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Love Machine:
I no go beat her.But she go buy me another phone or i go seize any valuables from her.Make any girl no test me reach that level.

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Apple1992:
Please read this to the end, though it's lengthy. Apology for any blunder.

Yesterday me, my friend Charles (not real name) and her girlfriend Janet (not real name) were returning from church, we were heading home, when suddenly Janet, asked Charles to handover his phone to her, Charles. gave her the phone. I and Charles did not suspect or expect any fouls play because that's not the first time she holds the phone and by right a girl friend has the right to see or holds the boyfriend phone if need be.( my opinion)


But we notice when the phone was handover to her , she immediately open the phone, remove the battery, sim card and the SD card, then put back the battery without putting back the sim and the SD card. I personally was confused I don't know about my friend but I think he was more confused than me.


When my friend asked her the reason for that, she said nothing, we were all mute, we trekked a distance when the most surprising and the most shocking happen.

When we got to the head bridge, we stood and look for bike. Janet, pass us and threw the phone into the river. I was like is she mad, what did she find in the phone that got her so furious and if she found anything that upset her was this the right action to take.

charles, asked her in a calm voice why? she respond in aggressive voice "don't asked me any stupid question" the anger was burning in me I feel like devouring the girl or tore her to pieces, how can she do that to my friend now that phones are costly? many things run throw my mind,

I look at my friend, he said we should go, I said to him we should do what? he said let's go. I said to him we can't just live her let treat this girl, he said no. "I always said am the last guy that will rest up my hand on a lady" and Janet is not just a lady but my girlfriend and my lover, so I can't, everything happen for a reason " Charles said to me.

As we were about to live, Janet call us back, hugged my friend kiss him. And I was even more confused. what is it today. Then he open up to tell us that he was tempting my friend to see if he'll rest up his hand on her or embarrass her. But she now sees my friend as a good person who love and respect her.

At the present she open her laptop bag and remove a brand new Infinix zero to my friend which is more better more costly than the techno Y7 he was using.

She said even if my friend beat her up or threatened her, she will still give him the phone but that will be the end of their relationship.

So nairalanders, if you were in my friend shoes, will you act as he does? to me I won't o seriously already i have asked him to give her the beating of her life which he refuses. But now I have learn, maybe if it happen to me next time I will try and control myself.

The guy fulfilled his own promise to HIMSELF..
He can leave the girl any time, and she can't do anything about it..
She can only say "Remember YOUR undying love for me..."
Forgetting that her own love for the guy was pure DISASTER.

Apple1992:
Please read this to the end, though it's lengthy. Apology for any blunder.

Yesterday me, my friend Charles (not real name) and her girlfriend Janet (not real name) were returning from church, we were heading home, when suddenly Janet, asked Charles to handover his phone to her, Charles. gave her the phone. I and Charles did not suspect or expect any fouls play because that's not the first time she holds the phone and by right a girl friend has the right to see or holds the boyfriend phone if need be.( my opinion)


But we notice when the phone was handover to her , she immediately open the phone, remove the battery, sim card and the SD card, then put back the battery without putting back the sim and the SD card. I personally was confused I don't know about my friend but I think he was more confused than me.


When my friend asked her the reason for that, she said nothing, we were all mute, we trekked a distance when the most surprising and the most shocking happen.

When we got to the head bridge, we stood and look for bike. Janet, pass us and threw the phone into the river. I was like is she mad, what did she find in the phone that got her so furious and if she found anything that upset her was this the right action to take.

charles, asked her in a calm voice why? she respond in aggressive voice "don't asked me any stupid question" the anger was burning in me I feel like devouring the girl or tore her to pieces, how can she do that to my friend now that phones are costly? many things run throw my mind,

I look at my friend, he said we should go, I said to him we should do what? he said let's go. I said to him we can't just live her let treat this girl, he said no. "I always said am the last guy that will rest up my hand on a lady" and Janet is not just a lady but my girlfriend and my lover, so I can't, everything happen for a reason " Charles said to me.

