Chumzypinky:
Pureheart91

Mummy mi mooooo..... We av quarell oo..No dy call mi name oo. Ejo!!

Pureheart91:

Soory dear... But ur profile seems touchn tho'..

profile? you mean the personal text?

ladyverere:
Lol. A fvckhole is a fvckhole is a fvckhole! I don't know what it is with the Jolades of this world. Anyway, she is knocked up now and I know Nathan is responsible. Yawa go really gas o with person like Kainene in the mix.
Blood oath! Jesu! Me I no fit for that 1 o. No relationship is made in cement, not even marriage na the commitment dey keep us couples together. Make Kainene chill abeg.

But chumzy how come U never dedicate any update to me?

U hide under bunk dy shout 4kole.... Hmmn don lemme catch u dere oo... Oya si dere kpu osiso

MzzAmiable:



profile? you mean the personal text?

Yes ooo... Its touchn ooo!! Hope its not wat am tinking oo

Pureheart91:


Mummy mi mooooo..... We av quarell oo..No dy call mi name oo. Ejo!!

wat i aff do?

Chumzypinky:
MzzAmiable Dahmine... I jst dey watch una dey shake my head. Make una no comment 1st

chai, I was about to comment now Aunty eh. if dere is a way dey can undo dat voodoo shii, kainene o, na today girl dey deflower. good job Ma'am

Ladyverere, i'm sori jareh...i'm jst readin ur comment nw, evn Bolubennie, i'm sori...

dahmine:

chai, I was about to comment now Aunty eh. if dere is a way dey can undo dat voodoo shii, kainene o, na today girl dey deflower. good job Ma'am

Abi? C ur mouth lyk sey dem don deflower u...

Pureheart91:
Yes ooo... Its touchn ooo!! Hope its not wat am tinking oo

What are you thinking

Madam chumzypinky abeg shey make i send d acct numba?in anticipation of my cash gift *winks*

Woah! This story kept me glued to my phone till I got here. Really amazing story. Kaiii, more updates bikooooooo

Dedicated to Ladyverere and Bolubennie...

KAINENE.

'Kainene, where do you think you're going?' Kaka asked as she snatched the suitcase from me.

'Kaka, give me my suitcase! Now!!' i was angry already. What kind of a friend was she anyway? If she cant support my decisions then she was not my friend.

'i'll not until you tell me what this is all about!' she retorted.

'hess!' mummy Onome said 'na wetin dey happen?'

'mummy, please tell Kaka to give me back my suitcase. She told me to leave her house and now i'm leaving! Whats her own na?'

'mummy, i did not tell her to leave oo. I was just telling to reconcile with her mum finish! I do bad thing? Are you not my friend? Why will i tell you to comot for my house na?'

'you said it with your mouth that i should leave your house, you conniving bloody liar!'

'dont you dare call me names Kainene. I will not tolerate such in my house!'

'what will you do?' i stood in front of her 'fool!'

Mummy Onome came between us 'what is wrong with the both of you?!' she looked at Kaka then to me 'i dey see sey una smoke hot weed this afternoon, una want make i finish una for here? Una dey craze? Na my house una wan do selesele ebi? Oya, Kainene, before i close this my eye wey be like Segun Arinze own so close am, carry this thing wey be like coffin go back to your room! So you think sey you fit just pack enter here comot like sey na your papa give me the house, you dey crazy? Abeg go back to your room jareh! Go!'

'but mummy Ono....'

'if i start to count eh...'

'mummy O....'

'rush now!' she barked.

I grumbled, snatched my suitcase and dragged it up the stairs.

'nonsense!' she barked 'and when you drop it, come to my room and see me!'

I grumbled. I heard her scolding Kaka. I dropped the bag then later went down to her room.

I saw her making her bed when i got there and i immediately took over from her. I made the bed, swept the room(since she refused to employ maids in the house), washed her toilet and cleaned the floor.

When i was done, i sat beside her on the bed. She had a smile on her beautiful face. Her combat shorts and the big polo she wore with the canvas on her foot made me laugh 'mama d mama, when you go old sef? This your afro eh...na die'

'as in eh. I told yeye Kamsi to buy me those latest canvas that you girls of nowadays now wear, mumu no gree. This combat of mine was gotten for me by my husband oo. Do you like it?'

I laughed. The combat was biggggg. With her not too chubby boy, the combat swallowed her body, it was too big abeg. Even Eniola Badmus wouldnt wear something like that because it would look so big on her not to talk of Mummy O whose body was Ngozi Ezeonu like. Funny.

