there was alot of uncompleted building beside us then and i hate using wc(water closet)then because i thought i might fall inside, i was used to my potty then.so one day i wanted to deficate i took my potty sat on it that was when my mum came to me dat she was going out i told her that she should wait so dat she could pour my feces away, she said i should do it my self that she was going out,i was so afraid to go near d wc then so i took my potty with d feces in it to the uncompleted building beside us ,so i strected my hand to window to pour it away that was when my mum shouted my name i was shocked i turned back and everying poured on my head dripping to my toes.unfortunately my mom met her friends on the way and they all came back together with my classmate who was one of her friend son i couldnt believe .he told every1 in class "ani jumoke da igbe si ara lana"

na die oh

Mine was during that time cbn govnr oga sanusi introduced coins back, naso I pack coins go church on sunday; don't even knw why bcoz I didn't intend to use dem 4 offering, anyway dats how after service everybody was walking out b4 I knew it I said somtn like iron plates dropping on d floor, my coins fell n everybody was looking at me; I nearly cried n picking them up was so hard!

davtosh:
I went to check a friend at the Polytechnic Ibadan, around 1992 and I knocked on his door at the hostel I was hearing ppl chat and laugh inside. So I called his name and a guys voice answered " He is not around what should we tell him"

I replied " When he come tell..." They didn't allow me to land when I had eehn eewoo laughing at the bomb I dropped.They must be four or five and ladies were among them. In fact how it came out from my mouth I don't know "When he come"

I knew they were coming to open the door to see the face of the suicide bomber , Na so I run with the speed of light to wards a group of students coming and joined them, then we were coming together towards their door and I saw them open the door still laughing like hyaenas "old boy E DON vamoose" I had one say. Na so I just bone face waka pass with my "colleagues" Since that day I make sure im sure of what to say before talking ,cause by nature I stammer a little.

Lol oh my God

DealZ:
Mine was during that time cbn govnr oga sanusi introduced coins back, naso I pack coins go church on sunday; don't even knw why bcoz I didn't intend to use dem 4 offering, anyway dats how after service everybody was walking out b4 I knew it I said somtn like iron plates dropping on d floor, my coins fell n everybody was looking at me; I nearly cried n picking them up was so hard!

I can imagine

Babysho:


JUMOKE, You have just made my day. Thanks so much for this.

u welcum

pedestal82:
Have shared this on a thread here on nairaland before. my girl( now my wife with 2 kids). came visiting, and said she wants to take a new season of MERLIN home to watch, on geting home, her mum dad and siblings all sitting and she slots in the plete, and boy it was MOJO. She said she was Sooo embarrassed, called me and I couldn't stop laffing on the fone.

Lol i love that name mojo
I shock when i discover say some of my guys no know wetin mojo mean

Doubleagent008:
did you finish from Unilorin? I imagine it is the kinda that will generate that kinda reaction.

nope.

finished from unilag.

Naijaboiy1:
Op that's more than embarrassing. It's actually shameful and you could have lost your admission if the lecturer took it up.

Thank your stars he/she didn't.

Well I don't have embarrassing moment to share, except if we would count taking a girl out and she insists she pays the bills. I was more than embarrassed that day.

Water yu pheeleen lyk now?

omonighoblessing:
what do you

Harntee yoo carhn lie oh!

Back in secondary school, I took bike with my friend the guy na one kind badguy.
The okada man took a shortcut and we saw a lady who used to live on my street I thought I saw the lady greet the okada man Buh i no say anything .
My friend come dey tell me about the lady's sexual escapades (I didn't even know she bad gan)
He kept giving details of the guys she slept with and so on, I just dey listen to gist. We got to where we were going only for okada man to get down and pounce on my friend. He beat am ehn
I kept begging him dat the guy no do the okada man anything, naso okada man tell us that the lady my friend was talking about is his new wife.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he sha dey beat my friend and I dey beg am