As we were about to live, Janet call us back, hugged my friend kiss him. And I was even more confused. what is it today. Then he open up to tell us that he was tempting my friend to see if he'll rest up his hand on her or embarrass her. But she now sees my friend as a good person who love and respect her.

At the present she open her laptop bag and remove a brand new Infinix zero to my friend which is more better more costly than the techno Y7 he was using.

She said even if my friend beat her up or threatened her, she will still give him the phone but that will be the end of their relationship.

So nairalanders, if you were in my friend shoes, will you act as he does? to me I won't o seriously already i have asked him to give her the beating of her life which he refuses. But now I have learn, maybe if it happen to me next time I will try and control myself.

is there anything like Tecno Y7?

Very stupid story. OP is either you're an oboe and you concocted this useless story or the girl in question is a bigger oboe and did such a stupid act.

Mind you, the oboe oin question is not the musical instrument but the dumb head

showmeurpenis:
How do university students /graduates, not know the correct use of He and she!!! Like really? That's y'all university levels? What do they do? just take your money and after 19yrs of studying you still can't differentiate between he and she? I give up! Really I just give up!

Just showmeurpenis and go!:

ShowmeUrToto and just go

1metre:
ije nwoke and nwanyi na weta isi were isi

Interpretation please!

Na wa o, which kind test be dis? God save me from karashika

Florblu:
This na temptation, it can leads to confusion......
if I were to be the guy I will throw the new phone inside the river
Since we are in the era of "love test"
Some girls sef

so we still have some intelligent gurl in nairaland..

dman4mdmoon:
Interpretation please!

don't even know how to say it to your understanding

1metre:
don't even know how to say it to your understanding

Alright then.

I suggest she is the one always sponsoring the guy

Apple1992:
Please read this to the end, though it's lengthy. Apology for any blunder.

Yesterday me, my friend Charles (not real name) and her girlfriend Janet (not real name) were returning from church, we were heading home, when suddenly Janet, asked Charles to handover his phone to her, Charles. gave her the phone. I and Charles did not suspect or expect any fouls play because that's not the first time she holds the phone and by right a girl friend has the right to see or holds the boyfriend phone if need be.( my opinion)


But we notice when the phone was handover to her , she immediately open the phone, remove the battery, sim card and the SD card, then put back the battery without putting back the sim and the SD card. I personally was confused I don't know about my friend but I think he was more confused than me.


When my friend asked her the reason for that, she said nothing, we were all mute, we trekked a distance when the most surprising and the most shocking happen.

When we got to the head bridge, we stood and look for bike. Janet, pass us and threw the phone into the river. I was like is she mad, what did she find in the phone that got her so furious and if she found anything that upset her was this the right action to take.

charles, asked her in a calm voice why? she respond in aggressive voice "don't asked me any stupid question" the anger was burning in me I feel like devouring the girl or tore her to pieces, how can she do that to my friend now that phones are costly? many things run throw my mind,

I look at my friend, he said we should go, I said to him we should do what? he said let's go. I said to him we can't just live her let treat this girl, he said no. "I always said am the last guy that will rest up my hand on a lady" and Janet is not just a lady but my girlfriend and my lover, so I can't, everything happen for a reason " Charles said to me.

As we were about to live, Janet call us back, hugged my friend kiss him. And I was even more confused. what is it today. Then he open up to tell us that he was tempting my friend to see if he'll rest up his hand on her or embarrass her. But she now sees my friend as a good person who love and respect her.

At the present she open her laptop bag and remove a brand new Infinix zero to my friend which is more better more costly than the techno Y7 he was using.

She said even if my friend beat her up or threatened her, she will still give him the phone but that will be the end of their relationship.

So nairalanders, if you were in my friend shoes, will you act as he does? to me I won't o seriously already i have asked him to give her the beating of her life which he refuses. But now I have learn, maybe if it happen to me next time I will try and control myself.

