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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Claessique1(f): 8:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
Awwwn, can't believe it's her, I wish Blissfull home
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by bush112(m): 8:21pm On Feb 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together, let no man put assunder grin
omo I get big cucumber too o
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by OgaJonah(m): 8:23pm On Feb 22, 2017
Hahahahah , AFONJAS with cucumber

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by kenoz(m): 8:23pm On Feb 22, 2017
shocked
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ugochukwufrenzy: 8:24pm On Feb 22, 2017
ruggedised:
and big cucumber units them, all the single ladies out there may cucumber help u secure you own man IJN kiss
u thınk the whole world revolves around ur thıng abı??
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Juicypot247(f): 8:25pm On Feb 22, 2017
Make una stop this cucumber hype so that the price won't go up, some of us never get other alternatives oooo.

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by darocha1: 8:26pm On Feb 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together, let no man put assunder grin
let no 'MANGO' put a thunder

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by vicben27(m): 8:30pm On Feb 22, 2017
she as bin cucumberin herself since 1904! may cucumber neva finish on ur table
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by igwegeorgiano(m): 8:31pm On Feb 22, 2017
what cucumba has joined together let no cassava put assunder.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 8:33pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:
Ishilove see how they used ordinary cucumber to toast this fine geh, you be there waiting for who will write you harvard standard love letter angry angry
Different strokes for different folks. My man must be able to express himself well angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 8:34pm On Feb 22, 2017
Later dem go say women no like preek
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by kingamon(m): 8:42pm On Feb 22, 2017
chai women ehh
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Walecoker65(m): 8:44pm On Feb 22, 2017
Bro, am sorry for your life sad

Cucumber stories are saddening

just saying tho angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ReneeNuttall(f): 8:45pm On Feb 22, 2017
EmperorTech:
You reside in benin city?
maybe
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by dimple571991(m): 8:47pm On Feb 22, 2017
our ladies and cucumber be like 5&6
check my signature for an hand book that explains the materials and steps for production of various kinds of snacks for just #1000
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 8:50pm On Feb 22, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by footprintD55(m): 8:52pm On Feb 22, 2017
ruggedised:
and big cucumber units them, all the single ladies out there may cucumber help u secure you own man IJN kiss
this your cucumber get vein o
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by KoredeGold(m): 8:52pm On Feb 22, 2017
Lol ! cu cu mber
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by sylva1(m): 8:53pm On Feb 22, 2017
What big cucumber has joined together, let no man out assunder!!
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by mzroman: 8:54pm On Feb 22, 2017
She Wan use am cook soup. ;DShe Wan use am cook soup.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 8:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
themonk:

Seems being cone headed prevents ones brain from developing properly.

Back to the post:

I wonder what would be his fate when she meets a bigger cucumber like mine

Monk lol
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 8:58pm On Feb 22, 2017
Juicypot247:
Make una stop this cucumber hype so that the price won't go up, some of us never get other alternatives oooo.

Lmfao
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Claessique1(f): 9:01pm On Feb 22, 2017
Awwwn,see my love. I wish them a blissful home.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by northvietnam(m): 9:04pm On Feb 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together, let no man put assunder grin

Are u not Madt
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ichommy(m): 9:08pm On Feb 22, 2017
LecciGucci:



I kno diz is so true dnt try to make it a joke smiley

I be guy Man, I dey hail D Lady ni o.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by themonk(m): 9:08pm On Feb 22, 2017
Adanna86:


Monk lol
grin I get big cassava na
How are you today, pretty?

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by spafu(m): 9:09pm On Feb 22, 2017
She will henceforth not bother about been out of Cucumber.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by frisky2good(m): 9:11pm On Feb 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man cassava put assunder grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nwaoma198(f): 9:12pm On Feb 22, 2017
Now I think I need a bigger cucumber
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 9:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Different strokes for different folks. My man must be able to express himself well angry


Aunty continue ooo!! Until kids in your street start singing for you "when will you marry"!!?? angry

Ps-What is for dinner?
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by thunderfiremods(m): 9:21pm On Feb 22, 2017
...big cucumber my broda u are entering into a kingdom u dont fit in



bt wait...she's an angel
...I've never seen a female angel if not dis 1...d male ones I even know are Michael, Gabriel nd uriel...
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 9:28pm On Feb 22, 2017
This union was based on fvck so it won't last no be curse.

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