Some of us atheists do not understand christians and muslims. This is because when we atheists speak, the christians hear something different.



For example;

NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN TRANSLATION

1) "I don't believe in God"
Translation- "I worship satan"

2) "Daddy my fiance is an atheist"
Translation- "I want to marry a babalawo"

3) "I rarely go to church nowadays"
Translation- "Witches from my village are separating me from God"

4) "I don't pay tithe"
Translation- "I want to be poor and keep robbing God"

MUSLIM TO ATHEIST TRANSLATION


1) "Islam is a religion of peace"
Atheist translation; "I am a reetarded mallam that ignores all the murders in the name of Allah"

CHRISTIAN TO ATHEIST TRANSLATION

1) "Christianity is not a religion; it is a way of life with Jesus"
Atheist translation; "I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide"

Atheist translation of pastors' requests


1) "Pay your tithes and your rewards shall be bountiful"
Atheist translation; "transfer your hard earned salary to fund your pastor's private jet and life of luxury"


2) "I cast the demon out of you!! Be healed in Jesus name"
Atheist translation; bros Akpos, act well ooo! Time don reach make you twist and turn as if demon dey comot your body"

JackBizzle:
Atheist translation of pastors' requests


1) "Pay your tithes and your rewards shall be bountiful"
Atheist translation; "transfer your hard earned salary to fund your pastor's private jet and life of luxury"


2) "I cast the demon out of you!! Be healed in Jesus name"
Atheist translation; bros Akpos, act well ooo! Time don reach make you twist and turn as if demon dey comot your body"

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Atheists; "Atheism has no creed or doctrine"

KingEbukasblog's translation; "Atheism lacks morality therefore, communist atheists murdered millions of people"

JackBizzle:


Atheists; "Atheism has no creed or doctrine"

KingEbukasblog's translation; "Atheism lacks morality therefore, communist atheists murdered millions of people"

Lol. Atheism was their animus.

JackBizzle:
CHRISTIAN TO ATHEIST TRANSLATION

1) "Christianity is not a religion; it is a way of life with Jesus"
Atheist translation; "I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide"

now this is freaking funny

@Jackbizzle,

I can't stop laughing!!! This is epic!!! Do not forget this one!!!


Humans and apes share a common ancestor........
Christian Translation: Gorillas had sex with orangutans, and the orangutans eventually gave birth to humans!!!

It is better to believe in God and turns out there is no God rather than not to believe and turn out there is God

Translation : I am really not sure myself but I still want you to join me by all means

JackBizzle:


Atheists; "Atheism has no creed or doctrine"

KingEbukasblog's translation; "Atheism lacks morality therefore, communist atheists murdered millions of people"

that guys matter don tire me
He even has his own personal translation
Wonderful

Evolutionist :evolution shows how life has gradually diversified over time
Creationist translation: cows gave birth to donkeys

Evolutionist:*facepalm*

jonbellion:
Evolutionist :evolution shows how life has gradually diversified over time
Creationist translation: cows gave birth to a donkeys

Strawman

I know you know what it is , that's why you made this comment .

Athiest: We can't really say for sure we know what created the universe. But the religious concepts of God are not the answer
Creationist translation: Athiests believe there was nothing
That exploded!!!!

Athiest: *facepalm*

KingEbukasBlog:


Strawman

I know you know what it is , that's why you made this comment .

I have actually seen a lot of creationists say this
I've even seem someone ask of an "ant with human head" on this very forum
So creationists make the straw man
I just point it out

Strawman here and there

The translation here simply means I'm gona misrepresent your view on a particular issue (strawman ) and then make it look ridiculous (reductio ad ridiculum)

Two logical fallacies evident here

I don't expect atheists to know this - they've never been logical , they have a wont for absurdities and sardonic remarks .

KingEbukasBlog:
Strawman here and there

The translation here simply means I'm gona misrepresent your view on a particular issue (strawman ) and then make it look ridiculous (reductio ad ridiculum)

Two logical fallacies evident here

I don't expect atheists to know this - they've never been logical , they have a wont for absurdities and sardonic remarks .

do you want to deny that this is not the bedrock of creationist arguements
Most if not all

Athiest: I like to talk about religious versions of God to show the adherents the absurdities in thier beliefs and make them consider something more reasonable like diesm you don't really do this in real life but you meet the most intellectual people online
Christian translation: Athiests hate God that's why they talk about him why are they so angry how can you hate what doesn't exist Or what doesn't matter to you
Apparently winner01 makes a lot of athiest threads but you can't say he hate athiests or he is angry at athiests but I as a creationist can say whatever the fukk I want
Athiest: *facepalm*

KingEbukasBlog:
Strawman here and there

The translation here simply means I'm gona misrepresent your view on a particular issue (strawman ) and then make it look ridiculous (reductio ad ridiculum)

Two logical fallacies evident here

I don't expect atheists to know this - they've never been logical , they have a wont for absurdities and sardonic remarks .

