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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 9:36pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:



Aunty continue ooo!! Until kids in your street start singing for you "when will you marry"!!?? angry

Ps-What is for dinner?
Any kid that sings such will feel the wrath of my palms on their backs grin

Dinner is eba and egbono soup
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by omotolatoyosi(f): 9:38pm On Feb 22, 2017
Am also a lover of big cucumber
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 9:42pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Any kid that sings such will feel the wrath of my palms on their backs grin

Dinner is eba and egbono soup


Wicked aunty! I could have sworn it is "ogbono" but what does this Ibadan boy know.......
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by sandraanakebe(f): 9:44pm On Feb 22, 2017
Lol...Cucumber things brought them together,,, nice pre wedding pics though cool

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by dizzle101(m): 9:46pm On Feb 22, 2017
what cucumber have join together let no cocoyam put asunder

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Commissioner212: 9:46pm On Feb 22, 2017
royalmoron:
them use dick swear for una
grin grin grin grin cheesy no mind them
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by bobochem: 9:46pm On Feb 22, 2017
Did guy cucumber no big.because it is evident from mere looking
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 9:54pm On Feb 22, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one
Scene 3 Yanga tolotolo market Benin city
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 9:54pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:



Wicked aunty! I could have sworn it is "ogbono" but what does this Ibadan boy know.......
No be wickedness, na 'love' grin

In my language it is 'egbono'.

Ehn, omo Ibadan kini so re?? cheesy
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 9:59pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

No be wickedness, na 'love' grin

In my language it is 'egbono'.

Ehn, omo Ibadan kini so re?? cheesy


So sure ni grin! Am guessing "Urhobo"??
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ReneeNuttall(f): 10:07pm On Feb 22, 2017
asuustrike2009:
Scene 3 Yanga tolotolo market Benin city

hmmm
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:09pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:



So sure ni grin! Am guessing "Urhobo"??
Kwale grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:10pm On Feb 22, 2017
lipsrsealed
Ishilove:

Kwale grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:11pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
lipsrsealed
undecided
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:11pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Kwale grin


No wonder your shakara is 1million! angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:12pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

undecided
angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:12pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:



No wonder your shakara is 1million! angry
Bros, you have no idea. Lol.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:13pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:



No wonder your shakara is 1million! angry
Never settle for less, brah cheesy cool
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:14pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Bros, you have no idea. Lol.
angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:15pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

angry
Shey I lie?. grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:15pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Bros, you have no idea. Lol.


Lmao! Seems you have been on her case, i will give you free advice to win her if you will promise me bestman role and unlimited access to the cooling van, deal!?? grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ojay2053(m): 10:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
omotolatoyosi:
Am also a lover of big cucumber
Are you serious cool . Just pmee, location won't be the prob, I gat what you want kiss
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by dizzle101(m): 10:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder grin
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder grin
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:17pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:

Lmao! Seems you have been on her case, i will give you free advice to win her if you will promise me bestman role and unlimited access to the cooling van, deal!?? grin
grin you drive a hard bargain, but I'll pass. I don't believe in doing church weddings and wedding reception.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
grin you drive a hard bargain, but I'll pass. I don't believe in doing church weddings and wedding reception.


As long as there is booze i don't care if the venue is a cemetery, shrine, seaside, evil forest, bridge, or even the spirit world angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 10:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:


As long as there is booze i don't care if the venue is a cemetery, shrine, seaside, evil forest, bridge, or even the spirit world angry
grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by LecciGucci: 10:21pm On Feb 22, 2017
ichommy:


I be guy Man, I dey hail D Lady ni o.

Hahahahaha ok sorry o.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:21pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Never settle for less, brah cheesy cool

Certain factors can change this mindset angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:22pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Shey I lie?. grin
I plead the 5th grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:22pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:


Certain factors can change this mindset angry
Factors like...? angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:23pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Factors like...? angry

Family pressure, peer pressure, meno......... angry

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