uboma:

When I thought I know my co-moderator very well......
Just realized that I still have a long way to go.
okay o, I will be watching in 5D!

Don't mind those ladies jare.

You know i am a Pastor na

Dapsonemmanuel:
Was thinking uber was like a dating site or something .. Now am confused ..wtf is an.uber

There are other websites apart from nairaland. One of them is Google. Learn how to make use of it.

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ollygreen:


There are other websites apart from nairaland. One of them is Google. Learn how to make use of it.

.. Ok ..I'm sure as hell you didn't create this thread .. I'd advise you learn how to mind you friggin business and fu ccccck off

Una never start una don dey snatch. Who uber epp sef?

babooshka:
This is somewhat ridiculous sha. 'rich guy was bored, and decided 2 do uber and drive ppl around...' so, he couldn't go swimming or party with friends... Nigerians must sha twist everything, and put their own spin. Smh!

As in eeh! I just tire for them.


Just Negodu!

Seun:
Guys who own cars have also learnt a lot about how to get wives from this post.

Hahahaha. So true
Wait o Seun, why not use this strategy as no one may know you as the multimillion dollar man. I can see through you bro. Marriage is on your mind but the choice is becoming harder.

Tufikwa.... After curving well to do guys it's uber driver una wan dey do now.... Smh

Naijasinglegirl:
I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

In fact, one of my friends have marked Uber as her number one place to tie down a husband in 2017.

According to my friend, her colleague used an Uber earlier this year and she and the Uber guy got talking like old buddies. When she was about alighting, they exchanged contacts and the rest they say is history. She is about to walk down the aisle with him in a few weeks.

“Uber drivers are on par with regular cab men! I don’t want to marry a driver.” You might say. This is false.

The guy she met has three cars he hired people to use for Uber. One of these cars was enrolled for UBER Select, the luxury and pricey service by Uber where a G-Wagon or Range Rover could pick you.

So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!

If you’ve decided to try your husband hunting in Uber, take note of these tips.
1 If you want rich husband use Uber Black.
2 If your Uber Driver arrives wearing a marriage band, cancel the trip!
3 Sit in the frontseat beside the Uber driver and not at the back like a madam. No man has the time to be twisting & turning his neck to chat with you.
4 Be polite and act like a lady. Every single Uber driver is a potential husband.
5 Don’t use an Uber to indecent places. Even if the Uber driver is not interested in you, he might have an unmarried oga or brother.
6 Ladies, don’t use Uber with ‘your squad’. Your bestie might snatch your prospective husband before your very own eyes.
7 Act like a wife material whenever you are in the Uber of a prospective husband. Pray with him at the start & end of a trip, play gospel music from your mobile phone, speak in tongues to the driver. If possible cook in the Uber.

I wish you all goodluck

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-meet-a-husband-in-uber/

No 7 ....got to me

Naijasinglegirl:
I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

In fact, one of my friends have marked Uber as her number one place to tie down a husband in 2017.

According to my friend, her colleague used an Uber earlier this year and she and the Uber guy got talking like old buddies. When she was about alighting, they exchanged contacts and the rest they say is history. She is about to walk down the aisle with him in a few weeks.

“Uber drivers are on par with regular cab men! I don’t want to marry a driver.” You might say. This is false.

The guy she met has three cars he hired people to use for Uber. One of these cars was enrolled for UBER Select, the luxury and pricey service by Uber where a G-Wagon or Range Rover could pick you.

So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!

If you’ve decided to try your husband hunting in Uber, take note of these tips.
1 If you want rich husband use Uber Black.
2 If your Uber Driver arrives wearing a marriage band, cancel the trip!
3 Sit in the frontseat beside the Uber driver and not at the back like a madam. No man has the time to be twisting & turning his neck to chat with you.
4 Be polite and act like a lady. Every single Uber driver is a potential husband.
5 Don’t use an Uber to indecent places. Even if the Uber driver is not interested in you, he might have an unmarried oga or brother.
6 Ladies, don’t use Uber with ‘your squad’. Your bestie might snatch your prospective husband before your very own eyes.
7 Act like a wife material whenever you are in the Uber of a prospective husband. Pray with him at the start & end of a trip, play gospel music from your mobile phone, speak in tongues to the driver. If possible cook in the Uber.

I wish you all goodluck

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-meet-a-husband-in-uber/

i must say nsg, ur sence of humour is off the charts, wish i could marry someone like you. someone who could make laugh at any situation , good or bad. more ink to ur pen gurl.

No wonder ladies ask me " Is this your car?", when I pick them up. Now I get it.
https://www.nairaland.com/3374339/make-money-uber

Ijaya123:


How come you share similarities with the starfish.

davide470:
Don't mind those ladies jare.
You know i am a Pastor na

See! I am just beginning to know more about you. As a Pastor, I am sure that the members of your Church are 100% ladies. You are the Ladies Man as confirmed by Amic and Jaz. Where is LadyF by the way?

GogetterMD:

uboma:



See! I am just beginning to know more about you.
As a Pastor, I am sure that the members of your Church are 100% ladies.
You are the Ladies Man as confirmed by Amic and Jaz.
Where is LadyF by the way?

She is here.

ladyF:


She is here.