Dude, do you even know what a logical fallacy is .

How is it a reductio ad absurdio to claim a person demanding an ant with a human head is riddiculous

I mean really

SirWere:


Dude, do you even know what a logical fallacy is .

How is it a reductio ad absurdio to claim a person demanding an ant with a human head is riddiculous

I mean really

someone has actually said this on this forum
I mean really

jonbellion:
someone has actually said this on this forum
I mean really

Yup.
There has been a shitload of moronic claims by creationists on Nairaland.

A Whole shitload

Jonbellion : Science does not disprove God
Science disproves religous concepts of God from the holy books.

There is a huge difference between I don't believe in "God" and there is no "God" the latter which is hardly said with certainty.Most athiests are really agnostic but atheistic towards religious versions of God
promise10 translation: Athiests say science says we came from nothing.
They have hijacked science to support thier stupid beliefs of nothing forming life!!!!!
Athiests are so dumb!!!!!
Jonbellion:*facepalm*

Funny thread

jonbellion:
Jonbellion : Science does not disprove God
Science disproves religous concepts of God from the holy books.

There is a huge difference between I don't believe in "God" and there is no "God" the latter which is hardly said with certainty.Most athiests are really agnostic but atheistic towards religious versions of God
promise.10 translation: Athiests say science says we came from nothing.
They have hijacked science to support thier stupid beliefs of nothing forming life!!!!!
Athiests are so dumb!!!!!
Jonbellion:*facepalm*

haven't you observed that I ignore him even when he tries to sound sensible?

its good for my sanity to ignore him and would advice other atheists to do the same

if we do that and not respond to his rants he'll start speaking much more sensible things because I know he's capable of saying sensible things

Niflheim:
@Jackbizzle,

I can't stop laughing!!! This is epic!!! Do not forget this one!!!


Humans and apes share a common ancestor........
Christian Translation: Gorillas had sex with orangutans, and the orangutans eventually gave birth to humans!!!

jackbizzle,

don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage

it is for this same reason that i was arrested.

urheme:
jackbizzle,

don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage

it is for this same reason that i was arrested.

Urheme; don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage
it is for this same reason that i was arrested


Atheist translation; I have run out of ideas to argue against atheism, so let me threaten you with my imaginary skydaddy

Niflheim:
@Jackbizzle,

I can't stop laughing!!! This is epic!!! Do not forget this one!!!


Humans and apes share a common ancestor........
Christian Translation: Gorillas had sex with orangutans, and the orangutans eventually gave birth to humans!!!

"Evolution is true"

Christian translation; "Life came from nothing and monkeys gave birth to humans!"

JackBizzle:






Urheme; don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage
it is for this same reason that i was arrested


Atheist translation; I have run out of ideas to argue against atheism, so let me threaten you with my imaginary skydaddy

POWER!!!!!!!!!

oya...translate

Atheists talk Greek. Christians and Muslims talk Religion.

JackBizzle:
MUSLIM TO ATHEIST TRANSLATION


1) "Islam is a religion of peace"
Atheist translation; "I am a reetarded mallam that ignores all the murders in the name of Allah"

Based on my observation of all the Muslims I know, Islam is a religion of peace. this idiot called LACKBIZZLE, can not contain his hatred and bitterness for religions that produce dignity and gracefulness in the societies they operate in.

Unlike the terrible evils committed by atheists on millions of innocent people world wide because of their hatred and open bitterness.

How about: ADOLF HITLER to LACKBIZZLE TRANSLATION

ADOLF HITLER affectionately asks : Lackbizzle why do you display your asshole?

LACKBIZZLE shyly replies: because I want you to marry me, Hitlerkie.

hopefulLandlord:


now this is freaking funny

SIGMUND FREUD TO LACKBIZZLE TRANSLATION

Sigmund Freud : Should we believe woman when they report rape or sexual molestations by their own fathers or other men ?

Lackbizzle answer : No Sir, I believe you are the founding father of modern psychoanalysis so your theories must be honored. Women only have fantasies of being raped.


Here is an extract about the truth concerning this cruel atheist.
Sigmund Freud – During his insanity, He believed women wanted sex with their fathers and womens stories of rape and molestation were fantasies. Instead of victims these women were the villains.( shocking)

Sigmund Freud was the founding father of psychoanalysis, a method for treating a mental illness and also a theory which explains human behaviour. Freud believed a female is a failed boy.