Martial ain't on good form buh I'll have him on the pitch right now.


Rashford has been the only live wire.

I don't even know what to say about this team and its manager.

Whenever Michael Carrick is left out of the Manchester United team social media declares him the best thing since the sliced loaf.

That award seems to have been handed to Anthony Martial tonight. Will we see the flying Frenchman in the second half? - BBC

codedguy1:
I don't even know what to say about this team and its manager.

Dead boring




1

Now waiting for Fergie time

I saw Pogba doing an elaborate handshake with Lingard soundtracked by Wizkid today.

I used to think Pogba came to create goals but aunty ChristineC educated me that I was wrong to expect such from the Dablord since Buffon does not score and assist a lot.

Season is done. We may as well put it all in the Europa League.

raumdeuter:
Now waiting for Fergie time

Abeg na Ogbono soup without fish be this one

Wtf with Ibra and this his shi!t overhead kicks

Na wa o...

6th again?

WHo get swallow?

This ogbono don done. Na chef Jakulovic cook am

Please make sure its slated properly

This 6 no dey die sha.

They even had 6 minutes extra time added

I was here

Okra Soup FC

oh no

raumdeuter:
This 6 no dey die sha.

They even had 6 minutes extra time added

Even the antichrist may be forced to retire at this rate.

Devil logo - Check
Devil nickname - Check
String of sixes- Check

What else can the antichrist offer that Manyoo can't?

I can't believe pogba cost manure all that money. What will now be the cost of seedoff and co if they were to be playing in this era

sinizia, lana1, chrisley, olabode89 come serve me the regular house special

Rashford still poor on decision making though I know he's still young and Miki should take seat on the bench.
Martial and Mata should start games.

How many chances does our attack need to score a goal

hensben:
I can't believe pogba cost manure all that money. What will now be the cost of seedoff and co if they were to be playing in this era

Did you ever see Seedorf dab? Or die his hair yellow?

I don't even know why they bothered making a new Pogba emoji when they had a perfect one already

Un-fucking-believable

raumdeuter:


sinizia, lana1, chrisley, olabode89 come serve me the regular house special

hensben:
I can't believe pogba cost manure all that money. What will now be the cost of seedoff and co if they were to be playing in this era

shift one side abeg. You're probably blind to see the clear cut chances he created.

chrisley024:
shift one side abeg. You're probably blind to see the clear cut chances he created.

Did you mean Hair Cut chances?

Mannequin challenge niggas!

Gap-Closing FC

chrisley024:
shift one side abeg. You're probably blind to see the clear cut chances he created.

You and I know with this pogba deal football don spoil. No more passion on the field of play, all we see on instagram are dab, dance and new hair cut.

I'm not be sentimental here, only Kante remind me of good old days of football with passion and zeal.

85 - Despite attempting 85 shots at home vs the three promoted sides this season, Man Utd have mustered just two goals. Bluster.

hensben:
You and I know with this pogba deal football don spoil. No more passion on the field of play, all we see on instagram are dab, dance and new hair cut.

I'm not be sentimental here, only Kante remind me of good old days of football with passion and zeal.

May God bless you !

The modern footballers are a bunch of barbies and players that don't give a Bleep.

Nihilist:


Did you ever see Seedorf dab? Or die his hair yellow?

I don't even know why they bothered making a new Pogba emoji when they had a perfect one already

Football don spoil.

Only Kante remind me of good old days of football with passion and zeal. Abi na because him nor fine so him nor send social media which make him to focus more on his profession

hensben:
You and I know with this pogba deal football don spoil. No more passion on the field of play, all we see on instagram are dab, dance and new hair cut.

I'm not be sentimental here, only Kante remind me of good old days of football with passion and zeal.

you may be a Chelsea fan but i believe every true united fan should agree with you. That guy na waste of three solid midfielders money. A team in 6th and struggling and all he can think of is dancing, dabbing and barbing. I spit on Mourinhos head for Pogba transfer