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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Nickymezor(f): 6:06pm On Feb 06, 2017
grin grin
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by seifini(m): 6:06pm On Feb 06, 2017
"it's over" not "it over". Holla,I am a born a proof reader,editor and writer of articles. 09020140964

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by FavoredGuy: 6:06pm On Feb 06, 2017
Man: Have you swept the compound this morning?
Woman: Yes Darling.
Man: Alright! With what?
Woman: With broom of course.
Man: Eee! with what?
Woman: With broom. Darling, is anything wrong with sweeping with broom?
Man: You are asking me! Ask me again! Are you not in this country? So after all this that APC and their broom have done to this country, you still dare to touch broom and even it to sweep my compound. Have you forgotten I am a loyal and die-hard PDP member? You don't like my progress. It's over!!!

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Nobody: 6:08pm On Feb 06, 2017
ZeroTolerance:
Which one be "it over"?
I been think say na me dull.

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by akuracy(m): 6:12pm On Feb 06, 2017
How can you be using broom to sweep my house when you know I am a PDP member. It's over!!!

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by thesicilian: 6:15pm On Feb 06, 2017
psycho1:


I been think say na me dull.
Hahaha. When the wrong thing becomes so common and you start doubting the right one you know...
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by zoomman(m): 6:16pm On Feb 06, 2017
I told you I hate cat and ds past sunday I saw you cat walking to church....you r too stubborn...infact it's over....

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by EBBari(m): 6:18pm On Feb 06, 2017
Chelsea 3-1 Arsenal......GAL: honey did u see how chelsea twerk on arsenal, hahahahah.
MAN: u a Chelsea fan ni, why didnt u tell me b4 u said yes to me ko....brk up take over angry
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by jinxet2000: 6:27pm On Feb 06, 2017
Valentine is for Soma and Miyonse in BBN who were drunk in love with a girl that played them.
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by hman4real(m): 6:39pm On Feb 06, 2017
Stelvin101:


As u dey give her excuse somebody dey arrange her well to fvck her doggy that day grin

Tell them the reality. Hahaha

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Kakesman: 6:40pm On Feb 06, 2017
2 months ago i saw a guy staring @ u in the market, u must be cheating with him, its OVER wink grin
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by MARKETfund: 6:45pm On Feb 06, 2017
xynerise:
grin grin

Look at how you made holes all over my compound with your koi-koi shoe.That means You can destroy my property ....Its over >sad

Is that for skydeep?
Cos she'll go with her children o grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by borngenius(m): 6:45pm On Feb 06, 2017
akuracy:
How can you be using broom to sweep my house when you know I am a PDP member. It's over!!!

Hahaha... Guy u r crazy.
and that number 6 got me cracking too.
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by borngenius(m): 6:51pm On Feb 06, 2017
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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Boyooosa(m): 6:54pm On Feb 06, 2017
MosakuAW:
The write up there is only for TEENAGERS no matured person will use any as an excuse. undecided
Thank you story teller we ve heard you... check the post, it reads: 'add your own lets have fun' and thank me later! sad

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by michaelwilli(m): 6:54pm On Feb 06, 2017
MosakuAW:
The write up there is only for TEENAGERS no matured person will use any as an excuse. undecided
In ur mind nw u re matured. KPsHeWW

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Edwinmason(m): 6:55pm On Feb 06, 2017
davodyguy:


Stale.

Not for we married men. We owe our wives a duty of care and love
you are right
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Boyooosa(m): 6:55pm On Feb 06, 2017
borngenius:
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LONG TIN!
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by joxxy01(m): 6:56pm On Feb 06, 2017
What are doing in the toilet? Its over!
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by CivilianJTF(m): 6:59pm On Feb 06, 2017
Why hugging me so tight, do you want to suffocate me? In fact you can kill me... It's over!


Cc
Avadella
CivilianJTF

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by avadella(f): 7:00pm On Feb 06, 2017
CivilianJTF:
Why hugging me so tight, do you want to suffocate me? In fact you can kill me... It's over!


Cc
Avadella
CivilianJTF
grin
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Edwinmason(m): 7:01pm On Feb 06, 2017
Aburi001:
We are not in the mood to add anything now. Recession is bitting hard and protests are still going on biko tongue grin
your own recession need tb joshua deliverance o
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by LargeBreed(m): 7:07pm On Feb 06, 2017
MosakuAW:
The write up there is only for TEENAGERS no matured person will use any as an excuse. undecided
Get a chill pill. It's just joke.
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Edwinmason(m): 7:09pm On Feb 06, 2017
ZeroTolerance:
Which one be "it over"?
oga nor fex for the blunder o..na runs we take pass waec o
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Edwinmason(m): 7:17pm On Feb 06, 2017
seifini:
"it's over" not "it over". Holla,I am a born a proof reader,editor and writer of articles. 09020140964
thanks...noted
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Nobody: 7:21pm On Feb 06, 2017
PrettySleek:
You are cooking again! All u do is cook. I can't do this anymore angry it is over!

You eat too much, infact all you do is eat...we have to see other people oooh abeg.

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Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by audu35: 7:27pm On Feb 06, 2017
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by hahn(m): 7:30pm On Feb 06, 2017
Handsomecole:
Me?? Since Jan 20th I don give my bae excuse say I no go dey around on on Val day. Any excuse now will be too late.

All you have done is give her more time to plan a date with someone else tongue
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by xynerise: 7:30pm On Feb 06, 2017
MARKETfund:


Is that for skydeep?
Cos she'll go with her children o grin grin grin

Antelope grin
Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Joysmith2: 7:41pm On Feb 06, 2017
BreadandBeans:
Op Thank you for the tips.. I go try am because I no fit buy Val gifts for any girl o grin
E no go work

Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by flexindino(m): 7:41pm On Feb 06, 2017
Na who ask u?

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