Tecno get Y7

Yamprince:
Write good English grammar please.

it is easy to knw people that have no acheivement in life

Phi001:
Which kin useless test... forget that she bought him another phone...




If he had beaten her, he wouldn't have been wrong....what if he was in a bad mood before?


That's how people will be tempting their fellow men. Later, they'll say "all men are devils..."

I wonder o ... If I were the the guy I will nt collect the phone thou I will nt react or beat her so that she can feel her foolishness

RedCard88:
Nma27 my lov if u try dis with me i wil giv u a big hug and a holy kiss before i start crying

Lolz

Love Machine:
I no go beat her.But she go buy me another phone or i go seize any valuables from her.Make any girl no test me reach that level.

Association of Dont Read The Post To End Before Commenting. Did u finish reading this post before u comment?

My phone has some random pics and materials I use for work stored in both SD and phone. So technically I'm still at loss.
Like the guy and unlike his busybody "friend", I won't hit my girl but will let her know that she just messed me up big style. Will take the new phone, probably, but will warn her NEVER to let Hollywood, Nollywood, ZeeWorld and most importantly Telemoundu get the better part of her reasoning faculties.

Psoul:
Association of Dont Read The Post To End Before Commenting. Did u finish reading this post before u comment?

Reading and comprehending are two mutually exclusive events.

hotspec:
The bolded is an evidence dt u dint read d story b4 u post d comment, or u were thinking abt Buhari's health

She remove her bf sim and memory card and throway his phone inside river

U kw some girls need to be seriously beaten b4 they reach orgasm. I suspect this girl. She want to be beaten so that she can climax. Luck ran out on her,d guy is not the type that will satisfy her urge.

If u need to be beaten, U no see those pineapple face military men at the junction go look for their trouble.

toprealman:
Reading and comprehending are two mutually exclusive events.

So which one is involved here?
Reading without comprehension or not reading to the end for comprehension

Psoul:
U kw some girls need to be seriously beaten b4 they reach orgasm. I suspect this girl. She want to be beaten so that she can climax. Luck ran out on her,d guy is not the type that will satisfy her urge.

If u need to be beaten, U no see those pineapple face military men at the junction go look for their trouble.

You are one and the same with the guy you accused of not reading to the very end. You did, I guess, but seem not to get much out of it.

Your English is terrible. You should get someone to write your posts for you, henceforth.

Florblu:
This na temptation, it can leads to confusion......
if I were to be the guy I will throw the new phone inside the river
Since we are in the era of "love test"
Some girls sef

you funny joor

I see no sense in what she did. For crying out loud

I will do what any other human being will do *Dirty slap* then ask her why

toprealman:
You are one and the same with the guy you accused of not reading to the very end. You did, I guess, but seem not to get much out of it.

I did and i grasped the post. If u dont understand my response u can ask for explanation. Can see that u are lost here. Not really your fault, not everyone is equipped wt the art of reading and understanding

nawa 4 sum galss oooooo

Benita27:
Perhaps, the guy was even tired of the phone.

If your bf has a car, break the front screen: if he doesn't beat you, he's a husband material.

Modified!
My Aunt bashed her husband's car some weeks after he bought it and went on rig...she kept disturbing me with "Benita, what am i going to do?" i could see the fear on her face, until i asked her houseboy why she kept asking me that question, the boy said " haba, e dey beat am o!, maybe she dey fear the beating wey she go receive".

I was there on holiday and had no idea he beats her, two weeks later he was home, she refused i go out that day, after his meal she told him about the car...the man ran out on boxers to see his car, she ran to the kitchen to meet us...he came back and was furiously screaming.

I wonder what stopped him from hitting her?...my presence!.

lol at ran out with boxers that got me lmao

Psoul:
I did and i grasped the post. If u dont understand my response u can ask for explanation. Can see that u are lost here. Not really your fault, not everyone is equipped wt the art of reading and understanding

You are blessed son.No time for trivialities.

Scarpon:
lol at ran out with boxers that got me lmao

Lol...i had to make it as brief as possible, funny couple.