Welcome on board. May I contact you via Whatsapp. I want to learn more about Bitcoin if you don't mind.

uboma:




Welcome on board.
May I contact you via Whatsapp.
I want to learn more about Bitcoin if you don't mind.

Wow!!! I am highly honored, please do.

ladyF:

Wow!!! I am highly honored, please do.

Thank you

Hilarious thread, cant stop lavving (in jenifas voice). Same applies to all d rich guys out there in search of wifey, u berra utilize ur weekends well nd use ur Range Rover for cabu cabu, trust me u may find THE ONE. Thank me later!

Cheap ad for Uber

Seun:
Guys who own cars have also learnt a lot about how to get wives from this post.

You Number one

Naijasinglegirl:
I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

Chisos! Make I park my Uber Molue. See gist!

Ist thing my brain accept today , Uber where are you. Come to my aid . Am waiting 4u .

Maybe all single guys should turn Uber drivers too

hahahhaa funny one, @cook in the Uber hahahhaa

Naijasinglegirl:
I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

In fact, one of my friends have marked Uber as her number one place to tie down a husband in 2017.

According to my friend, her colleague used an Uber earlier this year and she and the Uber guy got talking like old buddies. When she was about alighting, they exchanged contacts and the rest they say is history. She is about to walk down the aisle with him in a few weeks.

“Uber drivers are on par with regular cab men! I don’t want to marry a driver.” You might say. This is false.

The guy she met has three cars he hired people to use for Uber. One of these cars was enrolled for UBER Select, the luxury and pricey service by Uber where a G-Wagon or Range Rover could pick you.

So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!

If you’ve decided to try your husband hunting in Uber, take note of these tips.
1 If you want rich husband use Uber Black.
2 If your Uber Driver arrives wearing a marriage band, cancel the trip!
3 Sit in the frontseat beside the Uber driver and not at the back like a madam. No man has the time to be twisting & turning his neck to chat with you.
4 Be polite and act like a lady. Every single Uber driver is a potential husband.
5 Don’t use an Uber to indecent places. Even if the Uber driver is not interested in you, he might have an unmarried oga or brother.
6 Ladies, don’t use Uber with ‘your squad’. Your bestie might snatch your prospective husband before your very own eyes.
7 Act like a wife material whenever you are in the Uber of a prospective husband. Pray with him at the start & end of a trip, play gospel music from your mobile phone, speak in tongues to the driver. If possible cook in the Uber.

I wish you all goodluck

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-meet-a-husband-in-uber/

sharp guy, is this your Uber cab

stanuplane:
i must say nsg, ur sence of humour is off the charts, wish i could marry someone like you. someone who could make laugh at any situation , good or bad. more ink to ur pen gurl.

What about how to get wives and kids on uber

Dapsonemmanuel:
Was thinking uber was like a dating site or something .. Now am confused ..wtf is an.uber

Lol. It's a cab service. You book the can online and they come pick you up via location. It's awesome and comfortable. Good for unscheduledbruns to unknown areas.

Affordable too. You get an estimated bill before the can comes so you know if you should take it or not.

At least your car won't be towed away for parking.

Slice bread tins

na by force 2 marry.. i still dont understand d fuss over marriage in dis part of d world.. i seriously dont fancy it at all...

Naijasinglegirl:
I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

In fact, one of my friends have marked Uber as her number one place to tie down a husband in 2017.

According to my friend, her colleague used an Uber earlier this year and she and the Uber guy got talking like old buddies. When she was about alighting, they exchanged contacts and the rest they say is history. She is about to walk down the aisle with him in a few weeks.

“Uber drivers are on par with regular cab men! I don’t want to marry a driver.” You might say. This is false.

The guy she met has three cars he hired people to use for Uber. One of these cars was enrolled for UBER Select, the luxury and pricey service by Uber where a G-Wagon or Range Rover could pick you.

So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!

If you’ve decided to try your husband hunting in Uber, take note of these tips.
1 If you want rich husband use Uber Black.
2 If your Uber Driver arrives wearing a marriage band, cancel the trip!
3 Sit in the frontseat beside the Uber driver and not at the back like a madam. No man has the time to be twisting & turning his neck to chat with you.
4 Be polite and act like a lady. Every single Uber driver is a potential husband.
5 Don’t use an Uber to indecent places. Even if the Uber driver is not interested in you, he might have an unmarried oga or brother.
6 Ladies, don’t use Uber with ‘your squad’. Your bestie might snatch your prospective husband before your very own eyes.
7 Act like a wife material whenever you are in the Uber of a prospective husband. Pray with him at the start & end of a trip, play gospel music from your mobile phone, speak in tongues to the driver. If possible cook in the Uber.

I wish you all goodluck

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-meet-a-husband-in-uber/

op, please do u know the pricing scheme uber uses? i am on the verge of building something... i think i could adopt ubers pricing scheme.. please if u do know, lemme know.

If its per second, what happens when there is "go-slow" or "hold up"

thank you

Op wetin be uber again abeg I no no no be jokes

Lmao!.... you crazy!

stanuplane:
i must say nsg, ur sence of humour is off the charts, wish i could marry someone like you. someone who could make laugh at any situation , good or bad. more ink to ur pen gurl.

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