Hmmm, my most embarrassing moment wasnt funny at all.
Okay, it goes down lyk dz.
On a cool Sunday afternoon, we just got back from church, was having a NYC toast bread with hot chocolate with my fiance and there was a knock on the door.
Alas, my fiancée mum, immediate elder bro and younger sis...was so happy to see them.
I welcomed them in and I was like, what do I offer them?
My sis in-law didn't even waste a minute before pouncing on my portion of toast bread and tea.
My mother in-law was like "iyawo, bami ro amala to fele pelu obe ogunfe( make me amala and goat meat stew).
Naso I run enter kitchen go carry basket and off to the market to get goat meat.
Naso I just dey do " kurukere kurukere insyd kitchen", all sweaty and going from here to there and all that, my mother was like, "Iyawo, well-done" and I'll smile.
My people, while making the stew sha, I refuse to pour the sachet salt insyd its container b4 using it, I just cut the sachet with the hope of pouring in the amount needed only for almost half of the content to pour insyd the stew.
OMG!!!!!
Don't ask me what happened next pls, cos it was so .......................

OloriAbefe:
Hmmm, my most embarrassing moment wasnt funny at all.
Okay, it goes down lyk dz.
On a cool Sunday afternoon, we just got back from church, was having a NYC toast bread with hot chocolate with my fiance and there was a knock on the door.
Alas, my fiancée mum, immediate elder bro and younger sis...was so happy to see them.
I welcomed them in and I was like, what do I offer them?
My sis in-law didn't even waste a minute before pouncing on my portion of toast bread and tea.
My mother in-law was like "iyawo, bami ro amala to fele pelu obe ogunfe( make me amala and goat meat stew).
Naso I run enter kitchen go carry basket and off to the market to get goat meat.
Naso I just dey do " kurukere kurukere insyd kitchen", all sweaty and going from here to there and all that, my mother was like, "Iyawo, well-done" and I'll smile.
My people, while making the stew sha, I refuse to pour the sachet salt insyd its container b4 using it, I just cut the sachet with the hope of pouring in the amount needed only for almost half of the content to pour insyd the stew.
OMG!!!!!
Don't ask me what happened next pls, cos it was so .......................

Eeya sorry

1. Was forming sharp guy one day, so my new babe was in my place, and my other babe didn't call to tell me she was coming, went into the bathroom to bathe, only for me to hear voices in my room, came out and saw my other babe sitting comfortably in my room and my new babe sitting and feeling at home on my bed, o boy, can't still imagine how I got out of that ish

2.in j2,was in night prep when I felt like messing. You know all these mess you release small small and when it is almost out and you are certain it can't make any sound you now use force to push it out, well, I calculated the remaining amount wrong, and my crush was beside me, the thing came out very loud in a quiet class, and everyone looked at me, the God that saved me was that it didn't smell

3. Was yabbing girls in my room, my duck just slipped out of my boxers and I didn't know, when I noticed I just jejely tucked it in, 4 of my close female friends that I have been doing Shakara for saw my J. T

4.my crazy friend was watching porn on my laptop when it died, he didn't turn it off, took the laptop to chruch( am in multimedia) as soon as the laptop came on, the girl was moaning and I hadn't even put in the password yet, I removed the battery but it was still on cos I plugged it to light, eventually unplugged it. Most embarrassing moment of my life

5.amebo,what do you people want to read again, e never do

fiyah:
Actually,

I shouldn't be sharing this but my most embarrassing moment was just a few days ago.










SO EMBARRASSING


It all started with a class scheduled for 9am and which eventually didn't take place at the fixed time until 10:30am which was actually the break time.

I wasn't really happy with the change of plans because I didn't take anything that morning and was hoping I would when the class ends. The class ended around two and the course rep said something about another class starting immediately after that one.

Waited for a few minutes and the lecturer didn't show up. I decided not to take chances and slipped out of class to get some snacks.

Taking my time talking to someone at the place where I bought the snacks, I came back to meet the door to the class closed and a group of 'late commers' like me were standing outside too.

The lecturer had been in and had closed the door.

After waiting minutes for the very strict lecturer to change her mind and ask us to come in, nothing of such happened.