'like it? I love it like mad! When next i go for shopping, i'll make sure i buy you more like this one'

'high five jareh!' we slapped our palms together 'you're far better than that friend of yours. Kamsiyochukwu cannot come to my room, see me arranging and she takes over for me, lie lie! Highest, sho go siddon for bed dey ping. That girl! Na only God go help am for the marriage wey she wan marry oo'

I chuckled 'Xaviercasmir loves her'

'Nene, do you know your mother was here two days ago?' her face was now serious.

I shook my head.

'dear...come,' she pulled me to herself 'i think its high time you go back home dear. I'm not trying to chase you. I'm not tired of you. And you know that this house is always open to you whenever you come around but...your mother will always be your mother. Go back home and settle your issues with your mum....' she rubbed my hair lovingly 'you're my child as well Nene and i love you as much as i love all my children. I've spoken to your mum. She was wrong but now she has realised your mistakes. Go back to her. I believe the two of you can resolve your issues, she's your mother and the two of you cant go on like this forever'

'she chose that man over me mummy O....'

'she made a mistake. She later realised the man wasnt worth it'

'good for her'

'na your mama she be oo...na she born you oo'

'i hear'

'forgive her will you?'

TBC

Mummy Yo!!

harameede99:
Madam chumzypinky abeg shey make i send d acct numba?in anticipation of my cash gift *winks*

abeg kip ur acct numba 2 ursef, no vex. 4 ds Buhari regime na person dey gv person wey u no knw? Pls pls pls

This update is kinda funny,Short and sense making...welldone ma

Watching kainene and Nathan in 3d.......thumbs up to you chumzypinky

I LOVE MUMMY ONOME. NOMSKY DA MAMA!
E make sense....

Chumzypinky! ..Thanks for the dedication ooo. I sha dey enjoy dz tori like kilishi

bolubennie:
Chumzypinky! ..Thanks for the dedication ooo. I sha dey enjoy dz tori like kilishi

C ur face lyk kilishi

Make una no vex ssay na only 2updates show 4 ds syd 2day. So many tins dey sup bt dem go level 2moro. By 2moro, problems go lie low

Chumzypinky:

Ah! So u have run and release and come bak shebi??

Damiyomex biyahii Damsel14

[b][/b][color=#770077][/color].............. mummy o is not like other mama ojere.mummy o i give u thumbs up..

my mummy chumzypinky more ink to ur pen,how ur husband nd kidz..they re lucky to ve u in their lives....

pls mention me wen nxt u update o..

Chumzypinky:
Damiyomex biyahii Damsel14

chai my.mummy caught me o... ..

Chumzypinky:

abeg kip ur acct numba 2 ursef, no vex. 4 ds Buhari regime na person dey gv person wey u no knw? Pls pls pls

chaii e pain me sha as u refuse so naso odas go du oo*sniffs*

Lol. Mummy O go kill person o. Chei. A real Wafi lady, sensible down to earth, loving and so hilarious! Lol.

I love dis update chumzy, it cracked me up real good.

Thanks for d dedication hon.

Beey come nd see oh

damsel14:
[b][/b][color=#770077][/color].............. mummy o is not like other mama ojere.mummy o i give u thumbs up..

my mummy chumzypinky more ink to ur pen,how ur husband nd kidz..they re lucky to ve u in their lives....

pls mention me wen nxt u update o..

Hmm pikin pikin, pikin lyk no oda. My childrens and husbandin ar fyn jareh...dem say make i greet dia mama/wife pikin 4 dem. And yes oo, pls tel dem, dey dnt value my presence oo, dey rili dnt knw hw lucky dey are 4 havin me in dia lives...

harameede99:
chaii e pain me sha as u refuse so naso odas go du oo*sniffs*

Cum, hold ur swear abeg abeg i use God take beg u...because na u e go folow...see ur eye

ladyverere:
Lol. Mummy O go kill person o. Chei. A real Wafi lady, sensible down to earth, loving and so hilarious! Lol.

I love dis update chumzy, it cracked me up real good.

Thanks for d dedication hon.

only Mummy O? Only she be sensible, down-to earth and hilarious? Abeg u knw sey i no go skul, xplain hw she take be ds 3 tins wey u mention. Dats, hw is she down-to earth, sensible and hilarious.
Ansa d questn lyk ds.

HILARIOUS.

You explain....

DOWN TO EARTH.

You xplain.

SENSIBLE.

U xplain...

Chumzypinky following you oo. I was banned for days on NL. Pls let mabel and chioma reconnect tru Nene and Nathan in your next update.