The lecture was one of the most important lectures i'd be having coupled with the attendance the woman never forgets to take. So, you could imagine how restless I was. But I wasn't really tensed cos I wasn't the only one in it.

Then, all of a sudden, one of my course mates came, saw the closed door, glanced at the lot of us standing outside, then slightly opened the door after which she entered the class.

Just like that!

Thinking, the lecturer asked her to come in or so, I followed suit.

And in one horrific second after entering, I realised nobody followed me and it also occurred to me the girl literarily crawled to one of the back seats because the lecturer DIDNT ASK HER IN! The lecturer at that moment had her eyes on the projected screen and her back turned to the door!

I didn't know what to do. I scanned for empty seats at the back and I stumbled!..

I don't know how I did but I slipped and fell!


Face flat on the floor while sneaking up to one of the seats.

I quickly struggled up and sat on the chair before the lecturer could turn. Luckily for me, she didn't even bother turning.


But unluckily for me, every guy on the back seat had their eyes on me with wide grins!

It was so embarrassing coupled with the fact that a guy I recently blasted on the WhatsApp group page was one of those staring with a grin on his face.

I felt like the ground could swallow and cuddle me in his belly after which the ground would be swallowed by another material I have no idea of until I'm beneath the earth's core where no more swallowing could occur

lol, it is well... It happen's

Lemme share mine.
Went for a competition in lagos 2012 sport festival. I was competing for team rivers,In gymnastic as we started on floor, my swimming trunk went into my bum bum, It seems like it's too small for my ass and we are not allowed to touch it, everyone in the auditorium saw my ass. When I finished I was crying, till today other states gymnasts still remember that day and call me big ass.

Larablink:
Lemme share mine.
Went for a competition in lagos 2012 sport festival. I was competing for team rivers,In gymnastic as we started on floor, my swimming trunk went into my bum bum, It seems like it's too small for my ass and we are not allowed to touch it, everyone in the auditorium saw my ass. When I finished I was crying, till today other states gymnasts still remember that day and call me big ass.

hahahaha, lwkmd
make i cal u my own "BIG YANSH" ooo sori "BIG ASS" i mean 2 say... #tongueOut

olatex25:

hahahaha, lwkmd
make i cal u my own "BIG YANSH" ooo sori "BIG ASS" i mean 2 say... #tongueOut

lol see your head

Larablink:
Lemme share mine.
Went for a competition in lagos 2012 sport festival. I was competing for team rivers,In gymnastic as we started on floor, my swimming trunk went into my bum bum, It seems like it's too small for my ass and we are not allowed to touch it, everyone in the auditorium saw my ass. When I finished I was crying, till today other states gymnasts still remember that day and call me big ass.

sori dear

Chinedu1994:
Mine is haunting me to death.

It is more than embarrassing!

I got drunk at a night party our department(computer science, but students from other departments attended) organised and vomited everywhere and on my cloth. It was a student of business administration who usually come to charge battery at my Lodge that brought me back. I was later told that while i blacked out, some students took pictures of me.
My friends however came later to tell me that i fvcked up. I went to school the following morning and they were sharing my pictures everywhere. It was 3 months ago, but i have lost everything-my self-confidence, my ego, and myself. I am supposed to be out for my 3 months I T now, but i have spent the 3 months worrying and hating myself.

This is really nothing darling, even though I gather you feel so ashamed....
Make self-deprecating jokes about it, laugh at yourself, be the first to yab yourself about it, etc....all the same thing
Try and dwell on, and do things that make you happy, rather than dwell on the one bad mistake

You see others have their embarrassing moments too, even heavier than yours ....so cheer and chin up
And laugh about it, it is not the end of the world....and will pass
Good luck

teshyberry:




Lol...
I just can't stop laughing....

hi

freesinzu:
Went to an overnight lesson for statistics, got tired and tried to sleep so I had to join two chairs together "primary school chairs" unfortunately for me the chairs were imbalanced so I fell off during my sleep woke to the sound of laughter even my friends laughed.